More Sunday Funnies
 

1. WHY does he keep cumming in my hair? WHY?!
2. Ivan tells stories of his days as a cosmonaut to get his girlfriend excited.
3. If she's looking a little less than impressed, it may be those boxers.
4. SHE'S more than OK with oral sex.
5. This one...not so much.
6. After Ivan's rocket has come back to earth, Svetlana enjoys a moment of laughter...until she realizes she is allergic to Ivan.
7. She is determined that no one ever calls HER a skinny hairy wife.
8. Oops...she's left a few!
9. Girls from that new church...the First Lesbi-terian.
10. A skinny, waxy wife?

Bada bing bada boom
 

1 "Does my ass make these pants look big" (ironic humor)
2. She will soon teach this little one some respect...
3. Becky is a very confident young woman...or so Keith is discovering.
4. "Fuck off! I'm trying to read 'I Love You Funny Face!"
5. Chip bag on the head...tits out...score another assist to Budweiser!
6. Jeff's sleepovers are known for their rude awakenings.
7. After eatung a sour puss...y.
8. AH... Suck a duck!
9. How to spot the aliens amongst us...squeeze a breast and their faces digitalize.
10. Mary couldn't decide whether to deal or swallow.

More Fun Times
 

More Humor from left to right.

1.It's such a rare occurrence to get a picture of a wild MILF swimming upstream to spawn.

2.Frank learned early on the best way to avoid being nervous in large gatherings,is to imagine everyone naked.

3.'Damn,Honey! That was some bachelorette party!'

4.'Yes it was some pretty hot sex,Mr. Jones.And if you don't want your wife finding out about it.You'd better give me that new Executive Position that's opened up.'

Some more from left to right.

1."Your the one who told me to wear something different at the pool party."

2."Don't worry,Honey.I think I'll make a good impression on your new boss."

3.When Cindy worked out at the health club.Customer attendance always went up.

4."Now just what makes you think I was fooling around with the neighbor while you were at the store?"

1. Steve was not the first guy to lose his wedding band in there.
2. When the boss is right, she's right!
3. Donna and Louise were the life of the Shady Lane retirement home.
4. Some women live in countries where they can't afford foursomes. Somehow, they make do.
5. Yes, the right one IS bigger!
6. If nothing else, Sally knew how to amuse herself in bed.
7. Too close to Halloween to call this expression anything but spooky.
8. Jack just loves fucking hitchhikers.
9. Erin has no choice but to listen to Don's penis.
10. Bad timing. Jake farts during a handjob.

Hump day humor
 

1. Mister, you are about to get the best blowjob in the western hemisphere!" (Natalie was good but just short of world domination)
2. "No No No! NO MORE FACIALS!" ( Some women don't like 'em...actually, probably most.)
3. VIP Video is running a special: Buy two butt plugs and they provide a willing butt to plug.
4. "If I have to fuck all your buddies again, I'm gonna need a Red Bull!" (Beth was finding her 'open marriage' exhausting)
5. The first kiss after the altar.
6. Dave woke up to discover someone had given him a sex change in the middle of the night.
7. You think lesbisns are better at eating pussy because they have one? Naw...it's because they are constantly practicing.
8. Looking down her, Mike felt as he had just given a facial to a bird.
9. Mindy was obsessed with Halloween...she even celebrated in the middle of the summer.
10. Safety tip: This is what happens when you get too close to a wanker. Keep your distance at all times.

A day in the life
 

More happenings.

1.This one time at band camp...

2."Ok.I believe you. Your not shoplifting."

3."The Reverend said my outfit was to provocative.What a prude he is."

4."Whats wrong,lady.Never seen a lumberjack before?"

1. Rare photo from the 1980s: Lady Diana lookalike tries out as the new "Chief Wahoo" mascot for the Cleveland Indians. Maybe.
2. Yes, Virginia there is Santa Claus...only he's slim and horny and cums UP your chimney.
3. No, you suck the cum out...you don't squeeze it out like toothpaste!
4. Enthusiastic handjob of the year....uh...(yawn) not really.
5. "Surprise!" Jake didn't get the surprise birthday party he always wanted, but the surprise blow job was a swell consolation prize.
6. "Mirror mirror....kiss my ass!"
7. It's apparently hard to take cocksucking seriously.
8. After the home invasion robbers left, Julie needed a stiff belt.
9. How about a stack of ass?
10. "Americans! I have a weapon of ass destruction!" Igor's language issues made him a very silly terrorist.

Laugh your ass off and there will be no more anal sex for you
 

1.Teresa loved her boyfriend's two-toned cock. It made her think of the song "Ebony and Ivory."
2. Qwan-Li remembered her wilderness training and attempted to make fire by rubbing....no, wait...that's not right!
3. "Yeah I saw a cute little bitty shark down there...about the size of your cock!"
4. Before going out to dinner Reba always liked to get stuffed twice...once before the meal and once during.
5. Do your best Homer Simpson voice: "Mmmmmmm, penis!"
6. Jen will suck your cock, but she won't be happy about it.
7. "You're right Jake...we should see other people."
8. The Wicked Witch of the Midwest isn't green and doesn't care about ruby slippers. She's into Bud Lite, hot brunettes and crushing Toto.
9. "Luke...I AM your mother!"
10. "It's kinda cold in this room...uh...OK guys...when does the orgy start? Hello? Hello?"

Some funny faces

What do ya know? These are confusing times we live in...
 

1. The shower water spicket in Ivan's house was quite interesting to his female house guests.
2. Dunta dunta dunta dunta" ( Music from Jaws)
3. Cammy was always amazed by the wide variety of cock shapes out there...and in her.
4. "You don't say! All I have to do is keep pulling this thing and it will dispense facial moisturizer? " (Annie was very gullible)
5. Mascara makes a woman more beautiful? I think not.
6. Idiocy makes a woman more beautiful? I think not.
7. This is sexy in the 21st century. Our grandparents will never understand.
8. Dating a dentist made Mary a little confused about the concept of oral sex.
9. I'll bet you didn't know that women have a remote that reboots their pussies if they have a reproductive system failure.
10. "Ta ta, Dahling...cum again sometime!"

Have a healthy sense of humor
 

1. Warning: Drinking and oral sex do not mix...
2. With alcohol a blowjob can accidentally become a toejob. Don't drink and blow.
3. Janette and Pierre really know the safest way to while away a Thursday night.
4. These damned kids today and their cell phones...it seems like they are married to their devices...or at least fucking them! It ain't healthy!
5. Ladies, stay healthy this winter. To avoid colds, dress warmly and enjoy a mouthful of hot cum as often as possible.
6. It takes a sick lonely man to do something like this...
7. And it takes a sicker lonelier man to do this.
8. Guess what Frank is doing with his right hand. Hint...he's got another pole.
9. "Oh, think you're getting a handjob tonight? You failed to pick up the aspirin I asked for...again! Inconsiderate men get no favors!"
10. Sperm buildup can cause major health problems. See a handjob expert often for relief.

a few that amuse me

Everday events.From Left to Right
 

It happens.

1."I know your the landlord.But shouldn't you knock before entering an apartment?"

2."I don't get it.Some guys think I'm to easy."

3."Really,Honey. It's almost like this guy sitting across from me is looking right up my skirt."

4.Alena just couldn't figure out why people liked snorting Coke so much.

1. Cross eyed Mary had a Jethro Tull song written about her. Ian Anderson didn't mention her nice cleavage.
2. The care packages for soldiers overseas are getting more individualized. Pvt. Graham the nympho is grateful for the support.
3. Speaking of nymphomaniacs, Lizzy has a moment of personal reflection after fucking six guys. Should she quit this lifestyle? Naw!
4. Another beautiful erotic moment captured by a loving boyfriend's camera.
5. "It's my dick. I know it's not real but it's the only one I have. Stop laughing. Fuck off! Who asked you to take pictures anyway?!"
6. Lorena Bobbit she's not, but she's got the angry look down.
7. "All right...which one of you fuckers used my dildo?" (Jenny was begining to realize that living with gay men had some drawbacks)
8. What they don't realize is that all three were cheating on their husbands with the same guy, Fertile Fred.
9. Ben was so insatiable he wouldn't even give his wife full bathroom breaks.
10. Yeah...this is what women really do when men aren't around to see them.

1. She's still no Lorena Bobbit...but she's still pissed off.
2. What Santa gives all the good little girls on Christmas Eve.
3. Bobbi Jo gave her boyfriend horse steroids before their handjob date...
4. Just say "Nay."
5. Even though she was blinded for life, Karen was an awfully good sport.
6. Donna believed in the power of the mind. She's seen here thinking herself drunk.
7. "These shots are for your Facebook page."
8. Porn addiction isn't just a guy thing.
9. The cowboy hog-tied her and stuffed his bandana into her mouth...then he rode off into the sunset. He was from Brokeback Mountain.
10. For Debbie, disco will never die. Boogie on, baby!

Unusual behavior
 

1. The Phantom of Victoria's Secret
2. When you have tits like this, you open your shirt with confidence and pride.
3. When you have an ass like this, you spread your cheeks with confidence and pride.
4. Nancy knew she would catch her roommate stealing her lingerie one day so she kept the camera handy.
5. "Hey baby... (heavy breathing) What are you wearing? (More heavy breathing) Is it from the seventies?" (Obscene fashion critic)
6. Raul really knew how to fuck up a good erotic photograph.
7. "Does showering make my ass look clean?"
8. The wet dream of postmen who deliver tons of junk mail all day.
9. When you sit on your just showered girlfriend and try to make her lick your sweaty balls....
10. ...you get what you deserve.

Somewhere in Italy
 

1. Guido hated that damned dog. It got more attention from Anna than he did. He knee blocked it out of this picture. He was a petty man.
2. Victoria always had dreams of going out and forgetting her pants...then one day it actually happened.
3. Bella believed in deep, deep cleaning.
4. Sure Arya had to fuck four ugly rich guys...but the house was hers!
5. Donna patiently waited for Mario to get home from work.
6. "Bastardo! Liar! You weren't alone this weekend! These aren't mine!"
7. Entrepreneur Andrea made a real killing with her holistic penis massage business.
8. You sleepa with the other woman? This isa gonna be your next lover!"
9. Madonna tried and tried to explain the theory of relativity to Angelo...
10. Finally she gave up and just blew him.

Learning the hard way
 

1. Class...can anyone guess what time of year this couple was fucking? Raise your hand if you know the answer...anyone? ANYONE?
2. He's got good food...he's got two lesbian students nearby...and all coach Smith wants to do is beat off while thinking about football.
3. Math problem: "Hey...I only agreed to do a threesome porno film...so who the fuck is the old dude with the hat?" (John, the guy with the hat, isn't really a porn star...but he stayed in a Holiday Inn last night)
4. Guess which college professor just scratched off the number one thing on his bucket list?
5. "Dude...fuck her man! Yeah! Fuck the shit out of her! Whooo!" ( After getting his wish from a genie in a bottle, Frank the frat boy may have miraculously inhabited a woman's body, but he never learned to tone down his personality)
6. Fluffy was only after a nap. Now he was about to get an education in girl girl adventures.
7. "You invited three drunk football players up here to see your science project... Lesson learned, Cathy! "Can I cheer you up with a puppy and a bunny? (Liz was a thoughtful college roomate)
8. "OK Mongo...now do it just how I taught you..." (Some guy's mothers never butt out of their lives)
9. And you mount the woman thus...hey! Are you paying attention? This is going to be on the test!" ( Ben was a thorough Sex ed teacher)
10. "So dude, you want to share a motel room to save money...sounds good to me." She has never seen any of the "Taken" movies)

Fun for you...maybe
 

1. Someone on this bed is going to have a nap interrupted. Someone else on this bed is going to get fucked...
2. Dizzy Dora is giving it her very best guess which is which.
3. In twister country, porn movie producers have a novel way of keeping their studio roofs on.
4. In poorer parts of Mexico doctors can't afford thermometers. They make do.
5. I can hear the ghost of Chris Farley singing "Fat guy.. in a little..mouth."
6. If Helen has two of anything she always shared with Lisa.
7. Usually it's her husband who fucks the babysitter, but while he's in the hospital, Sue attends to all his business.
8. She's going to win the bet! She can get you off with both hands tied behind her back!
9. Jill takes a nude selfie for her spouse who is away on business...
10. Jack is very excited to get the picture. (Same sex marriage equals ♡ The ghost approves.)

I wish he would come back. Denise is missed! :)

Mulder has good taste
 

Denise is one of my all time favorites too. I'd put her in my Hall of Oblivion but choose to honor Maximus665's request to not post her. Out of curiosity I wish I knew the stories of why people leave the site...did someone at their kid's school recognize mom? Did someone lose a job after pics were discovered? Was a hubby posting without permission and got caught by an angry wife? Did someone just get scared? It's anyone's guess. I miss Maximus665 and Denise and Fox Mulder. I hope they are happy wherever they are.


But let's cheer up with a caption (Do you recall this very forgetable song from the 70s?
1. "Torn between two loverrrs...feeling like a foool...lovin' both of you...is breakin' aall the ruuules. "

1. In Japan the pussy is worshipped...just before it's fucked into a sloppy mess.
2. Uh... she's already GOT a pearl necklass.
3. WHEN YOU'RE YOUNG: "I'm hoping to get some tan for my big weekend with Jeff. I'm soooo excited!"
4. WHEN YOU'RE OLDER: "My dermatologist has referred me to an oncologist. I'm so scared."
5. Your dog is excited to see you when you roll into your driveway. Rich guys who pull into condo parking garages get good welcomes too.
6. Telly Savalas is heaven...or is it Yul Brenner? I can't tell, but I know it's a bald guy...and I know he's in heaven.
7. Those earlier mentioned rich guys also have nice big showers in their condos.
8. Oooooh! Foreskin! (Alison had A LOT of helmet heads before she enjoyed the novelty of her first ant eater.)
9. Amanda is from Ohio. You can clearly see the "O."
10. "I got your 'Call of Duty' right here, Game Boy!"

Cheer the fuck up, will ya?
 

1. Hey kids...ever wonder what your boring old parents do when you're away at band camp?
2. It's been a while for Aunt Martha, but she hasn't forgotten what to do with a hard young cock.
3. My dad had a billiard table in his game room. Can you believe he was into such a boring game?
4. When our daughter made too much noise in her room we'd just turn the fan on higher.
5. "Oh come on Gina...I'll only stick it in a little." (Gina knows the reason she's here is that her father told her mother the same thing)
6. In Florida, Bill the Nascar lover don't need none of that Vi-agra. His wife's Danica Patrick roll playing always does the trick.
7. Meanwhile, up north a ways...Bertha is determined to hang onto summer as long as she can.
8. "There were about five of them...about this tall..with gray skin and large black eyes. They took my swimsuit and my ovaries."
9. "Oh shit... (chuckle chuckle) I just got that joke from last week's post!" (Maybe my humor is too dry)
10. Jim is happy to finally be fucking Dana. Dana just wishes he hadn't eaten that huge plate of garlic fries at dinner.

Saturday morning funnies
 

1. Kim made careful comparisons before finally deciding she was better off alone than marrying Les.
2. "Come! Come! You enjoy my wife with me!" (Vlad ran the friendliest Hotel in Moscow.)
3. After being stood up at the altar, Tina chose to enjoy her honeymoon anyway..
4. Hope doesn't need a life jacket. There are two good reasons why Hope floats.
5. If you like the Blue Man Group, you'll LOVE the Blue Woman Solo.
6. Paula did not appreciate her roommate Erin's late night porn shoots...especially on school nights.
7. Gail had no enthusiasm for masturbation after she lost her much loved toy, "Mr. Humongous."
8. Can you please help Liz find her sense of humor? She thinks she sat on it.
9 "No, I don't have Olive oil in a can, but I've got a huge dildo in MY can."
10. Life is more fun when you turn off the TV and try to get to know one another better.

Dealing With Unwanted Sexual Situations. Lesson #1
 

1. Stay alert for any sign of a random erection..
2. When you're sure the male is erect and intends to fuck you, simply block his access to your genitals. Note: Turn your head away to discourage the possibility of oral gratification and also to telegraph your disinterest.
3. Now you have successfully forced the male to seek his sexual pleasure elsewhere.

It's so simple.

Saturday night funnies
 

1. The aliens have landed. How to spot their women: Pointy heads with no eyes, mouth or nose and ears that turn sharply downward.
(Scary, huh? Nice breasts though)
2. College is a place where a young woman can get a quality education...and a good sandwich.
3. "What the..." (The last frame found on her voyeur landlord's hidden spy camera. )
4. Texting and smoking in the bathroom is very dangerous. Distracted, you may not hear that camera click...and end up on the Internet.
5. Puzzles and pussy. Perfect.
6. Lesbians practicing safe sex.
7. Good advice #1. Always make sure you have a reliable ride home from the skinny dipping party.
8. Good advice #2. Always practice good vaginal hygiene. No one wants to be left out of a good orgy.
Pictures 9 and 10. You only think you know lesbians. All they really do when alone together is play leapfrog.

FANBOY ALERT
 

REVEALED

George Lucas's inspiration for the opening scene of STAR WARS!

Sunday Funnies
 

1. "It says here before shoving my giant cock deep up your little ass I should rub some of this stuff on it. " ( Large Leon learns about lube.)
2. "Yeah..that sounds like my husband...faster! FASTER!" ( Cum first. Apologize later)
3. Women should be warned. Mixing Viagra with shaken up Pepsi and Pop Rocks causes semen to explode.
4. After a long day at the brothel, Donna likes to enjoy a cold one.
5. When hubby interrupted their anniversary celebration for yet another office emergency, Lisa used the time to practice her technique.
6. Look at that smile...Dave's forehead might as well have a flashing neon sign on it reading: "Lucky Bastard!"
7. The early bird gets the worm. The sleeping dog gets nothing but sleep.
8. Becky wanted to thank the nice police officers for finding her cat, but she was fresh out of donuts.
9. Can you pass the blind ass sensitivity test? Does that hand belong to a pretty brunette lesbian or a Ukranian sex trafficker?
10. Guys...you can be sensitive and giving, but once a woman has your manhood under lock and key, she WILL kick you around some.

Silliest blond, like... EVER? (PART ONE OF TWO PARTS)
 

So this photographer found a cute little blond to pose naked for him. I looked through a prolific amount of pictures from the pictorial and most of what I saw was like this. How did these pictures happen? Maybe it went like this...

1. "Pose naked, huh? Yeah...I could do that. I think. What? Oh...you want to get me to do what? Pose naked, huh? Ummmm. OK."
2. If you find her wankable, do it over this pic. It all goes to hell from here.
3. This is the first indication that this woman isn't focused on the task at hand...is there something good on TV?
4. "If I hold my breath my breasts will look bigger!"
5. "Look! I'm a horny zombie girl! Grrrr...grrrr!"
6. (Yawn) "I guess I should have gotten more than just twelve hours of sleep last night."
7. "NO! Don't take a picture now! I'm having a thigh cramp!"
8. "Hmmmm...I should have put nicer nail polish on my toes."
9. "Hey! I told you damned kids to keep the noise down! Can't you see your mother is doing a sexy model shoot type-thingie?"
10. "Ok...that's enough for today. It's hard work being a sex goddess!"

Silliest blond, like... EVER? (PART TWO OF TWO PARTS)
 

Here's another set of silliness

1. "Oh yeah...the photographer dude is back. Maybe he will like it that I can almost touch my nose with my tongue...almost"
2. As she eats breakfast the photographer snaps away. He has planned a beach day and then some hardcore, but this is as hard as it gets.
3. This sexy look is what the expression "Rode hard and put away wet" was created to describe.
4. " OK I'm starting to dress for the beach...Wait...it's the beach...shouldn't I undress? ...wait...what was I doing?"
5. At the beach she attempts to levitate.
6. This sexy leg lift pose was learned by imitating others she saw on the beach. (It was a dog beach.)
7. "Damn...ouch! There's some weird thing with claws biting my pussy!" (You never see this pose in the Sports Illustrated swimsuit issue.)
8. Practicing hard for the hardcore oral sex shots to come.
9. Maybe the photographer shouldn't have hired his cousin, Large Leon, to do the blow job shots. After throwing up on her first try, she talked the photographer (easily) into doing more soft core stuff instead.
10. The last shot taken before the photographer was found dead of an apparent suicide. Other than these pictures there were no clues as to why he'd take his own life.

Average Days
 

Left to Right.

1."Wow your right.They do squeak when you rub them together."

2."Are you sure this will get me a better grade, Professor?"

3.John was having a great time with the boss's wife. Until the boss walked in.

4."Yes,can you send up three more guys?Those last two are worn out."

Start the week grinning
 

1. 1985..."Dear John, you are the most amazing man I've ever met...I love you with all my heart" (See #4)
2. Juan will share his girl with you, if you take a single picture. Call it a Juan-chick click.
3. A rewarding career in Gynocology awaits you. Spread the word.
4. 2014..."Dear John, I'm taking the kids and moving to California. You are a pig. Fuck off and die."
5. " It's about eight inches long." Lucky for her boyfriend, Tiny Tony, Carole has always been a poor judge of lenghts and distances.
6. Molly was an old fashioned wife. She believed in always having something delicious to eat on the table when her husband came home.
7. "After further review, the ruling on the field stands...touchdown!"
8. "How have I been able to stand living with you for ten years? The answer is obvious!"
9. While Agent 006 distracted the diplomat, the secret data was downloaded to her superiors...She had no superiors in bed.
10. Is that the little "I love you" heart and stuffed tiger you gave her on her birthday? Man...she really thought this revenge photo through!

1. Apparently she's been bowled over. Hopefully you are observant enough that I don't have to explain.
2. Having spent some time in the Deep South, I guarantee there is a good old boy or two that will happily download this picture.
3. I could make a lot of jokes here, but it isn't nice and I'd feel bad later. So I'll just say they have nice smiles.
4. And on a further politically incorrect note...
5. University lesbianism ain't what it used to be. (There is so much ADD amongst our young people!)
6. "Johnson! Drop down and give me twenty! NOW!" ( Dicipline is important for members of our all nude armed services. )
7. Jessica isn't very flexible, but at least she's trying to touch those toes.
8. "Svetlana! The photo shoot is over! Run!" (Photographers: It isn't wise to take your models into war zones.)
9. Sally has SHS: (Spontaneous Horniness Syndrome) Her good friends just deal with it the best they can.
10. The she-terminator is caught peeing. She will kill the photographer...right after she wipes.

CORRECTION
 

5. " It's about eight inches long." Lucky for her boyfriend, Tiny Tony, Carole has always been a poor judge of lenghts and distances.


(I don't have a problem with spelling. I have poor vision...probably from from wanking too much. Carole has always been a poor judge of "lengths" not lenghts.) :rolleyes:

Here's a couple of great faces that need no captions.

One ant's journey to Heaven
 

1. "Son...can you come to your room a minute? I'd like you to explain something." (Growing up can be awkward)
2. While out of condoms for her lover, Jane is both practical and sympathetic.
3. NO CAPTION...this is just interesting as well as amusing. The wanking (smiling ) odd man out is reflected in theTV.
4. "Hmmm...now why would he take a picture of me drinking? How is this interesting to him?"
5. All in all, although the blind date didn't go exactly as he expected, Carl was satisfied.
6. This was the last photograph of "Flesh Canyon" taken by the famous explorer, Jo-RA...on his way to being the first ant to reach "Honey Heaven." (That's the fleshy entrance straight ahead.) Sandly, he was smashed to death shortly after his conquest. (Ant history month)
7. Please adopt these poor women, left by their husbands with nothing but a pot to piss in.
8. If you can't do it without laughing it's only a 68 and a half.
9. Yes, we were around back then too.
10. Who hasn't looked at a picture like this and "chosen" one to fuck? You're doing it right now, aren't you? I get the one on the far right!

Using that tongue!

Everyday Occurances that don't occur everyday
 

Stuff happens.Lto R

1.While the concept was basically sound. There was a problem with keeping the beer cold.

2.Shareen had many talents.But Naked Hide & Seek wasn't one of them.

3.While she found it very embarrassing at first.Wendy discovered that the Jehovah Witness's rarely came back after she answered the door.

4.As soon as she stepped out of her vehicle.The arresting officer understood why Angela wasn't carrying any ID.

1. Yeah, nice breasts...but when she breaks up with you it's with a cold, cruel letter delivered on a green tractor...a John Deere letter.
2. Whatever Lola wants...Lola gets...and little man...little Lola...wants cock.
3. That dumb Dave is ruining yet another POV pussy shot for Sheila...and us.
4. She delivered the ultimatum to Mike..."You can have me or the boat!" Mike is a man insists on having it all.
5. A small gain in the quest to return intimacy to their marriage. They still ignored each other but at least the electronic devices were off.
6. Sam the voyeur was reincarnated as a cat. He often hid under the bed and made his human owner find him. Why? The view.
7. "Hit the road Jack! and don't ya come back nomo nomo nomo nomo...hit the road Jack, and don't ya come back nomo." What you say?
8. The hobos that ride the rails have changed a lot since The Great Depression.
9. Betty was very nervous and sweaty before asking Judy if she wanted to fool around in the woods. It all worked out. Lucky Betty.
10. "TV night" was about to be interupted in very very uncomfortable ways...

Sunday Funnies
 

1. When you get caught desperately using the men's room in a bad neighborhood, flashing gang signs will only make matters worse.
2. Sure Sergio is handsome, but only temporarily....that's her husband that just came through the door, and he has a black belt.
3. Gassy Rita thought she was all alone so she tried to pull a left cheek sneak...she didn't see the guy with the camera.
4. No darling, he's not coming...but every guy looking at this thread will gladly take his place.
5. "Oh God...ram me! RAM ME!" (Consider yourself rammed.)
6. Kerri's soccer team got a real ass whuppin' that day...see?
7. Not something you see every day on the river.
8. Dee's ass is so fucking hot she has to cool it off periodically or it will melt all her panties.
9. "Do I look like someone who gives a shit?" ( Never feel sorry for yourself around Peggy)
10. Jill liked to pretend she was a WW2 soldier crawling under the barbed wire at Normandy Beach. Nobody understood exactly why.