Mrs Sloboskini bridled at the various comments of her family and friends about what a fool her husband to be was. Then the happy couple married and moved to Spain, where her husband was employed at the court of King Juan Carlos. Employed, as you might have expected, as the royal fool!

A famous historian once describe life in the Dark Ages as nasty, brutish and short. In this matter, unfortunately, the same terms may be applied to Mr Seymour!

In the 1970s there was a heavily advertised product known as the Miracle Eraser. This cross between sandpaper and steel wool was so coarse it would strip varnish off the oldest spar in seconds. For some unknown reason, Mrs Vincent kept her nether area shaved to a razor stubble that could compete with a Miracle Eraser! One day the happy couple was engaged in a carnal act when Mr Vincent slipped out of his proper place in mid-stroke. Abrading against the stubble, most of his organ was immediately debrided. Without anesthetic. In other words, instant girl! What more can I say? I award Mr Vincent alimony for life!

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hilarious judgements

Mr and Mrs Hill were regulars at the topless beach. One day Mrs Hill said something about needing to wet her weasel directly before she disappeared for three hours. Mr Hill thought she meant wetting her whistle. He later found out he was wrong. I turns out that Mrs Hill was seeing to the needs of a vacationing Moroccan pimp (clearly seen in one of the photographs in evidence) - one, Ali "The Weasel" Hakim al Fubar!

With the advent of gay marriage, could gay divorce be far behind? In this case Mr and Mrs er...Mrs and Mrs Beall were quite happy until Mr er... Mrs...no that's not right, the other Mrs Beall found photos of Mrs Beall, no,...the second Mrs Beall ...whatever...taken by her lover, Alvin. I think that's right, isn't it Mrs Beall? No not you, the other second other Mrs Beall...oh fuck I give up. They didn't teach us this shit at Yale!

Mr Monday was surprised to see his wife's self taken photos on the digicam. He didn't think that his wife would surprise him that way. One can imaging his surprise turning to chagrin when finding that Mrs Moron...oops, sorry...Freudian slip there...Mrs Monday had forgotten to delete the photos of her fellating the next door neighbor. Actually, now that I think about it, Mrs Moron sounds about right!

Mr Binns moved from Nebraska to Los Angeles to take over as head actuary at the Liberty Fidelity Mutual of Compton Insurance Company. Soon, he met the love of his life. Not everyone can say that they are married to a former Playmate, even one that is clearly washed up as Rosie, that's it just Rosie, no last name, kind of like Cher, I guess. Your objection is noted. So, it seems Rosie, formerly known as Maude Finklestein, beguiled poor Mr Binns, he being a widower. Your objection is noted. Soon the couple had "shacked up" as Rosie called it. Your objection is noted. A Mexican marriage soon followed. Mr Binns should have seen the writing on the wall, given Rosie's rather disturbing tattoos and piercings. I must say they are painful to even look at. Your objection is noted. Rosie next introduced the utterly ensnared Mr Binns to swinging, although why anyone would engage in such behavior at Rosie's age is beyond me. Objection overruled. Still, as Mr Binns points out, Rosie had real skill at fellatio. Viewing the photographs, I am gratified that Rosie was good at something. Objection overruled. One problem was that Rosie worked nights, but Mr Binns was willing to accept the bad with the good. That is, until he found Rosie was in fact working at a Watts bathhouse. God, what a ho! Objection noted.

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I love this thread! Any body have any more of marriedk4. I have seen her before and would love to get more pics of her!

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A quick word to the wise. Keep checking this thread early and often. Some of my posts are being deleted almost as fast as I can put them up.

Kats meow, thanks for the visual!

I have grave doubts this marriage can be saved, given that Mrs Farquar insists on referring to her husband as a "spawn of Satan," whereas Mr Farquar keeps referring to his wife as "that evil, cheating ho."

In this matter, it appears the honeymoon started well, until Mr Oates insisted upon wearing his lucky hat to the cruise formal night. There he was accosted by passengers wanting to know if he was starring in the remake of Gilligan's Island, by others who were sure that they had seen him in Forrest Gump and others simply inquiring, "Which way to the potato patch?"

In this case, Mrs Schimellpfenning not only engaged in rather unusual encounters with her twin sister, they kept a written tally of their adventures. When Mr Schimellpfenning found the evidence he attacked his wife with a bathroom tool. Fortunately for all involved, he was so dim witted he tried to insert the implement from the wrong end. I'm sure he must have been frustrated, but the photographic evidence will never fail to get a big laugh!

Mrs Vincenzo was the perfect wife according to her husband, who describes her as "a lady in the dining room, a cook in the kitchen, a nanny in the nursery and a wh*r* in the bedroom." Unfortunately, she expanded her whoring to the living room.

Mr Mink was a longtime suitor and finally convinced his girlfriend to marry him, telling her that he was about to ship out after joining the army. Taking pity, she relented. After having his way with every orifice in her body several times over, Mr Mink allowed that he had only joined the SALVATION Army!

Mr Wolders was an out of work actor. His claim to fame was his role in the 90s in the short lived series Temptation Island. His last work was as the 3rd penguin from the left in Madagascar 3! Then his luck turned. He was cast in the role of Shemp in Oliver Stone's latest bio-pic - Working title "I, Stooge." As is their wont, this persuaded the good people of Minnesota that he was worthy of election. He is now the Attorney General. His first official act was to drop his wife like a bad habit!

This is a cautionary tale if there ever was one! Mrs Fang apparently waited until their wedding night to tell her new husband that she was the daughter of Melvin "Ming the Merciless" Wong, the overlord of the Ah Fung Tong. Every male that ever so much as looked at Ming's daughter in the past had suffered the death of 1000 cuts, quick fried in peanut oil and served at the Hong Kong Dubuque as the daily special. This should be a lesson to every man - look before you leap! The emergency divorce is granted.

Mr Wilde loved to drink straight lemon juice; so much so that it gave his semen a highly acidic content. This caused untold agonies to Mrs Wilde when forced to perform fellatio. I must say I had a hard time believing this, until I saw the photos!

Mr Bender insists that things were normal until his wife was sucked into a hole by the Old Mill Road. Following, he discovered the the hole was populated by Invaders from Mars. The invaders placed a small metallic device in a location most people would not notice and began to control Mrs Bender's actions. Also, he says, they did something to her eyes. Rescuing her from the invaders, Mr Bender fled with his wife to Des Moines. There she would insist on toasting steel wool for breakfast and licking the light sockets. Mr Bender says he knew that she was still under the Martians' control when he found her making love to a taser, grunting "I like it!" The divorce base on insanity is granted.

this needs to be started again!!

After 15 years of marriage, the Blaines left Spokane for Jamaica. Oddly, they did not know what to expect at Hedonism II. Mrs Blaine, heretofore a most modest housewife, quickly engaged in the spirit of things. After copious amounts of rum on the fourth day of their adventure, she determined that she would engage in fellatio for the first time ever. Sadly, she made the cardinal error of fellating someone other than Mr Blaine!

As she approached 40, Mrs Wilburforce had a midlife crisis. She insisted on behaving like a teenager at every opportunity. Mr Wilburforce was quite happy with her new found sexual proclivities, but states he can't stand listening to her anymore. In order to fully elucidate the appellate court, a short transcript has been prepared.

The court: Tell me what happened next.

Mrs W: So I'm like sitting around waiting and he's like so slow. He goes, just relax, and I'm like whatever. So I go let's go for God's sake, and he's like moving like some old guy. And I'm like, what is up with this shit. And he goes, why are you talking like that? And I'm like, what? And he goes, like that! And I'm still like, what? I go, c'mon! And he goes, please stop. And I go, your such a dork. You suck! Then I see he's got like a ball peen hammer. I go, what's up with that! He goes, come here and you'll see. I go, why? And he's like got this real weird look in his eye. I would of done something, if I like knew he was crazy as well as like a geek! I mean, I never saw him like this before, except the time I made it the the UPS guy. But I thought he was over that, cuz I explained how it was like his fault.

The divorce is granted.

Glad to see you back and posting more on this thread, it is a great one!

The court finds that this marriage can be saved. After spending time with each of the parties, it turns out that no one ever explained to Mrs Finkbeiner that the word "blow" is just an expression!

Mrs Winkleman was in love, so she agreed to marry a zombie. She thought to ward off the evil by placing holy relics on the walls (see photos). Unfortunately, Mr Winkleman's member tasted like a cross between leaf mold and steer manure (see photos). Even worse, it played havoc on his wife's intestinal tract, causing her to engage in the most extreme methods to avoid an almost constant case of the runs (see photos). The divorce is granted on the ground of incompatibility.

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what makes it most interesting are the super judgments !!! ;)

These posts are excellent

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who said divorce is bad?? not for OCC its not :D hahaha

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Mr Vink started slowly, getting his wife on the soft stuff, then graduated to the hard stuff. First an ear piercing, then the top of the ear, then the navel. soon the lip, next the eye brow. Mrs Vink was so hooked that she would do anything for a needle. The end came when she was spending more time with Hernando, a diseased piercing specialist, than Mr Vink. Finally, Mr Vink found the photos. Alas. But perhaps there is poetic justice after all.

When friends questioned how Mr David Boone (who the court notes is somewhat portly and aged) could have ended up with such a good looking wife, he would usually say that he had sold his soul to Satan. Now he comes to this court insisting that he indeed did do such a thing, and that if the court does not grant the divorce, he will spend eternity with molten pitchforks placed in strategic parts of his anatomy. While the court was first inclined to let Mr Boone lie in the bed he made, I find that there is just enough evidence in the photos to give Mr Boone the benefit of the doubt. And I can see no other reason why a woman of such parts would marry Mr Boone, unless of course she herself had sold her soul and is now paying the price!

So if I understand your testimony, you in fact were NOT aware that your husband was hosting weekly parties for his friends and that your photos were the main attraction? Then where did you think all the empty KY jelly tubes were coming from?

This marriage was doomed to failure from the beginning. It seems that Mr Santiago was specifically named in "Lying Liars and the Lies They Tell", whereas Mrs Santiago was specifically named in "100 People Who Are Screwing Up America!"

For God's sake counsel, next time you bring photos to this court don't blow them up so much. I wasn't sure if I was looking at your client's pussy or the petrified forest! This isn't Cinerama for God's sake. Ok. Bring in the parties and I will rule. Oh, they're already here? Um...strike that last part will you.

Lawyer: Isn't it true that you are guilty of adultery.

Wife under oath in court: Yes, but you'll never prove it!

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I don't know why we don't upload the zip files to rapidshare instead of getting this annoying daily download limit. WTF......