So Mr Olowinski, you say that this hardharryboy69 who you met on the net...this friend as you call him....promised you he would never repost your wife. I only have one question for you: HOW STUPID CAN YOU BE?

On the one hand Mrs Spataforra was happy her husband was working. On the other, she found it embarrassing that he was so greasy that he would lubricate crankcases at the Jiffy Lube by dripping his hair into the engine!

So Mr Rockne, let me see if I have this straight. You posted these in revenge because you thought your wife was having an affair. Then your wife found out she was on the net and in revenge had an affair. Somehow, I think your wife got the better end of that deal.

I can find no evidence in these photos that Mr Hommes is gay. ... Oh wait. ... You say the organ in the photos belongs to the wedding photographer? ...Well, gay or not, Mr Hommes needs out of THIS marriage!

171 is gorgeous. i'm very jealous--and horny.

I've never understood all this swinging. If a 4 marries an 8, it seems poor policy to introduce multiple 7, 8s and 9s to the mix. Still that is the path Mr Warren chose. Mrs Warren, the 8 in question, soon met a 7, one Jane, and the rest is history. For the sake of a few romps in the hay with Jane and Mrs Warren, Mr Warren is now left to go steady with his fist. Alas. The divorce is granted.

The testimony is all very confusing, in part because the accents of the couple are so thick. If I understand it aright, Mr Fukowa is an engineer in Toho Laboratories. His team was successful in creating a giant insect, which they cleverly named Mothra. Needless to say, the insect got loose. Mr Fukowa then had an idea to create something that could fly to eat Mothra, hence Rodan. The failure of this scheme then led to a chain of experimental creatures of giant size, including a turtle that flies and can shoot death rays, a huge lizard named Godzilla of all things, his friend Godzuki, a caterpillar the size of the Queen Mary, and on and on. At one point, at team of aliens from another galaxy arrived in the mix. Mr Fukowa, who claims to the Prince of Outer Space, allied himself with miniature twin females to defeat the monsters and the aliens, unfortunately at the expense of Tokyo, Kyoto, Yokohama, and Hoboken, New Jersey. Mrs Fukowa claims that she lost love for her husband because during the crisis he never let her do anything but gasp, scream and faint, all the while running about hither and yon from caves to collapsing bridges and electrical plants. Something like that anyway. Or maybe Dr Fu Man Chu had a hand in it somewhere. Anyway, I find that she is entitled to alimony.

This case has a sad, if all too familiar, story. Mrs Cortez had a rather public affair with the local grocer. Mr Cortez, finding her in the arms of her lover behind the meat counter, was justifiably upset. However, Mrs Cortez was at pains to describe in graphic detail the numerous reasons she engaged in the affair, all of which boil down to it being Mr Cortez's fault. Mr Cortez accepted this (although why is anyone's guess). Sometime later, Mr Cortez found that he was aroused by Mrs Cortez's behavior, so he suggested that she engage in sex with a friend of his while he watched. Mrs Cortez refused in the most strident and offensive tones. So in a nutshell, Mrs Cortez had sex with another man and then became upset when Mr Cortez suggested that she have sex with another man!?! I grant Mr Cortez (first name Lucky) a divorce. Although none of the parties raised the issue, I am also sending Mrs Cortez to jail for thirty days. It may not solve anyone's problems, but it certainly makes me feel good!

I think you are entitled to a divorce Mrs Howard, but after reviewing the photographic evidence I must say that I think I should spend some time questioning your two witnesses in private. They are your sisters, you say? Yes I do think that would be a good idea!

I must deny the annulment based on disease. I have looked at the evidence - and counsel, thank you for the sharply focused close ups - and find that Mrs Besser does not in fact have the mange, but is simply in need of a new razor!

While Mrs Fyodovna was thrilled with her honeymoon, especially since she got to take her best friend Olga, the bloom came off the rose when the couple returned to Omsk, and Mrs Fyodovna settled into her life as the wife of the head jailer at the local political prison. However, the transfer to Outer Mongolia proved to be too much.

It seems that while Mr De Rieta was experiencing the empty nest syndrome, his wife was ensuring that her nest was never empty for long!

This is without a doubt the best thread I have seen in some time....


Thanks for taking the time to put together this outstanding thread!

In an unbelievably freak accident, Mrs Cohan coated her husband's penis not with peppermint extract but with super glue. The aftermath beggars description, but putting it mildly, it was spectacular. Mrs Cohan ended up blowing out both eardrums. Mr Cohan's suffering and humiliation must go unrepeated. Frankly, I had trouble believing the story until I saw the photograph of the exact moment when Mrs Cohan realized her mistake.

This has become one of the best threads on here. Thanks, and hope there`s plenty more!

Mrs Finn says she hated oral sex. Based on the photos, she must be the most consummate actress since Sarah Bernhardt. If there was an Olympic gold medal event for fellatio, she would be in contention.

Mrs Finley was attempting to break into the porn industry, so she had her breasts enlarged. Someone should have explained the dangers, but apparently no one did. Mrs Finley was wading in the ocean off La Jolla when a freak wave swept her out to sea. Buoyed by her breasts, she was in no danger, but could not over come the Japanese Current. Spotted by a Navy attack squadron, her breasts were mistaken for two floating targets. One can only conjecture the look on Mrs Finley's face when the Hellfire missiles closed in for the kill. The annulment based on abandonment is granted.

Mrs Yanke was the perfect wife - intelligent, good looking, a good housekeeper and a model mother. Also, the photographs disclose that she would do ANYTHING. Still, that apparently wasn't good enough for Mr Yanke. The annulment based on bigamy is granted. Some people just don't get it!

Thanks for continuing to add more, I hope this thread never stops growing! It's great!

Any more of Mrs Cohan??
 

I had seen a bunch posted on Flickr last year but it's been awhile. Or where here to find her?

Bob
 

You got all the unblurred I got.

The Monahans were a happy couple that had a secret fetish. Without going into graphic detail, they liked to lick food off each other's nether regions. This seemed a harmless game, beginning with such pedestrian fare as whipped cream. One night, Mr Monahan decided they would eat Oriental. Things began well, as she spread the duck sauce and he the sweet and sour. I find however that things took a wicked turn when Mr Monahan slathered his wife's labia and clitoris with Chinese mustard! The divorce based upon extreme cruelty is granted.

The newlyweds were doing well. However, Mr Castro one day made a cardinal error. He responded truthfully when his wife wanted to know, "if this outfit makes me look fat?" Could the end not be far behind?

I don't think it will be possible for anyone to top this thread!!

I had a lot :eek:of fun with this thread. thanks for all your Hard work!

thanks a million
 

one of the most interesting threads ive read in a very very long time

thanks a lot for all the "comments" from the judges, hate to be in their place

hopefully we have more updates sooon


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A really great thread ! Thanks a lot ! :cool:

Mr Black apparently convinced his wife to try swinging. After being introduced to two men only identified to this court as Tyrone and Herbert, Mrs Black began to refer to her husband as mini-meek! Needless to say, this was a bad sign.

Mr Shapiro met his wife Ecstasy at a trade show in Lebanon, where he was purveying women's undergarments for Bloomingdales. That she immediately wanted to marry him and move to Scarsdale seemed too good to be true. It turns out he was right. Things went smoothly for about three weeks until one night over dinner at the Chuckwagon Mrs Shapiro was arrested by agents of the Mossad!

Mr and Mrs Goldfarb met in Acapulco. After a whirlwind courtship, they married. Mrs Goldfarb followed her new husband to Oshkosh. Then they sobered up.

So let me see if I get this straight, Mr Balinski. Your wife speaks little English so she never talks much. She is a nymphomaniac. And she works in her father's liquor store. Yet you want your freedom? I've heard the expression about the grass always being greener on the other side of the hill, but this is ridiculous!

Mr McGillicuddy says that his wife never wants to do anything but hang out with her friends. After reviewing the evidence I can see why!

On the one hand, Mr Jogensen is the bass player for the famous rock group Smashing Nine Inch Kids In Sync On The Block. However, Mrs Jorgensen does have a point when she says he looks rather like a bridge troll!

This case reminds me of the story where Groucho Marx once said that he would never belong to a club that would have him as a member. In this matter, Mr Gingrich convinced his wife to suck his penis in public. Now he can't reconcile himself to the fact that he is married to a woman who would suck his penis in public!

Mr and Mrs Finlayson were having a heated argument one night, and Mr Finlayson demanded to know if there was any person in New Jersey that his wife had NOT slept with. This led to the formation of a complicated scheme for the couple to have sex with the first 1000 people in the Jersey City phone book. The plan was well underway until the children found the photographs. This is the first case I have had where children want to divorce their parents!

Excellent thread!
 

I love this thread! Wonderful amateur pics with highly entertaining judgements!

This is one of the most entertaining threads on here.

I lived in Oshkosh and I've got news for you: Nobody in Oshkosh is sober.

This is hillarious! Thanks!!

Thank you so much ! All these sets are great !