Big Boobed Bride
 

in various poses

brides
 

*A guy met a girl in a bar and asked, "May I buy you a drink?" *


*She responds: "Okay, but it won't do you any good."*


*A little later, he asks, "May I buy you another drink?"*


*Again she responds: "Okay, but it won't do you any good."*


*He invites her up to his apartment and she replies, "Okay. But it won't do
you any good."*


*They get to his apartment and he says, "You are the most beautiful thing I
have ever seen. I want you for my wife."*


*She says, "Oh, that's different. Send her in."*

Awesome!!!
 

One of the prettiest and biggest natural set of hanging breasts I have ever seen. Please post more of her, I cant get enough. I love this woman.

bridal butts
 

This is mythical and deep... Truly beautiful...

A man asked an American Indian what was his wife's name.
He replied, "She called Five Horses".

The man said, "That's an unusual name for your wife.

What does it mean?"

The Old Indian answered, "It old Indian Name. It mean . . .

. . . . NAG, NAG, NAG, NAG, NAG,"

In their budal lingerie
 

Why women gain weight

With time, women gain weight because we accumulate so much information and wisdom in our heads that when there is no more room, it distributes out to the rest of our bodies. So we aren't heavy, we are enormously cultured, educated and happy.

Beginning today, when I look at my butt in the mirror I will think, Good grief, look how smart I am!

Must be where the term "Smart Ass" came from...

skinny bride
 

not sure ifposted before.

skinny bride
 

part two

Very cute. Love her smile.

Thanks

Fango

Saturday brides
 

Morris returns from the doctor and tells his wife that the *

*doctor has told him that he has only 24 hours to live.*

*Given the prognosis, Morris asks his wife for sex.*

*Naturally, she agrees, so they make love.*

*About 6 hours later, the husband goes to his wife and says,*

*'Honey, you know I now have only 18 hours to live.*

*Could we please do it one more time?'*

*Of course, the wife agrees, and they do it again.*

*Later, as the man gets into bed, he looks at his watch*

*and realizes that he now has only 8 hours left.*

*He touches his wife's shoulder and asks,*

*'Honey, please.... just one more time before I die.'*

*She says, 'Of course, Dear,' and they make love for the third time.*

*After this session, the wife rolls over and falls to sleep.*

*Morris, however, worried about his impending death, *

*tosses and turns, until he's down to 4 more hours.*

*He taps his wife, who rouses. 'Honey, I have only 4 more hours.*

*Do you think we could...'*

*At this point the wife sits up and says, 'Listen Morris, enough is enough *

*I have to get up in the morning... you don't.'*

brides :)