Originally Posted by delta69 (Post 1352862)

One of my wife's favorite songs is Pontoon by Little Big Town. So she picked up last night watching the Country Music Awards that "motor boating" has a meaning other than the obvious. Sure enough (and thanks to the internet) I find that it does. Basically one puts one face between a nice couple of fun bags (pontoons?) and makes slobbery, loose-lip, motor boat sounds. I've done this occasionally in complete ignorance of the name. See http://vimeo.com/32558339, (a perfectly G rated video) to sort of see it done. Now, all we need are some videos or pics of this particular activity which are more appropriate to our mature tastes.

(I've done this with my face between the ass cheeks, too. But for all I know, that has a different name.)

Originally Posted by dognheat (Post 1350523)

Frosty Walrus: After cumming in your partner's mouth or directly into her nose, you punch her stomach or karate chop her throat to make the cum shoot out of her nose.

My wife likes rough play. I told her I was going to give her a frosty walrus tonight. I think it will take some control to pump my load into her nostrils. I'll have to get her in the girl guide position. It will be awesome when I slap her ass and make the cum shoot back out all over her upper lip.

Sarah didn't know what the hell happened until I cheered "Yeah, Frosty Walrus! Mother Fucker!" She smirked an flipped me off right when I snapped this photo of my achievement.

Originally Posted by dognheat (Post 599910)

Shocker: The act of inserting two fingers into the vagina (normally the index and middle fingers), and one (without warning) into the anus (normally the pinky finger).

Also known as:

2 in the pink, 1 in the stink;
two in the grass, one in the ass;
two in the sl*t, one in the butt;
two in the coot, one in the boot;
going to town with one in the brown;
Two in the beaver, one where food leaves her;
Two in the bird, one in the turd;
Two in the bow, one in the stern;
Two in the Bush, one in the Cheney;
Two in the bush, one in the tush;
Two in the cat, one in the shat;
Two in the cheese, one in the whiz;
Two in the chink, one in the sphinc;
Two in the coin slot, one in the balloon knot;
Two in the condom muncher, one in the donkey puncher;:)
Two in the cootie, one in the booty;
Two in the creamer, one in the steamer;
Two in the curtains, one in the hurtin's;:p
Two in the dream, one in the scream;:eek:
Two in the grass, one in the ass;
Two in the grassy knoll, one in the assy hole;
Two in the hoo-ha, one in the booya;
Two in the hoo hoo, one in the poo poo;
Two in the meat, one in the seat;
Two in the one, one in the two;
Two in the paris, one in the hilton;
Two in the pumper, one in the dumper;
Two in the puss, one in the boot;
Two in the slime, one in the crime;
Two in the snail, one in the tail; (I guess this IS what the kids are calling it, Fango!)
Two in the sn*tch, one up the hatch;
Two in the snapper, one in the crapper;
Two in the snapper, one in the starfish;.
Two in the squirt, one in the dirt.
Two in the super, one in the pooper;
Two in the taint, one in the ain't;
Two in the wh*r*, one in the backdoor;
Two in the winker, one in the sphincter;
Two in the womb, one in the tomb;
Two where they're born, one where there's corn; :rolleyes:
Two where she humps, one where she dumps.;
Two where she menstruates, one where she defecates; :(
Two in the baby maker, one in the brownie baker.

The shocker is frequently thrown, but rarely shown.

NEAL:My wife would shoot me if I gave her surprise buttsecks.
Bob: Have you warmed her up with the shocker?

Originally Posted by wolf86 (Post 1669034)

Dog, this thread is awesome, I just spent the last hour going through the whole thing. And here are close relatives to the shocker:

The Teaser- One in the pink

The Pleaser- Two in the pink

The Shocker- Two in the pink, one in the stink

The Spocker- Two in the pink, two in the stink

If the shocker don't rock her, Spocker

The Rocker- Three in the pink, one in the stink

The Show Stopper- One in the pink, three in the stink

The Mini van- Two in the front, five in the back:eek:

Originally Posted by dognheat (Post 1669055)

These are awesome. :D I love "the minivan"

Thanks for contributing and making me smile!

Originally Posted by annacondom (Post 634512)

Originally Posted by dognheat (Post 556637)

Beaver Saddle: Occurs when a female saddles up and rides a man's (or woman's) face.

My cheeks are chapped and my ears are chafed because my wife used my head as her beaver saddle last night!

Originally Posted by dognheat (Post 593829)

Sexretary: A woman hired for secretarial work who lacks the ability or initiative for administrative work, but compensates for her deficiencies by wearing sexy clothing and providing attendant perks to executives.

Laura gets about three out of ten basic filing and copying tasks done properly each day. When I called her into my office to discuss her performance, she gave me a review of her assets, and so I gave her a raise.


Acme incorporated had to fire Jamie because she had sex with the phone and answered my dick. There isn't room in the budget for someone who shows incompetence as a secretary and a sexretary.

Originally Posted by undies (Post 2935422)

"Letting the twins out for a run" - Australian slang for exposing breasts outside.

CLICK - It's a GIF.

Originally Posted by dognheat (Post 584587)

Diddle: female masturbation done only with the fingers

After Tom Brady gave me a mammograph, I immediately snuck into a janitor's closet to diddle.

Father, forgive me for my sins, for this week I diddled 16 times, and I took great pleasure in fingering my ass too.



21 Scrum-diddly-icious pictures in the attached ZIP.

Originally Posted by undies (Post 2953666)

"Little Miss Pissy Pants" - Aussie expression for a lady who has peed her panties or has a urine odour.

BTW, I thought this was great idea for a thread. I'm really surprised it hasn't gone gangbusters.
(Gangbusters: outstandingly excellent or successful)

CLICK - It's a GIF.

Originally Posted by Freda_1962 (Post 2953676)

Around here, the term describes a girl who is pissy towards others. Midwest slang, gotta love it.

Originally Posted by undies (Post 2953680)

"Population Paste" - Semen.
eg. "He gave her a healthy dose of population paste"

CLICK and watch Santa cum on Brigitte's breast.

Originally Posted by undies (Post 2953680)

"Population Paste" - Semen.
eg. "He gave her a healthy dose of population paste"

CLICK and watch Santa cum on Brigitte's breast.