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This happened a few decades ago, but the story it always intrigued me. Lisa, a long time friend from the old neighborhood was, I guess still is, an anthropologist. Not someone who just got the degree and moved on, she dedicated her life to her studies. She is well known in professional circles and has published many papers. Lisa never had time for a serious boyfriend, I don't think she ever even owned a TV or house.
Lisa is one of those fearless people who will go off to live with some native tribe in the jungle for a year for research and love every minute of it. We would catch up with her every few years and get to spend an evening drinking wine and listening to her adventures. She told us of one time she was in South America, she was doing some follow up research for a colleague and she had to get into an area where the tribe lived. The contacts her colleague left her were no longer available, so she was having a hard time finding a guide. Finally someone she trusted recommended a man who could take her there and she met him to negotiate a fee. \ She said this is where things got a little unusual, his fee was reasonable, but he made it clear that he also expected sexual favors during the trip. She said he wasn't going to force himself on her, he was pleasant looking, and where he was from this was not an unusual arrangement, she agreed providing he used condoms. He wasn't happy about the condoms, but agreed. During the 3 day trek she had sex with his several times and he was actually a good lover. She made arrangements for him to meet with her in a few weeks to bring her back, same deal. My only question to her was what if she had been a man? She didn't have an answer. |
Great reads. Just shows no matter how desperate the situation, women have the product that never gets old, out of style or not in demand.
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lol. So very true. I've known a few gals over the years who have bartered. Usually because they are short on cash or trying to get out of a situation. Like you said, they have the product which is always in demand.
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Fuck a Phone
A few months back my wife's phone was dying and she wanted a new one. Thing is, our phone service is actually part of my business partner's phone service, has been for over 10 years. We don't abuse the service, I don't have to bother with billing and shit.
She really wanted the iPhone6+, a $800 phone which I could care less about. My biz partner and I use our phones mostly as phones and cameras. But women.... its their computer, their lives. Adding the iPhone would raise the bill by almost $30 a month or $950 outright after taxes. They negotiated a deal of some sort while I was still out - which wasn't final when I got back; which somehow involved seeing her nude. He has never seen her nude before. Thus, as long as she made payments, it was pretty much a done deal. This, I was not surprised... I figured some BDSM flogging of her ass would be the most asked for. But this escalated to "a blow job" for a better phone & deal. He asks me first? I reply, "hey - she wants the phone, not me." Eventually this turned into her sucking my cock and him fucking her from behind. When he finished, he told her "Get whatever you want". She'll need to make a few payments with his deposits over the next 2 years. Fucking AT&T. But she's fine with that too. Needless to say, my phone will be much cheaper and I'll be paying it with cash. |
Bartering
And everyone ends up happy with the deal. Great story
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Sounds like the business partner has a real nice perk of bring partners with Clitty. Looking for anymore business partners? Lol
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I was pushing for a cheaper phone... personally. Women...
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delivery
Early in our marriage my wife bartered sex. The one time I'm telling is the second time and it was for a delivery fee. We needed a refrigerator, friends told us a place to call that had used appliances. The wife called and a ranged to purchase one, he told her there was a $40.00 delivery fee she asked if they could work something out, he said he was sure they could and set a time and date for delivery. From my hiding place I see his workers set it up, he tells them to wait for him in the truck while he settled up. ( My wife is very petite and thin with small breasts, at this time she was 4 months pregnant) He asked what she had in mind and she asked what did he want. He said how about a blow job. Mind you when he asked , he already had his hands on her breast. As she dropped to her knees he undid his pants and got his cock out. She started by linking and kissing the head. He was inpatient and told her to get down to business. She did and soon he was unloading in her mouth. He helped her up thanked her and said if she needed any thing else to give him a call, he was sure that they could work something out. About 4 months after the baby's birth she tells me that she's called him and worked out a deal for a washer and dryer. He shows up sets every thing up and tells his workers to make the next delivery then take lunch and come back for him. As they come into the bedroom he tells her it will take more than a blow job this time. Once in the bedroom they undress each other and get down to business. He has her lay on the bed on her back with her head over the edge so he can fuck her mouth and have access to her pussy. For the next couple hours they fuck and suck. She sucked him off the he fucked her every which way you could. It must of been clear his workers knew what was going on. A couple months later I come home for lunch to find him on his way out, he says he was checking to make sure everything was working. My wife said he shows up and wanted another go.She told him that I would be home for lunch soon. He just continued to fondle and play. He bent her over the table pulled her panties down and fucked her doggy style. She said he was just finishing up when I pulled up, if he hadn't heard my car door close his plan was for her to suck him clean. She also said he was rougher than before. We think if I hadn't come so close to catching him he would of come back.hope you enjoy
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Getting Caught
I don't know if this counts but when I was dating my wife, in the 70s, we got caught fucking by a cop. I was 19 and she had just turned 18 a couple of months before. I had a big old Buick with a huge back seat. We thought we were back in the woods, by the bay, at a secure place but we were wrong. We were in the back seat naked and I was fucking her good when a flash light lit us up. It seems a cop was standing outside our open window watching us. I pulled out of her and rolled off of her without cumming and she tried to cover up with her hands. The cop said loudly, "This is the police. Get out of the car now!" She tried to grab her clothes off the floor but he opened the door and said, "Leave your clothes. Get out of there NOW!" We both got out. He grabbed me by the wrist, spun me around and handcuffed me before I knew it. He made us both stand outside the car, naked, and he asked her to reach in and get our IDs. She was shaking as he shined his light all over her. I thought it was odd that he didn't handcuff her but he looked over our drivers licenses and tossed them back in the car. He then started telling us he could arrest us for indecent exposure, throw us naked in the back of his car, and walk us into the police station naked and call our parents. Now we were both pretty scared. He was looking over my girlfriend (now my wife) with the flashlight pretty good. He made her turn around and put her hands on the car and spread her legs. I should mention my wife has a nice set of C cup tits and at the time her measurements were 37 - 25 - 37. She had trimmed her pussy hair real short for wearing a bikini (no one shaved in the 70s) because we lived near the beach and she spent a lot of time in her bikini. He ran his hands all over her feeling her big tits and finally sticking a finger up her wet pussy. She started to protest but he pushed her back on the car and said if she doesn't behave he'll run us in right then. He looked over at me and for some reason my dick was as hard as a rock, I have no idea why. He asked her if she was a prick teaser. He said, "look what you have done to your boyfriend." He said that maybe he would think of letting us go if she would get on her knees and suck me off. (Little did he know that she was nearly a pro at giving blow jobs. She loved it.) She fell to her knees and started sucking my hard dick still wet from her pussy. I felt really weird standing there with my hands cuffed behind me, while my girlfriend sucked my dick, while a cop watched. He called her a little sl*t and other names while she worked on me. He told her she better drink every drop or he would take our clothes and throw our car keys in the bay. I was going nuts. She really can suck a dick. Soon I filled her mouth to overflowing but she managed to swallow and lick up every drop. She's good. I nearly fell over and had to lean on the car to stand. She turned and looked at him and he took the light off of her so she could see and we both noticed that he had a very hard cock in his hand. He looked down at her and said, "If you want out of this mess you're only half done." He asked her if she knew what she needed to do. She looked up at me and gave me a little shrug, turned around and went to work on his dick. He called her more names while she sucked him. He didn't know that she had sucked off a lot of guys and he was probably right about her. She was a sl*t. He lasted all of about a minute in her talented mouth. He came hard and a lot. She swallowed every drop as usual because she always has. He told her to stay on her knees, bent me over the car and unlocked my hands. He told me to keep my hands on the car. He walked around to the drivers side, took out my keys, and flung them in the bushes. (We were parked on the bay. I'm glad he didn't throw them in there) He laughed and drove off. Her talented mouth got us out of a jam. We got dressed and couldn't find the keys. We had to walk about 2 miles to call a friend to pick us up. We found the keys the next morning.
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Are you sure this isnt the movie Crash?
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