CAPTION PICS
 

(Captions read left to right- top to bottom)

1. The problem with allowing dogs in the house.
2. You thought The Bangles and The Go Go Girls were big acts...just wait until The Matching Thongs hit the air waves!
3. "I can't believe I'm actually posing nude in a thread called I Love You, Funny Face!"
4. "Hi Martha...oh no. I'm not up to much- just getting a facial. No silly, I'm not at the beauty salon!"
5. Seconds later, the cute little gymnast was in for the surprise of her life. Choose your spotters carefully!
6. Talk about mixed signals...does she love him or does she want him to fuck off?
7. If you are about to go muff diving you have to dress the part.
8. Those glowing eyes...those claws...we are looking at a teen possessed! Call the Exorcist!
9. All bras and bikini tops should be cleverly hung on the ceiling where short women can't reach them.

IMAGINE (A rewrite of the first line of John Lennon's famous song- with pictures.)
 

Imagine lesbian heaven
It's easy if you try
just girls to lick us -and not a single guy

(Here's some fun tongue pics to fuel your fantasies of a lesbian heaven. These girls would be a lot of fun in such a place. I threw in the last pic for those who just prefer a good blow job.) :D

CAPTION PICTURES FOR YOUR PERSONAL HEALTH
 

Because laughing is good for you

(Captions read left to right- top to bottom)

1. Some women will do just about anything to impress their college professors. Go ahead... take a big bite.
2. Speaking of big bites- there's nothing worse than sneaking into your neighbor's pool and discovering he owns a Great White Shark... with a foot fetish.
3. Speaking of fish- ever see "A Fish Called Wanda?" This pit sniffer reminded me of Kevin Kline's character. If she speaks a foreign language -Jamie Leigh Curtis's character will soon be all hot and wet.
4. Speaking of wet- this shot isn't as sexy as it looks... she just sneezed.
5. Speaking of sneezing- the courage of this man for allowing this picture to be shot is nothing to sneeze at!

6. Speaking of dick-less... I'll close with two female dorm buddies feeling their wine- and about to feel each other.:D

that first caption is a kiler !!!! i'm still laughing 5 mins later...luv your work thanks :D

the girl bent over pissing is a great pic and the best part is she has hairy underarms !!!! so sexy mmmmm

Alternative chicks having fun
 

This was entertaining thread. Girls making faces is always a major turn on.

I've found lots of photos of your wife here and they have generated much personal pleasure many times. :) I say she is simply gorgeous.

I delight in seeing her 'cos she certainly has become my favourite. She's been blessed with a splendid body, full pouty lips, a skin tone which simply glows and sometimes sultry / sometimes intense / sometimes inquisitive eyes. I'd love to see her all dressed up for dinner out - I believe she'd look stunning and she'll retain that quality as she gets older.

In this shot she is as cute as can be - beautiful, beautiful, beautiful!

How Bout Her
 

How Bout Her...

Some captions from Oblivion
 

1. Nancy knew she would have to compete with the memories of her boyfriend 's exes, but this...
2. Roy Orbison comes back as a woman.
3. How to ruin a nice picture of two pretty girls...thanks, dude.
4. "OK. That's it! The argument is over. I give up!"

a good thread resurrected.

Here are a few for the thread.

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Yes I would have never seen it. It is good to be able to laugh and look at sexy women at the same time! Thanks. Many of these photos are priceless!:D

Tuesday...time for a little humor
 

(Captions read left to right Top to bottom.)

1. This clit is so large sucking on it might make you feel a little gay. Not that there's anything wrong with that,
2. They say never go to bed angry...but you can suck cock as angry as you like. Just keep sucking!
3. Every angler's wet dream. And it smells like fish.
4. Jenny is ready to go out for a walk. Good girl!
5. Some say that aliens are already amongst us...watching us with their peculiar bulging eyes.
6. Emergency Medical Lesbians, ( EMLs) testing a new idea for an improvised cervical collar.
7. "Cute little dicky. I pet you. You grow bigger. Please?"
8. Uncle Bob was always handy with the camera at family functions...but he liked to include himself in all the shots.
9. Everything's better when it sits on a Ritz.
10. That's enough humor for a Tuesday. Now get back to work

Reviving Fox Mulder's captions
 

Read them left to right top to bottom

1. You might think she just has a Captain Kirk fetish...but she's also got Mr. Spock in her pussy and Sulu up her ass.
2. Helen's boyfriend, Jose the carpenter, has a big tool.
3. Ejaculating high heels are all the rage these days.
4. Betsy reminds us all that only one man gets to see her pussy.
5. These women are ready to play sardines. You supply the oil...or some other sauce.
6. Now THAT'S a selfie!
7. Mute women find ways to make their fantasies come true.
8. If she looks enthusiastic enough, perhaps it will grow on her.
9. Carol just noticed the strange new hickie on her cheating husband's neck.
10. God! She's stacked!

Left to Right.

1.'So this is why they they call you Quarter-Pounder?

2.'I don't know who is doing that.But if you stop.I'll killya!'

3.For some reason,no one wanted to wake-up Marcie when she was sleepwalking.

4.'I wouldn't have gotten the speeding ticket.If that cop hadn't been gay!'

Left to Right

1.'You wouldn't believe where I have a splinter right now.'

2.'Dammit! I told you guys to mow the lawn next Saturday!'

3.The Singing Milf's really didn't have much harmony.But no one seemed to mind.

4.The Army came up with a new slogan to increase recruitment: 'Join the Army.And climb these peaks.'

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3.The Singing Milf's really didn't have much harmony.But no one seemed to mind.

I heard The Singing Milfs were a sister act out of Austria. Very big during WW2. After all three of them got VD from sleeping with American soldiers they had to rename themselves The Von Clap Trapps. :D

How did their big hit go?
"A-nal vice...a-nal vice"

Thanks for the posts Wildfire 54. May this thread bloom and grow. Bloom and grooow for-evvv-er.

1.'You said you wanted to see me play with my pussy.'

2.It never ceased to amaze Julio how many women fell for his home breast exam scheme.

3.'My car broke down in Austin,Daddy.But don't worry.I found some friendly people to fix it.'

4. After all these years.Mike could still get the neighborhood girls to do the standing on their heads trick.

More Caption Fun
 

Read them left to right. Top to bottom.

1. Going to an all girls college at the north pole can be hard on a girl.
2. This is what happens after sex with Superman. Slow down Supe!
3. The beer tap at Jenny's parties was always a popular attraction.
4. Prim Pauline refused to risk unwanted cum facials.
5. Pauline's sister was just into herself.
6. Andrea had a clear message for her boyfriend and his sneaky cell phone upskirt pic fetish.
7. Every gondola man's dream.
8. Some babies are born with remarkable class.
9. Do you REALLY want to watch the end of the Word Cup now?
10. Cum tickles...so I've heard!

Left To Right

1.Secretly hiding in a closet.Tom was relieved to see that his wife wasn't fooling around with other men.

2.Having been against it at first. Frank was liking the idea of his wife working from home.

3.Having had her doubts at first. Terri now realized her GF's mom did have lesbian tendencies.

4.Having thought it over. Ray decided he really didn't need those old rugs after all.

Left To Right

1.After thinking about it for a few minutes.Amanda realized that her husband's twin brother had fooled her again.

2.Sam knew it was against company policy to pick up hitchhikers.But he figured this time he'd make an exception.

3.Just as she flashed her tits at the crowd.Darlene saw a guy from her class snapping her picture.

4."You know,Mr. Barton.There are laws against peeking in peoples windows."

left to right, top to bottom

1. "We don't care , we do what we want"

2. Momma always said: "Life is like a box of chocolates, Forrest.
You never know what you're gonna get"

3. "now if I could just invent a better duck call, I'd have it all"

4. "there was $20k in the pot I had 4 of a kind , then it was like she just pulled that royal flush out of her ass."

5. "It's okay no one is watching"

6. He was made of snow but the children know how he came to life one day

7. I don't always drink milk but when i do its from one of those Dos Boobies

8. "No Lucy, SUCK the chrome off the trailer hitch"

9. "I'm getting paid for this, right?"

10. no caption









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Please Fuck My Nose
 

I can't figure out if she has a blind boyfriend or she's just a little goofy...it all comes out in the end though.:DI

Fun With Stephanie
 

(Captions read...well, you should know by now, idiot!)

1 "I wave my fluffy red hair at you and fart in your general direction, you silly English k-nig- hts!"
2. And now for something completely different.
3. "Should I dip forward just a little more...huh...should I? What's that growing in your pants?"
4. "Is this one going on Facebook?"
5. "Have you got the shot yet? I'm so cold my nipples are cracking."
6. "Santa...bring that candy cane over here..."
7. Stephanie is the world's worst hide and seek player..or the best. Your call.
8. "How do you like THIS Captain Morgan pose?"
9. "I'm giving Ghost In Oblivion head!"
10. (Sniff!) "No coke. Pepsi!"

Let's Go
 

1. Nerdy Becky is caught indulging her "Sex with Godzilla" fantasy. She's a big Sci fi buff.
2. Family pictures at the Johnson house are...shall we say...unique.
3. Her boyfriend snuck another upskirt photo of Andrea under the table. When he looked at his cell phone camera, much to his surprise...
4. "Here! HERE, DAMMIT!" Louise hated dating a boyfriend with an oral sex phobia.
5. How to tell when your cum is too acidic.
6. The cum shot went well, except the glob under her eyelid.
7. "OK quick! Take a picture and post it on the Internet! I want to be in I Love You, Funny Face!"
8. "What am I wearin'? I gots on a hot pair of them Carhart overalls, a camo huntin' hat, muddy boots and..." - (Redneck phone sex.)
9. When she wakes up she's going to have quite a tale to tell about the strange dream of blowing a well hung teddy bear.
10. Mission accomplished. Well done. Over and out.

Everyday Events
 

Or so we wish..

FANTASY OF THE DAY
 

There's a serious sperm wasting problem in this country...
 

1. Are you so desperately lonely that you do things like this?
2. Instead, why don't you make someone happy? We have hundreds of willing mouths that would love to have your load.

For more information contact: The Every Sperm Is Sacred Society.

A few new From Left To Right
 

1. Amy thought men were such pervs.no matter where she went.They were staring at her.

2."Hey,Brad! I asked you what do you think of my new hair color?"

3.Once again, Brenda's Employee of the Year award was a sure lock.

4."I don;t know what the Coast Guard is worried about.We all have our flotation devices!"

Silly girls

Silly 2

A few more from Left to Right
 

1.Larry now realized that his new girlfriend just couldn't handle alcohol.

2.Shirley's unconventional style during her job interview.Won her the position she was hoping for.

3.After much deliberation.Gary now knew that his girlfriend had forgiven him.

4.During this session in her Spanish class. Mrs. Alvarez was able to convey the meaning of the word 'teta'.

1. There goes all that expensive bridge work!
2. Hubby in background: " Maybe this isn't such a good idea...she never has this much fun with me!"
3. Ben found maintaining an erection difficult with his brother's filmmaking hobby always intruding.
4. This is the sort of smile you see before she bites off the head. Crazy Brenda is the wrong chick to seduce.
5. "I thought these things were supposed to stand up!"
6. After six hours of going over computer tax records with the IRS investigator, Linda makes her anger known.
7. Marty the curious cat picked an inconvenient time to knock over the fine china cabinet.
8. German humor...Peter thinks he is one cool dude. Greta does not zink zo.
9. His wife thinks Superman jerks off way too fast...
10. Poor lonely Paola...reduced to this. Maybe someone will take pity. (Ha! As if she were EVER lonely or without a real cock!)

jayna and leah

Size Sometimes DOES matter!
 

1. "Gawd! I wonder if I can get the whole thing in my mouth!"
2. Ditto.
3. This picture is needing no caption at all...
4. Big Jim Slade...expanding women's sexual capacity since 1973
5. Sexual Hair-Ass- ment.
6. Got milk?
7. "Oh Christ-mas Dee... oh Christ-mas Dee...how lovely is thy pus-sy"
8. First there was pillow talk. Now we have pillow mind reading.
9. "Joe...why aren't you helping me look for my earring? Joe? Joe???"
10. "Are you the feller what done this while I was a'sleepin'?"

jayna and brittney

leah and starlett

Sunday Funnies
 

1. Watch out boy, she'll chew you up. Whoa...here she comes...she's a man eater. (With apologies to Hall and Oates)
2. Believe it or not, some men can't choose what to suck on. I'll take what's behind the bottles, thank you.
3. OK! You can park your unauthorized vehicle here...no problem!
4. "Ohhhh I am The Cum Claw! Beware!"
5. The look says it all. She doesn't like the idea of a golden shower. ( They aren't permitted in this forum anyway)
6. A lesbian affair with one's self is safer than messing with all those real female partner emotions.
7. "He's got her in a leg lock...but what's this? She is pulling a cockbite maneuver! This wrestling match is over!"
8. Pia just remembers she forgot to put on her clothes. Smoking makes Pia forgetful.
9. Pia forgot to back up important documents. Smoking makes Pia forgetful.
10. Pia forgets to show enthusiasm during sex...I vote we get Pia some gum, patches, etc...PIA! KICK THE HABIT! :D
(The Ghost loves ya, Pia, but would like to see you give up those nasty ciggys.)

More Fun From Left to Right
 

1.'We need to have that talk about our birth control methods.'

2. Breakfast in bed.

3.'Less filling,Tastes great,less filling...'

4.With the dropping of Don't ask.Don't Tell. The Army decides on a new recruitment poster.

Hump day humor
 

1. "Mine's bigger, dude."
2. Gretta makes sure Gunnar doesn't forget to wear a condom.
3. *****PHOTO REMOVED by REQUEST*****
4. Why is this man smiling? Duh...
5. Ever had head from a zombie?
6. "Yeah, they're small but they're cute."
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8. John wakes Mary up from what was literally a wet dream.
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10. "Mmmmph...I asked for a squirt of shampoo...NOT a squirt out of you! "

Skinny. Hairy. Humor
 

1. "Now why would my dear husband ask me to get on the floor and open my mouth?"
2. "Oh. Mystery solved."
3. "My imitation of Kevin Kline in 'A Fish Called Wanda' You have to (sniff!) see the movie.
4. "Is this why everyone keeps calling me hairy?"
5. "Whew...that wasn't nearly as bad as the last time I was down here, as a matter of..."
6. (Gulp, gulp, swallow) "Ok...I take that back...it's WORSE than last time!"
7. "Here honey, take two...they're small."
8. Opera was her original career goal.
9. "I always wanted a white moustache, just like Grampa! Well...not EXACTLY like Grampa. "
10. To be labled as having "sl*tty titties" It is a hard and shameful thing.

Ghost loves the "skinny, hairy" wife. ♡