"Bringing home the bacon" - You achieve what you needed to achieve.

This should be a easier Nautical Term!
 

Abandon Ship!
:eek:
Meaning: An imperative to leave the vessel immediately, usually in the face of some imminent danger.

This mature NUDE group of party goers were told to Abandon Ship wearing their clothing, but you can see their reaction just by the hand motions along with Ha-ha bull shit!
:)

"Piss Poor" - Companies used to use urine to tan animal skins, so families used to all pee in a pot and then once a day it was sold to the tannery. If you had to do this to survive you were ‘piss poor’.

Hard to understand the Nautical Terms!
 

All Hands!
:(
Meaning: Entire ship’s company, both officers and enlisted personnel.

This playful group makes sure All Hands are put to exciting use~
:p

Nautical naughty-ness in terms!
 

Anchor Ball !!
:p
Meaning: Black shape hoisted in the forepart of a ship to show that ship is anchored in a fairway.

This playful and sharing wife was having this Anchor Ball thanks to her caring hubby!
:D

"To get your knickers in a twist" - A British expression meaning to become upset, lose your temper or become anxious.

Learning more Nautical jibber!
 

As the Crow flies !
:p
Meaning: A direct line between two points (which might cross land) which is the way crows travel rather than ships which must go around land.

This wife drives the boat as the Crow flies, no mater what gets in her way!
:eek:

"This wife drives the boat as the Crow flies..."
LOL, as a seafaring person I can tell you that a sailing vessel on a tack is nothing like traveling in a straight line. But I get your drift (a pun). :)


"Playing your cards right" - To make the best use of your opportunities.

"Not enough room to swing a cat" - OK, my pic is very literal but the real meaning is as follows.

This expression, first recorded in 1771, is thought to allude to the cat-o'-nine-tails, or “cat,” a whip with nine lashes widely used to punish offenders in the British Navy.

Thinking this one would be Easy to know?
 

Nautical Term - Booby!
:confused:
Meaning: A type of bird that has little fear and therefore is particularly easy to catch, hence booby prize.

This busty stunner has her Booby exposed and showing in a thrilling manner and it would make for a great booby prize too~ lol
;)

"At the helm" - To take charge of a situation.

"Cheesecake" - The word Cheesecake turned up during a search through the Urban Thesaurus. It's a term, particularly popular with young folk in New York, meaning to expose oneself in public.

eg. Brigitte cheesecaked herself in the street today.

Some history - The Urban Dictionary gives an interesting account of the term’s origin.“Cheesecake” was used to describe “a genre of glamour photography and poster art made popular in wartime pin-ups of the 1940’s, often featuring modest poses by movie starlets displaying lots of leg but little explicit nudity. So called because of the resemblance of a stocking-clad female thigh to the layers of a cheesecake dessert.”

Nautical Terms have other meanings!
 

Awash ! otherwise we could move the Letters to A wash and make it different~
:confused:
Meaning: So low in the water that the water is constantly washing across the surface.

This pointy nipple wife was giving her entire body Awash and we got to watch!
;)

"Liquid Children" - According to the Urban Dictionary this refers to sperm.

Here's another term that turned up in the Urban Dictionary that I found amusing -
"Frosty The Snowman"
I assume that sperm on a woman resembles icicles.
To quote a line from a recent Disney film - "I want to build a snowman" :)

"Jill Off" - Female equivalent of the term "to jack off".

Plenty of Naughty Nautical terms!
 

Belaying pins !
:D
Meaning: Bars of iron or hardwood to which running rigging may be secured, or belayed.

This camping wife was making use of the Belaying pin as a toy with a condom on it, cause they didn't bring the trailer this trip~
:eek:

"Fishing For Brown Trout" - To have anal sex.

Going Nautical and naughty too!
 

Before the Mast !
:rolleyes:
Meaning: Literally, the area of a ship before the foremast (the forecastle). Most often used to describe men whose living quarters are located here, officers being housed behind (abaft) the mast and enlisted men before the mast. This was because the midships area where the officers were berthed is more stable, being closer to the center of gravity, and thus more comfortable. It is less subject to the up and down movement resulting from the ship’s pitching

This wife needed help in spreading Before the Mast so she could take it in anal~
:eek:

"A Happy Ending" - An idiom that applies to male ejaculation. Often used in relation to a massage. eg. "my massage had a happy ending"

CLICK - It's a GIF.

More Naughty Nautical!
 

Cape Horn fever !
:(
Meaning: The name of the fake illness a malingerer is pretending to suffer from.

This playful wife was getting hot and had flashes, so she thought it was CUM-ing from Cape Horn fever!
;)

"Cumberella" - A nickname for a female who enjoys being ejaculated on.

Nautical license is on hand now, Wow!
 

Bitter End!
:(
Meaning: The anchor cable is tied to the bitts when the cable is fully paid out, the bitter end has been reached. The last part of a rope or cable.

This playful wife wanted to try cum from a BBC, this would take care of her quest on the Bitter End~
:)

"Stroke The Dog Through The Letterbox" - An British idiom with a couple of meanings. 1. For a lady to slide her hand down the front of her knickers. 2. Slide your hand down the front of a lady's knickers.

A favorite Nautical too!
 

Booby Hatch!
:D
Meaning: A sliding hatch or cover.

This mature beauty was nice to lift or slide up her Booby Hatch to show them off for pics~
;)

"We're Not In Kansas Anymore"

- A saying uttered when you find yourself in strange or unfamiliar surroundings.
Source - The Wizard Of OZ.

"Booby Hatch" - is also slang for a psychiatric asylum.

Naughty means different things!
 

Buffer!
:cool:
Meaning: The chief bosun’s mate, responsible for discipline.

This couple was looking around for the Buffer to come by and take away the Camera~
:(

Thread off the rails
 

For the last 3 months or so this thread has gone off the rails. I thought this was the urban pictionary thread. You know, NEW slang words or phrases and/or a regular word that has a new meaning (usually sexual). Not the "Let me find a picture that loosely fits some tired old phrase" thread. 🤣

Here's some to get the pendulum swinging back in the right direction........

Regular word new meaning:

Soak: putting your Johnson in her vag with little or no thrusting. (see gif below)

Here's a new phrase:

Vabbage patch
A large unshaven bush. (See pic of vabbage patch contest)

Come on ladies and germs! Visit an urban dictionary web site, pick a catchy word or phrase and dazzle us with your creativity.

A Viewer, Off the Rails !!!
 

It just amazes me that somebody that Never Posted a SINGLE Post here and is Only a Viewer and not even the starter of this Tread would complain about it or the material Posted here! :mad:
If anybody would know what belongs here and what doesn't, it would be the Original Starter Poster and not some Viewer that never took part here!
If you don't like it, just don't look or You can start your own Post here!
It seems like others here aren't complaining and do give Thanks for those that are adding to this Thread! :)

Here's an appropriate term from a modern urban dictionary -

"Drainer"

(Noun).

-A person or thing that for some reason drains one's energy and general enjoyment of life.
-Some one who moans and complains about other peoples efforts but contributes nothing.

"Pubebacca" - a very hairy pubic area.

Cumfetti
 

Spritzing her down with droplets of jizz, like confetti out of a cannon.

Lollipop - Urban slang for female genitals.

"Vaginosaur" - A mature aged lady who is sexually active.

Something a little different!
 

Soak!
:)
Meaning: When the penis is put in the vagina but there is no pumping or thrusting, so it seems less like sex.

This guy was doing a Soak just so her hubby could take plenty of pics, cause he wanted to show them to friends~
:eek:

couples fun
 

....

Pillow sammich
 

Sex with a folded pillow.

"Gorilla Salad" - A hairy pubic area.

Stilletos
 

stilletos

To prematurely ejaculate, hence the phrase Stilletos = 2 Pumps

Ex: I hit that hottie with them stilletos: 2 PUMPS!

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