Country music, Tiny Nazi rim jobs (See the helmet?) and...
 

If she really loved you, she'd swallow.

Speaking of such, an old girlfriend of mine once ran a marathon. She ran for a ways alongside an older woman who was bonking. My girlfriend handed her a packet of Gu, (Flavored glucos/vitamin packets athletes suck on for energy. It has a slimey consistency) The lady shook her head and declined the gift. "I just can't get used to the texture of that stuff on my tongue!" she explained. My girlfriend replied: "Hey, it's kinda like giving a blow job. Don't think about it. Just swallow." I LOVED that girlfriend!

I'm alright, nobody worry about me.
 

When "Caddyshack" first came out, I was a young guy, working at a movie theater. The crew I worked with was very close. We'd work, then afterwards go out dancing and drinking. We'd close down a nightclub somewhere and crawl home around 3am. The next day we'd do it all over again. Those were great days, staff romances, parties, sex...you never have friends like the one's you have when you're young. Caddyshack was often quoted as we hung out together...we saw bits of it everynight, so we knew all the lines. Anyway, the first joke here is in memory of those good old days. God bless Lacey Underall!

"Dammit, and I only just got rid of the crabs..."

State of the thread address...
 

Fighting a 39% approval rating. (Is it that HIGH???)

Did someone hack Eva Braun's cellphone?

GIF-a-dilly Circus
 

Some moving humor

1. (Found on the cutting room floor.) We all saw "The Kiss" between Luke and Leia in "The Empire Strikes Back" but the scene was originally written to be a little harder.
2. Some flexible, well endowed men try to suck their own cocks. Women...
3. The hazards of fiming on the beach.
4. Stripping is sooooo sexy!
5. Ever get so drunk that everything just starts swaying?
6. Amateur porn? It'a cool with Marvin.
7. In the case of Paul Bunyan's great, great grandaughter, the apple DID fall far from the tree.

Two more gifs
 

1. She may not be Gal Gadot, but she's the gal we got.
2. It seems the cameraman bought a Strip-O-Gram dancer to surprise his buddy. The buddy is either an evangelical christian OR he can't enjoy it as much as he might because he's sitting beside his girlfriend. And she...

If your genitals are blurred out, how do you use your toothbrush?
 

Read these and you will achieve enlightenment.

Give me all your thoughts on God
 

Other people's jokes. My favorite is the last.

Apparently, hitting "Thanks" on the last post will land you in Hell
 

Back to my usual fare.