Awww...Come on, Black Eagle!
 

You aren't ruining anything. We like your pictures. There's no need to be so sensitive. This is, after all a humor thread. I laugh at myself all the time when I get things wrong when speaking a second language...and I was merely pointing out that sometimes reading those mistakes can be funny too. Come on back, Black Eagle!

One Afternoon Early In The Morning.
 

Has this ever happened to you?

1.Your so wasted you've been sucking on the bedpost for five minutes before you realize it's not your husband?

2.Knowing her Mother-In-Law liked her zucchini warm. Brenda came up with a novel way of doing it.

3.Cindy came up with a unique was of letting her parents know she was a lesbian.

4.After seeing the picture Brenda had sent to him.Her Gynecologist texted back that everything looked normal to him.

5.Tina had to admit it.This was the most intense orgasm she'd ever given herself.

Hump Day Humor
 

1. "Happy birthday, Darling...I got you a present...here...let me get it." (My idea of a nice gift.)
2. This guy was circumcised. She sucked so hard all the skin just...uh...ouch!
3. Gotta love a gal who likes to play with your cock...kinda sorta.
4. Funny how Romulan Ale is illegal... but Captain Kirk always seems to have some for special occasions.

That's Life
 

It's what all the people say.

1.'Yeah,Ray. I know it's had to believe six months ago I was a nun.'

2.As a father, Bill liked to give his daughter some wide latitude. But even he had a problem with her dance squad pictures.

3.Knowing her parents would be pissed at her low grade in Chemistry. Selena decided to 'turn on the charm' with her Professor.

4.When she woke up the following morning.Kelly finally had to admit she had a drinking problem.

Humpty Dumoty Hump Day Humor...I hope it cracks you up.
 

1. The Captain warned us these waters would be occupied by very aggressive Sirens...
2. "We're Sergeant Pepper's Lonely Piss Pott Band...we hope you will enjoy the show...Sergeant Pepper's Lonely Piss Pott Band...sit back and let the urine flow."
3. "Bras? I don't need no stinkin' bras...these babies stand up all by themselves!" (Pride comes just before a fall...or a sag.)
4. When the lights went on she discovered she wasn't sucking off her boyfriend after all. ( Father Murphy was a very sneaky soul.)
5. "Yes, Dear...just as soon as your father finishes his business I'll make breakfast." ( If this is part of YOUR childhood memories...no wonder you're kinda screwed up)
6. If Bill Clinton came back here as "First Dude" do you think he could resist?
7. Jeff may be blind...but his sense of smell is very keen.
8. "Jenny...I gotta call you back. Something just came up." (Yeah...that's lazy caption writing...but tough shit.)
9. At least old Smokey died happy.
10. I saw this pic and immediately wondered if Rodney Dangerfield had a daughter...(He still gets no respect.)

It's OK.
Fox it just trying to be funny. But the funny part is not coming across in Google Translate. You are with friends here.

I'd like to meet her ......
 

i'd like to meet her..... she could keep me going all night with them funny faces

12:03 in the afternoon
 

At any particular moment.Many things are happening.

1.'Ok,I'll tell you. I'm operating my own voyeur-porn website.Did you really think I was making this much money working as a secretary?'

2.'No.Honey.This isn't a costume. I'm actually working as a hooker.'

3.'I don't think you Dad's gonna buy the idea we came up here to study.'

4.'Yes,Mam.I get the idea.You want extra cream for your coffee.'

Summer yeahhh

TV Shows We'd Like To See
 

A sampling of the new fall line-up. We wish..