Love. This. Thread.

Hope its ok to post these here.....
 

They were new to me - but may be floating around

Wow!!!!
 

Where did you find her and is there more.

I'm sure
 

I'm sure there are more. I was downloading them on limewire when the connection was lost.

get the IP address!
 

This is why when you stumble onto this sort of treasure, you write down the IP address, then if you lose the connection, you give it to us so we can all keep trying and post the results!!!

Pearls of wisdom....
 

"Whatever you give a woman, she will make greater. If you
give her sperm, she'll give you a baby. If you give her a house, she'll
give you a home. If you give her groceries, she'll give you a meal. If you
give her a smile, she'll give you her heart. She multiplies and enlarges
what is given to her. So, if you give her any crap, be ready to receive a
ton of shit."

Hope this is not a repost.....
 

This was new to me.....

Carmentn is HOT!
 

Holy Schnoikies, that Carmen is HOT! I could (almost) imagine being faithful to a woman with tits and an ass like that!

DD

Monday nite brides
 

It has been determined, the most used
sexual position for married couples is
a doggie position.

The husband sits up and begs.

The wife rolls over and plays dead

Brides and a question?
 

Have you ever wondered if your mom kissed you goodnight after giving your dad a blowjob?

You are now!!!!!!!

Went on Limewire and after two days I found several more, not all nude but here they are.......

You're a sick fuck, Osreb, you know that? :D

Fango

This bride must be a current or former stripper . . . looks like vintage Lisa Lipps.

More of her here https://forum.oneclickchicks.com/show...1&postcount=11

And a Merry Christmas to you to; Fango
 

From one sicko to another.

Looking forward to another year with all the posters at OCC.

One I came across.

Putting your Affairs In Order
 

The doctor, after an examination, sighed and said, 'I've some bad news.
You have cancer, and you'd best put your affairs in order.'

The woman was shocked, but managed to compose herself and walk into the
waiting room where her daughter had been waiting. 'Well, daughter, we
women celebrate when things are good, and we celebrate when things don't
go so well. In this case, things aren't well. I have cancer. Let's
head to the club and have a martini.'

After 3 or 4 martinis, the two were feeling a little less somber. There
were some laughs and more martinis. They were eventually approached by
some of the woman's old friends, who were curious as to what the two
were celebrating. The woman said they were drinking to her impending
end. 'I've been diagnosed with AIDS.'

The friends were aghast, gave the woman their condolences and beat a
hasty retreat. After the friends left, the woman's daughter leaned over
and whispered, 'Momma, I thought you said you were dying of cancer, and
you just told your friends you were dying of AIDS! Why did you do
that??'

'Because I don't want any of those b*tches sleeping with your father
after I'm gone.'

And THAT, my friends, is what is called, 'Putting Your Affairs In Order.'

evening photosession
 

unfortunately, no time to focus...

New Years Day brides
 

A man was approached by a co-worker at lunch who invited him out for a
few beers after work.

The man said that his wife would never go for it,
that she does not allow him to go drinking with the guys after work.


The co-worker suggested away to overcome that problem: "When you
get home tonight , sneak into the house slide down inder the sheets,
gently pull down your wife's panties, and give her oral sex. Women
love it, believe me, she'll never mention that you were out late
with the boys."


So the man agreed to try it, and went out enjoyed himself. Late
that night, he sneaked into the house, slid down under the sheets,
gently slid down his wife panties, and gave her oral sex. She moaned
and groaned with pleasure, but after a while, he realized he had
to take a leak, so he told he'd be right back.

Got out of the bed and walked down the hall to the bathroom.
When he opened the door and went in, he was very suprised to see his
wife sitting on the john.

"How did you get in here?" he asked.

"Shhhhh!!!!" she replied, " you'll wake-up my mother!"

***** HARDCORE PIC REMOVED *****

bride
 

8 photos

Damn, this thread reminds me of the days 25 years ago when my wife wasnt the fucking prude she is now. :mad: damn menopause and hysterectomies!

Wedding Day
 

She will be a cute MILF.

Wedding Day 2
 

MILF to be

Wedding Day 3
 

Milf Milf Milf

Wedding Day Final
 

Last ones

Never criticise the wife
 

One morning while making breakfast, a man walked up to his wife and pinched her on her butt and said, "You know if you firmed this up we could get rid of your girdle."

While this was on the edge of intolerable, she thought herself better and replied with silence.

The next morning the man woke his wife with a pinch on the breast and said, "You know if you firmed these up we could get rid of your bra."

This was more than she could bear, so she rolled over and grabbed him by the penis. With a death grip in place she said, "You know if you firmed this up we could get rid of the postman, the gardener, the pool man... and your brother!

Doctor's orders
 

The doc told him that masturbating before sex often helped men last
longer during the act.

The man decided, "What the hell, I'll try it,"

He spent the rest of the day thinking about where to do it. He couldn't
do it in his office. He thought about the restroom, but that was too
open. He considered an alley, but figured that was too unsafe. Finally, he
realized his solution.

On his way home, he pulled his truck over on the side of the highway. He

got out and crawled underneath as if he was examining the truck.
Satisfied with the privacy, he undid his pants and started to masturbate. He
closed his eyes and thought of his lover. As he grew closer to orgasm, he felt
a quick tug at the bottom of his pants.
Not wanting to lose his mental fantasy or the orgasm, he kept his eyes
shut and replied, "What?"

He heard, "This is the police. What's going on down there?"

The man replied, "I'm checking out the rear axle, it's busted."

Came the reply, "Well, you might as well check your brakes too while
you're down there, because your truck rolled down the hill 5 minutes
ago."

Riddle me this...
 

Arnold Schwarzenegger has a big one.
Michael J. Fox has a small one.
Madonna doesnʼt have one.
The Pope has one but doesnʼt use it.
Clinton uses his all the time.
Bush is one.
Mickey Mouse has an unusual one.
Liberace never used his on women.
Jerry Seinfeld is very, very proud of his.
Cher claims that she took on 3.
We never saw Lucy use Desiʼs.
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Answer:
A last name...and what were YOU thinking of?

getting ready

here's some I've found, sorry if repost

some more

thanks for pics
 

Q. Do you know why no woman will ever be truly satisfied?
A. Because no man will ever have a Chocolate Penis that ejaculates
Money!

bride in undies and gown
 

HER SIDE OF THE STORY:

He was in an odd mood when I got to the bar. I thought it might have been my
fault because I was a bit late but he didn't say anything much about it.
The conversation was quite slow going, so I thought we should go off
somewhere more intimate so we could talk more privately. We went to this
restaurant and he was STILL acting a bit funny.
I tried to cheer him up and started to wonder whether it was me or something else. I asked him, and he said no. But I wasn't really sure.
So anyway, in the cab on the way back to his house, I said that I love him and he just put his arm around me. I didn't know what the hell that meant because you know he doesn't say it back or anything.
We finally got back to his place and I was wondering if he was going to
dump me! So I tried to ask him about it but he just switched on the TV.
Reluctantly, I said I was going to go to sleep. Then after about 10 minutes, he joined me and we had sex. But, he still seemed really distracted, so afterwards I just wanted to leave but I just cried myself to sleep. I just don't know what he thinks anymore. I mean, do you think he's met someone else???

HIS SIDE OF THE STORY:

My team lost. Felt kinda tired. Got laid though.

Getting ready for the night :)

brides dressed and undressed
 

She was in the kitchen preparing to boil eggs for breakfast.

He walked in; She turned and said, You've got to make love to me this very
moment.'

His eyes lit up and he thought, 'This is my lucky day.'

Not wanting to lose the moment, he embraced her and then gave it his all;
right there on the kitchen table.

Afterwards she said, 'Thanks,' and returned to the stove.

More than a little puzzled, he asked, 'What was that all about?'

She explained, 'The egg timer's broken.'

Sunday's addition
 

Bobbitt Family Update
In a recent news broadcast, it was announced that Lorena Bobbitt's sister, Louella was arrested for an alleged attempt to perform the same act on her husband as her famous sister had done several years ago.
Sources reveal the sister was not as accurate as Lorena.
She allegedly missed the target and stabbed her husband in the upper thigh causing severe muscle and tendon damage. The husband is reported to be in serious, but stable condition, and Louella has been charged with ....
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A Misdewiener!

sexy Isreali bride
 

Bikini bridal shower series

2 bride pics

more of this bride
 

wedding, reception and honeymoon

I would love to see her nude...

It was a small town and the patrolman was making his evening rounds.
As he was checking a used car lot, he came upon two little old ladies sitting in a used car.
He stopped and asked them why they were sitting there in the car. Were they trying to steal it?
'Heavens no, we bought it.'
'Then why don't you drive it away.'
We can't drive.'
Then why did you buy it?'
'We were told that if we bought a Used car here we'd get screwed ...so we're just waiting.

the 8s
 

At 8 -- You take her to bed and tell her a story.

At 18 -- You tell her a story and take her to bed.

At 28 -- You don't need to tell her a story to take her to bed.

At 38 -- She tells you a story and takes you to bed.

At 48 -- She tells you a story to avoid going to bed.

At 58 -- You stay in bed to avoid her story.

At 68 -- If you take her to bed, that'll be a story!

At 78 -- What story??? Who's bed???..and Who the hell are you???
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