"You can sleep with your boss if you like"

One of the sexiest things my wife said that still drives me crazy to this day was in a flirty chat with a guy friend of hers:

OliviaG: today i worked half a day and needed to leave at ten to come home to wall paper...i live on the edge
Texasguy_27: lol...you wild and crazy girl you
OliviaG: mmhmmm...
Texasguy_27: that's what's always attracted me to you...your ability to wall paper
OliviaG: that's what all the boys say
Texasguy_27: we know a hottie with talent when we see one
OliviaG: and you haven't even seen my wall paper up close and personal
Texasguy_27: trust me i really want to...REALLY badly!!
OliviaG: i think i'd enjoy that as well

And I've attached a pic of said "Wallpaper..."

Mrs Speedster-
 

When we are having sex and she says, "Baby, You can cum on me, or cum inside me, or cum anywhere you want to." :D

The three things- all at once. lol

1. “Sam”
2. “Lucky them”
3. “Holy shit I’ve never cum like that. My pussy is WRECKED.”

1. We were discussing the prospect of a hypothetical ffm threesome. Or so I thought. I asked who she would want to be the third and she blurted out “Sam”. Apparently she thought we were talking threesomes in general so instead of saying one of her pretty female friends she said my best friend’s name who is very much a man.

2. This is her response every time I’ve mentioned someone might see her naked or in less than fully dressed. Such as walking through the house nude or wearing a revealing bikini.

3. Recently trying out our lovense vibrator. Wish I could say she said this after fucked her but she’s had the most incredible orgasms on this thing and keeps joking that I may have been replaced.

Pretty much same thing with my wife on number 2 and 3............she pretty much doesn't care who sees her topless, and she loves using her vibrator after sex to "finish off"

One time after quite a few cosmos she said “You would love it if Jenny joined us wouldn’t you. Jenny is her seriously hot friend from college.

The second best thing was the story of how one drunk night they hooked up. That one still gives me wood. Maybe once a year I get her loaded enough so she will slowly tell me that story as our fourplay. Works everytime !! I’m getting horny now imagine that.

Three Things
 

I was working in the home office and the wife was on the phone with her girlfirend. Her husband must have been on the speaker phone on the conversation. The ladies were discussing their pussies and Marianne said she does not wax. In resposnse to her friend Joann most likely saying she does. Joann's husband must have said something about his cock beacause Marianne said:

Is it big and hairy? I want you to send me a picture of it! - Definitley hot her asking for a pic. He didn't send it. LOL Don't think his wife let him.


Once on a nude beach a guy was wandering around pretending to pick up trash, so he could get close to people. Marianne said to him

Come on over here, I have some cigarette butts. She had them on the sand inbetween her slightly spread legs.


Had a couple over and got drunk and started playing strip poker. When it came time for Marianne to take off her bra, she said:

I might have big tits but I'm a little chubby. - Looking right at my frien Tony while taking off her bra.

1) I was with a girlfriend I had been dating for not a long time and we had just recently started having sex. She was giving me a blow job and I was standing with my pants down in front of her, while she was kneeling in front of me still fully clothed in a teasing little black dress and heels. It was a wonderful visual for me to look up into the large full length mirror and see her lovely blonde head bobbing up and down, and at one point she pulls her mouth off my penis, lightly smacks her cheek with my erection and teasingly says... "do you want to cum all over my pretty face?" I just about blew my massive load just hearing her ask me that.

2) Different girlfriend... we were in the midst of a good session with her laying on the edge of the bed with her legs up over my shoulders as I was pounding her... we were at it a while and had great eye-contact when she suddenly and unexpectedly says "I want you to put it in my ass" we had bever had anal sex before and to hear her say that in the heat of passion was hot!

3) We were on vacation staying at a beach resort, and I was in the bar downstairs at our hotel waiting for her to get ready for our dinner. She finally comes down, and walks into the bar turning heads in her black sandal-strap high heels and a flowing sexy dress. She walks up to me and gives me a kiss before sitting on the bar stool next to me and whispers.. "I'm a naughty girl... I'm not wearing any panties"

"I am marking my territory"
Our first sexual encounter, my g/f pushed me onto the bed, widen her stance so she could put her wet pussy on stomach. She then stroked up and down, creaming my stomach then said "I'm marking my territory" before sliding down on my cock.


I can't stop dripping
On vacation and my now wife first time going commando. We were standing on the balcony of a New Orleans hotel near Bourbon Street. I was kissing on her hot space and she began to leak down her leg.

Yes she's seen my pussy
My wife responding to me when I asked if our hot lesbian neighbor did her body waxing.

Three things..
 

1) "bite it. Harder. HARDER" .. She (my college gf) was on top with her tits in my mouth. Apparently she found out at that moment that she liked having her nipples bitten.

2) "use another finger". Same ex.. I was eating her ass from the back and fingering her pussy at the same time. Remembering the way she said it gets me hard to this day..

3) "he came in my ass". Same ex. Things were ending, she was fucking some new guy. He was BIG, and she let him fuck her ass raw. She never let me do that, ever. She came home with an ass full of cum and told me every detail while I jerked off..