To her chagrin, Mrs Spataforra came to find that her husband was not an up-and-coming capo of the Al Leon aka "Alien" aka "The Disemboweler" crime family, but in fact earned his daily bread as a squeegee man on an off ramp of the Tri-borough Bridge.

Mr. Rizzo finally came to see that his wife, through tiny increments - say five to seven pounds a year - had come to be the spitting image of her mother. This, Mr. Rizzo found, was unacceptable.

This marriage began to fail, as is so often the case, when the Lorenzo family moved in next door.

Many couples come to this court expecting to see me mete out punishment to the straying spouse. They do not seem to understand that that is not the role of the court. Spanking one of the parties is not in the cards...However, in Mrs Cain's case, I find that I am prepared to make an exception.

Mrs Swensen entered into the swapping scheme with enthusiasm that can only be described as manic. I have reviewed the photographs at length, and find her claim that she was forced (the Linda Lovelace syndrome) to be wholly exploded.

And when you contracted with your husband to pull the aforementioned train, what part of the bargain did you misunderstand?

After having spent several years cajoling his wife to enter into sexual congress with another man in front of him, Mr Johnson finally succeeded in persuading her. To Mrs Johnson's surprise, after engaging in such relations on approximately a dozen occasions, she found that her husband showed every sign of jealousy.

Mr Irace finally found out about the affair when he found his wife and the mailman moaning in each other's arms on the floor of the bathroom. Given that they had slipped on a bar of soap, crashed through the glass door, and suffered several lacerations, contusions and fractures, we may safely assume that they were not moaning in pleasure.

Ha! Great thread with a fun theme to it. Excellent idea. Keep it going.

what an incredible collection and thread thanks:D:D