Columbus Day Brides
 

BEWARE OF THAT UNDERWEAR DUST!!!!!!

One evening a husband, thinking he was being funny, said to his wife, 'Perhaps we should start washing your clothes in 'Slim Fast'. Maybe it would take a few inches off of your butt!'

His wife was not amused, and decided that she simply couldn't let such a comment go unrewarded.

The next morning the husband took a pair of underwear out of his drawer. 'What the heck is this?' he said to himself as a little 'dust' cloud appeared when he shook them out.

'April', he hollered into the bathroom, 'Why did you put talcum powder in my underwear?'

She replied with a snicker. 'It's not talcum powder; it's 'Miracle Grow'!!!!! !

Hopefully a new find. A complete fluke, the first photo was found in this album of 764 wedding day pics!

Bride NN in bra
 

I haven't seen this huge hootered tit-fuck-doll posted yet.

That multi post
 

Is freaking amazing! Thanks osreb.

shy bride strips for us
 

A young couple, married just a couple weeks, returns from their honeymoon to face the beginning of their new lives. The next morning the husband wakes up, showers, dresses and makes his way to the kitchen where he sees his new wife crying.

So the husband inquires, "What's wrong Honey?"

"Well, I came down here this morning to surprise you with a big breakfast but I can't cook or clean."

The husband smiles his biggest smile and says, "There, there sweetie! I don't care that you can't cook and clean. Come on up to the bedroom and I'll show you what I'd like for breakfast."

So, off they went to the bedroom.

That afternoon, the husband comes home for lunch to find his new wife crying again in the kitchen.

"What's wrong now, Sweetie?"

"Well, the same thing as this morning. I came in here to make you something for lunch and I just can't cook."

Again, the husband smiles and says, "Why don't you come back up to the bedroom and I'll have my lunch there!"

So, off they went to the bedroom again.

That evening the new husband comes home, walks in the house and sees his new bride sliding down the banister of the stairs naked. Up she runs, and WHOOSH down the banister, again.

After the third trip the husband asks, "What the heck are you doing honey?"

To which the new bride replies, "Warming up your supper!"

shy bride
 

with lots of covered nudity pics while on her honeymoon.

amazing find!
 

sorry if a repost, but just found this on picasa. enjoy!
loads more here: http://picasaweb.google.com/placecha...SYLVAINETBEA1#

It was just posted on the last page: https://forum.oneclickchicks.com/show...=63221&page=56. However, your pics are bigger.

edit: Here's a ZIP of all of the full size pics of her topless. I skipped some from the album where she wasn't featured prominently or was half out of frame, but all of the pics where you can see her nipples, or all of her breasts except for the nipples, are here.

Enjoy and Thanks to belko for the link.

Fango

Her bridesmaid!
 

It's too bad that hottie bridesmaid in the floral dress didn't show any skin. I bet she's naked on the 'net somewhere!

DD

another bride shows us her stuff.
 

Wedding Etiquette For Rednecks

Here are the wedding etiquette tips for rednecks:

- “Livestock usually is a poor choice for a wedding gift.
- Is it okay to bring a date to a wedding? Not if you are the groom.
- When dancing, never remove undergarments; no matter how hot it is.
- Kissing the bride for more than 5 seconds may get you cut.
- A bridal veil made of window screen is not only cost-effective, but also a proven fly deterrent.
- For the groom, at least rent a tux. A leisure suit with a cummerbund and a clean bowling shirt can create a nice appearance. Though uncomfortable, say yes to socks and shoes for this special occasion.”

Even the sections that are not specific to wedding etiquette can apply to weddings.
For example; “A centerpiece for the table should never be anything prepared by a taxidermist”.