Regretabate
 

Regretabate: to masturbate about something you are regretting.

I bet this guy is going to regretabate when he sees that the hottie in seat C was flashing her husband at 30,000 feet while he passed out from eating too much airline food in seat D!


By the way, who wants that guy manning the exit hatch on an aircraft? :rolleyes:

Vatican Roulette
 

Vatican Roulette: The only method of birth control endorsed by the Vatican. Also known as the rhythm method.

I tried to put on a condom, but she told me condoms were a sin. I barely pulled out in time to unload on her belly.


Vatican Roulette doesn't scare me because I only cum on the face or in the ass.



I played Vatican Roulette for years, but I think my luck just ran out.

Ducttapify
 

Ducttapify: To use duct tape (duck tape) to improve something.

Roomie 1: "Are you sure you want me to tape your tits together with duct tape? You already look great!?!?"
Roomie 2: "Absolutely, since a normal bra can't contain my funbags, we need to ductapify them for the talent show."


Now we know how Sheila developed that miraculous cleavage for the Greek Formal! She ductapified her a-cups!

Comando
 

Comando: To go out without underwear; sans panties.

I like to surprise guys by going to bars commando, in short denim skirts.


I snapped a bunch of under-the-table photos of Fern, but I was sad to see that she was not going comando. Prude.

Shanghai Shampoo
 

Fuck a chick until you've built up a load large enough to paint a room. Then proceed to to blow it in her hair. Massage into scalp and rinse. Repeat if necessary.

CEUs
 

What an outstanding thread! Can we get continuing education credits for reading all the posts? :D

We'd need a respectable name for the course. Maybe:

Spectacular Weekly Electronic Eduction for Things Tomorrow's Independent Thinkers Support

Or

SWEET TITS :)

I'd want it to be a hand's on course. ;)

Just noticed that phrase. It's awesome. That phrase deserves some recognition in this thread.

Vampire Goggles
 

Vampire Goggles: This effect occurs when a woman dresses in costume, normally a bit more revealing then every day wear, thereby appearing hotter than she does when dressed in normal attire. Vampire Goggles have a reverse effect on women in costume whereby a man gains the power to convince his costumed woman to pose for some photos.

See also: Bunny Strength

I wish I got to wear these vampire goggles everyday!

My vampire goggles worked! Prudish Megan looked instantly hotter when she put on the devil horns and then she gave me a personal fashion show of her racey underwear.


Enjoy these High Resolution Photos; ZIPS to follow....:)

Vampire Goggles ZIP 1 of 3
 

Vampire Goggles - the ZIPS.

Note: I would classify these as non-nude photos. The pictures in the ZIPS get progressively more revealing, so the third ZIP is probably the best one here. Enjoy them all if you like to see a woman moving from dressed to undressed. You can download each ZIP and open it independent of the others.

The first ZIP contains photos like this one:

Attachment 2754947


*****The ZIPS are only going to upload one at a time for me, so here's the first*****

There are 127 photos in all of the ZIPs. Enjoy.

Vampire Goggles ZIP 2 of 3
 

The second ZIP contains photos like this one:

Attachment 2754961


*****The ZIPS are only going to upload one at a time for me, so here's the second*****

There are 127 photos in all of the ZIPs. Enjoy.