I love this thread idea!
 

I also love this wife. Her name is Sandrine, or Vera...but she's often called Skinny, Hairy Wife. I have a lot of her pictures and have been wondering why in so many shots she has her mouth wide open for no apparent reason. Is she talking dirty to her husband/photographer? Is she having spontaneous orgasms? Then it occurred to me that she just might be singing...specifically, Beatle's songs. These titles seem likely :

1. TELL ME WHAT YOU SEE. (I see you have natural pits)
2. BABY'S IN BLACK (More or less)
3. OCTOPUS'S GARDEN (More of a furry garden. Can I plant something?)
4. COME AND GET IT (Gladly)
5. PLEASE PLEASE ME ( Who could resist?)
6. YOU CAN'T DO THAT (OK...what if I skip the part about the dwarf?)
7. I'M LOOKING THROUGH YOU (Those ARE powerful glasses!)
8. IT WON'T BE LONG (Wait for it...wait for it...)
9. GOT TO GET YOU INTO MY LIFE (Well I can see that you've got to get me into something!
10. I ME MINE. (And they're spectacular!)

If she's european, perhaps she's wanting some Norwegian wood?

The Who: Squeeze Box
 

Ok this might be a bit tenuous - but Pete Townsend has admitted it was meant as sexual innuendo so that is good enough for me...."Momma has a squeezebox she wears on her chest, when daddy comes home he doesn't get no rest"

Van Morrison: In The Forest
 

In the Forest.......

Arctic Monkeys - Cigarette Smoke
 

part 1

Audrey Coulineur - Eagle Flying High
 

part one

Something in her Mouth by Nickelback
 

"Something in her Mouth"

Bruce Springsteen - The River
 

part one

Conway Twitty - Tight Fittin' Jeans
 

part one

Farmer Dan - My John Deere Tractor
 

part one