In this case, Mr Walsh is of Irish-Scot extraction, whereas his wife is Sicilian-Israeli. Given that these four nationalities are the least likely to forgive an insult and will carry a grudge for multiple generations, it is amazing that this marriage lasted even the three weeks it did!

In this matter, Mrs Mouselini wanted children, but finally gave up on the marriage. It seems Mr Mouselini has a fetish for placing his spermatozoa everywhere on Mrs Mouselini EXCEPT where it belongs!

I suppose there is nothing wrong in taking your wife to a nude beach. I even suppose it is acceptable for her to strut about for everyone to see. It is even possible in this day and age to photograph her and even in some cases to post her on the internet without her knowledge. BUT FOR GOD'S SAKE MAN, NOT WITH THE DAUGHTER OF THE CHIEF JUDGE OF THIS CIRCUIT!

i love it here
 

hey thats not a bad thing after all..... it made me share my goodies


do that and enjoy the fruits of sharing


visit my thread "Babes & Babes Maximum Variety" in this sexion

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thanks a million for the classy updates mr. bigi442000

if you'd give something back to this forum and post some pictures you woudn't have any download limit at all....;)

Those were actually not married... they were just dating....


Unfortunately my post seems to have been deleted... :(

The marriage started out in trouble it seems when both of the parties broke up when the parson asked if they would forsake all others!

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Great set. So respectable looking and so sl*tty!

great thread
 

just want say thanks for a great thread, well done bigi man.

thanks a lot

One of the best threats ever!! Very Creative :P

Mr Dryg insists that he is not impotent and publishes these exhibits to the court in opposition of his wife's claim of annulment based on failure to consummate the marriage. I only have two questions. Who did you get to take the photos, and is he now suffering from hysterical blindness from the experience?

Great thread ... I am missing the updates though...

One of the funniest threads I have ever seen.. fantastic!

I know I'm just a crusty old senior judge. I know that they trot me out once in a while to do this job that no one else wants to. I know that the world is not the same as it was when I took the bench in 1970. I know that the days of divorce for such quaint reasons as drunkenness and mental cruelty and adultery are long gone. Having said that, I must at least remark that I never thought I would see the day when a man came into my courtroom asking for a divorce because his wife would NOT sleep with other men!

But surely SOMEBODY must have told you that marriage to a mob torpedo carried a particle of risk!

Sinatra used to sing that love and marriage went together like a horse and carriage. In this matter, the love and marriage went together like depleted uranium shells fired from an A-10 Warthog and a Taliban mud bunker!

This unfortunate alliance began to fail at the wedding reception. It seems that Mr Dryden, in a lame attempt at humor, inquired of the bride's mother if she liked Chinese food. When she allowed that she did, Mr Dryden followed up with an inquiry - in his words - about whether the new mother in law would be interested in "eating my wang!"

You are friggin' brilliant. Thanks for keeping this thread alive!

I agree.

I gotta admit it is funny. When I started posting, everybody wanted to know where the zips were. Now everybody wants me to pay for rapidshare. If I did that, everybody would want me to mail the pics directly to them. If I did that, they would want me to personally deliver them to their door. If I did that, they would want me to bring my gf to give them a handjob so they would not have to put in any effort.

Biggi...
 

So...you are saying there's a chance?! Hahahaha... Thanks for the phenominal work on this post...VERY entertaining and "inspirational". :D FTR...I didn't like the zip download limit either but it motivated me to contribute and not just lurk.

Following the unusual case of Mr Wolders (see my November 27, 2008 ruling), his best friend Mr Brand tried out for a role in Oliver Stone's new hard hitting film "I, Stooge." To his amazement, considering he had not acted since his kindergarten class staged "The Good Ship Lollipop," Mr Brand landed the role of Curly. This caused Mr Brand to immediately run for office in Minnesota, but unfortunately the vote tally showed that he lost the election by 75,000 votes. Undeterred, Mr Brand immediately demanded a recount. Rather than replay the process the state went through thanks to the last senate recount, and considering Minnesota's history (where more people vote than actually live in the state) the secretary of state came up with a unique solution. At Mr Brand's suggestion, his wife was hired to consult a Ouija board about who REALLY should have won the election. To no ones surprise, Mr Brand has now been declared the winner. He is now the governor. Amazingly, the secretary of state is now chief justice. Unfortunately, Mrs Brand was only given the position of deputy county clerk. This, she claims, is too much to bear.

Meanwhile, the search for Larry, Moe, Joe and Curly-Joe continues.

Maryann is great!!!

Is this the reason you haven't married her? You would have to post your own personal pictures in this very thread:

Mrs. bigi442000 supported her husband by personally delivering hand jobs to the greedy members of OCC. At the insistence of the members, and the disgust of Mr. bigi44200, she started blowing them and fucking them too. Once it turned to anal and bukkake, Mr. bigi442000 filed his petition for divorce.

try posting 4 once
 

its easier for you guys to complain than POST

then this is not a place for you

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Well, I love this thread. Please continue.

Apparently Mr Habib cannot take his wife anywhere when he has to work out of town. As a Hamas terrorist, he finds it unacceptable that his wife's various piercings keep setting off metal detectors everywhere they go! Normally I would award support, but what's the point? Mr Habib will look more like chow mein than a human (using that expression loosely for Mr Habib) if he ever gets to complete a mission.

So let me get this straight. You want me to award child support against two men, neither of whom are your husband. For one child. You want me to assume your husband can't be the father because, in your words, he is "just a cuck who takes photos." Help me on something here, Mrs Goldfarb. I must have missed the memo. When exactly was it that the Twin Cities were renamed Sodom and Gomorrah?

This is an annulment based on a claim of insanity. Apparently Mrs Lugg has multiple personalities. Anyone viewing the photos in this case would reach that conclusion. Unfortunately, it seems that each personality has taken a different lover in adultery.............Bummer.

There is an old joke about what a man and woman claims about prior sexual partners. With men you divide by three and with women you multiply by three. In this case, Mr Goldblatt allows to three sexual partners. Mrs Goldblatt allows as to three hundred. Why they had this discussion after the marriage as opposed to before is a complete mystery. However, each party has now "done the math." Each finds the other totally unacceptable. Mrs Goldblatt demands to know "what kind of dink did I marry?" Mr Goldblatt's comments are far more colorful and completely unprintable. The divorce is granted. Mrs Goldblatt is ordered to leave her phone number with the bailiff.

That guys face is priceless. I'm going to frame it.

Mr Brown has been acting in local commercials for several years. He has recently become famous after being cast in Oliver Stone's hard hitting bio-pic "I, Stooge." ("We have found our Larry," announced the director to a stunned public). The problem in this case arises from an odd twist on the casting couch. The casting director insisted on a 3 way with Mr Brown and his wife in return for the role (see photos). Finding that she liked her new Hollywood lifestyle, and bored with watching her husband rehearse his lines ("Hey, leave 'im alone" and "Ya missed me, ya missed me"), Mrs Brown has now run off with the key grip, best boy and gaffer!

this continues to be one of the funniest threads, thanks for the update!

great additions to a great thread:):)

The marriage was going well until Mr Romano submitted his application for the Nobel Peace Prize based upon his theory that all the starving infants in Africa could be fed by - in his words - "my wife's copious milk jugs."

The Hutchinsons were having an argument. Mr Hutchinson told his wife to bite the big one. The next time the couple was in bed, she bit the big one (see photos). The divorce on extreme cruelty is granted.

Apparently, wanting a trophy wife is not the same as having one. In Mr Ulzna's words: "The woman is a near idiot! Every time she gives me head - I mean every single freaking time, judge - she sings "Yummy Yummy Yummy I Got Love in my Tummy. I tell you its like Chinese water torture. And if that's not enough, she voted for Al Franken! As a write in. I mean we live in freaking Miami for God's sake!" Alas. The divorce must be granted. She is hot though. Perhaps she should move to Minnesota. It might raise the collective IQ.