finds from picasa

finds from picasa part 2

spme sort of wedding dance
 

teh babes try hard to hide teh upskirt as they are lifted and twilled around, but the photographer gets a few.

Columbus He might never have discovered America..
 

..had he beem married.

Because he would have had to answer all the following questions:

· Where are you going?
· With whom?
· Why?
· How are you going?
· To discover what?
· Why only you?
· What do I do when you are not here?
· Can I come with you?
· When will you be back?
· Would you have dinner at home?
· What would you bring for me?
· You deliberately made this plan without me, didn't you?
· You seem to be making a lot of these programs lately...
· Answer me why?
· I want to go to my mothers house.
· I want you to drop me there.
· I don't want to come back ever!
· What do you mean, OK?
· Why arent you stopping me?
· I don't understand what this whole discovery thing is about.
· You always do things like this.
· Last time you also did the same thing!
· Nowadays you always seem to do this kind of stuff.
· I still don't understand what else is left to be discovered!

Subject: A real man....
 

A real man is a woman's best friend. He will
never stand her up and never let her down.
He will reassure her when she feels insecure
and comfort her after a bad day.

He will inspire her to do things she never
thought she could do; to live without fear
and forget regret. He will enable her to
express her deepest emotions and give in to
her most intimate desires. He will make sure
she always feels as though she's the most
beautiful woman in the room and will enable
her to be the most confident, sexy,
seductive, and invincible.


No wait... sorry... I'm thinking of wine.
Never mind....

apologies if these are reposts
 

on her wedding day, then showing off a few months later

Tuesday brides
 

Sex is the price women have to pay for marriage...

marriage is the price men have to pay for sex.

brides
 

A young woman who had been married for several years was growing more and more
frustrated at her husbands lack of interest in sex. She wondered about ways to
add some spice to their sexual relationship, and finally decided to purchase
some crotchless underwear she had seen in a novelty shop.

One evening when she was feeling particularly desirous and he was, as usual,
watching television. She took a shower, freshened up, and donned her crotchless
undies and a slinky negligee. She then strolled between her husband and the
television and suggestively tossed one leg up on his chair arm.

Want some of this? she purred.

Are you kidding?, he replied. Look what it did to your underwear!

Real nice pics

TGIF
 

brides