Many (most?) pics here are of men who get aroused by their GFs. If that happens it's no big deal, because you can hide it by rushing into the sea or sit down. Your GF will notice it, but she's your GF so you share your boners with her anyway.

But suppose you're at a nude beach with a woman who's just a friend, colleague or acquaintance and you start to feel the tingle. A boner in that situation would not only be embarrassing, but could also make the friendship more or less awkward. Fortunately, this doesn't normally happen to me, but it has happened. So far, I've mostly been able to steer the mind onto calmer waters, for example by being more present in the now (that ol' mindfulness and meditation stuff) and focusing intensely on the conversation we're having.

But I've had two close calls IIRC, once saved by the fact that we were lying on our stomachs. If we hadn't been lying that close to each other, I might never have gotten that erection in the first place, but I'm not complaining about lying naked a bit too close to a tall, slim, cute naked blonde...

So - what are your experiences of unexpected and unwanted 'enthusiasm' in female just-friends company? Has anyone here found a good method that allows your mind to let go of the excitement?
Any horror stories about getting a beach boner in the wrong situation and the consequences thereof, or maybe stories where it ended with a good laugh?

Is any erection unwanted?
 

My worst experience was at a family oriented nudist club. I was talking to some of our best friends and a first time nudist couple walked by with the attractive wife using her hands to keep her modesty. That is one of my favorite turn-ons and I immediately popped a boner. I didn’t even notice until my friend’s wife pointed it out and was irritated because their three daughters, 15, 12, and 9, were staring at it . Embarrassed, my cock was jumping. I covered with a towel and in minutes my wife had it deep in her pussy in our rented room.
I apologized of course but I could tell the girl’s mother was disgusted, and my wife was not happy. Usually she drains me dry when we go to the clubs but evidently I had some juice left that day.
Over our 20 + years going to nudist clubs and nude beaches, I have had erections in public maybe 20 times but other times it was because I was seeing men staring at my attractive nude wife who sometimes spreads and shows more than she should, or when at adults only functions we have sex in front of others, or we grope and are groped usually in the pool, hot tub or shower. It is truly exciting when a strange lady starts touching your cock or balls!
To complete this story, decades later we were at a nudist club with our friends and two of their daughters , now with kids of their own. While there, both daughters felt my cock and balls to remember what they saw and thankfully I was still able to rise for their entertainment. In private, one took all my throbbing cock down her throat. I told my wife and she speculated that the girl had been wanting to do that for decades. My wife told me then that the girl’s father had fucked my wife in the ass several times .

My guess is this one.

Hot story. have to ask, did you walk off the beach unsatisfied?

Great idea asking for this. I feel the same too. Would love to be on a nude beach like this. I know I would be getting hard looking at all the nakedness.

I would quite happily go on a nudist beach and get the horn so I could post in this thread but I don't live near enough to one to do it.

Is the video posted anywhere?

Hot as fuck video!!

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Been a while since I posted, but here's some that fit the bill.

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Horny men - the ladies are happy