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Great pictures (as usual), Helen, but I wonder where you found them? I try to find pictures like these, but I don't find much of them..

Hi Hans!

Try googling Seakingsfemfight. You will be able to access a terrific site that will provide you with lots of catfight stories and pics. Happy hunting.

Love

Helen

Hi to all!

it's the most interesting thread on this forum! I always imagine myself losing a catfight not because i don't have enough strength but for the lack of courage.

Does anybody like fights between a well dressed and casually dressed women and the formers loses it and get stripped and humiliated?

yes
 

i do :):):):)

Me too! It would have been great if you wanted to contribute to this thread with some stories!

Well dressed to nude and humiliated.
 

Doesn't everybody?

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And now, per Hans' request:

Elizabeth Hurley vs. Diane Kruger
By Cigar

Diane Kruger screamed at the top of her lungs as cruel Elizabeth Hurley inserted two slim fingers up the blond’s sore rectum and sharp-nailed thumb into the poor woman’s aching vagina.

German-born Kruger could not believe the humiliation she was enduring in front of 3,000 excited fans at the London Arena as brunette British babe Hurley masterfuly had stripped and dominated her.

Hurley, her fashionable one-piece black suimsuit securely clinging to her curvacious body, laughed in delight as she tortured the naked blond in the dreaded bowling ball claw hold.

Kruger, on her stomach and pinned under Hurley’s shapely ass could only look back and see the soles of Hurley’s size 9 ½ feet, and even those were covered with a pair of dancer’s thong-style leather shoes that left the heels, arches and toes nude but covered the balls of her feet.

How Kruger wished she had even that little bit of matrial to cover her most intimate parts that for the past 10 minutes had been on display for the cream of British society to enjoy. Fortunately for Kruger no cameras were allowed in the arena to record the humiliating scenario.

But why? Why, wondered Kruger, had Hurley gone so far to humiliate her and destroy her? They had no prior feud. And except for the fact that both women had started their entertainment careers with a mutual desire to be ballerinas, they had nothing else in common.

So why was Hurley’s blood-red-tipped fingernails now digging into Kruger’s most prviate of exposed areas, which was sure to leave deep physical and emotional scars? What did Hurley have to gain by going so far to embarrass Kruger?

Perhaps it is best to start at the beginning.

The wrestling card was the brainchild of Hurley as a fundraiser for her favorite charity, the Save the Children Foundation, of which she had longed to be its president.

Every two years, the organization put on a major sports themed charity event as its biggest fundraiser. Two years ago, the German tandem of Heidi Klum, Claudia Schiffer and Kruger had coordinated a major celebrity softball game in Dallas, Texas, that raised a record $1.2 million. Later, that success helped get the three Germans elected president, vice president and treasurer of the organization.

In 2004, supermodel/volleyball player Gabriel Reece put on a celebrity volleyball tournament in Los Angeles, Calif., that raised a then-record $1 million and got her and fellow volleyballers Misty May and Kerri Walsh elected to the organization’s three top posts.

Now it was Hurley’s turn to work with her friends British actress Catherine Zeta Jones and Aussie supermodel Elle MacPherson to put on the big fundraiser and hopefully break the donations record and sweep the three into the top two-year posts.

Hurley considered several sports including field hockey, basketball, soccer and even another softball game. But she got the idea for a card of wrestling matches after watching a WWE pay-per-view event and saw how the fans went wild over two ring divas in action.

“If the fans fill the arena and go gaga over two relatively unknown ladies grappling, imagine what they will do to see some big named stars go at it,” Hurley said pitching the idea to Catherine and Elle.

“And if a breast or two accidentally pops out of a bra during the scuffle, so much better for stimulating donations into the collection baskets between matches!”

“I don’t know,” Elle said. “It’s a bit radical, don’t you think? It’s hard enough to get some of the ladies excited about playing softball or volleyball. We had to cancel the American football game in 2002 and replace it with a track meet because of a lack of sign-ups.

“I can tell you right now there are a lot of women celebrities who flat out won’t wrestle or participate in any type of contact sports.”

Hurley argued that there is a lot of rivalry in Hollywood and that there are a number of women who would love to dig their claws into a bitter rival. And the fact that it is all for a good cause will secure their participation.

Catherine and Elle reluctantly agreed and the three presented their sports charity fundraiser idea to Heidi, Claudia and Kruger, who surprisingly said they thought a wrestling card was a great idea.

Hurley was perplexed. She was sure she would have had a fight on her hands getting the German trio to agree to anything, given that they really did not want Hurley’s fundraiser to break their record.

Also, the three incumbants desired a second term in office. They certainly did not need Hurley’s popularity to grow to pose a threat to their re-election.

Later, Claudia and Heidi laughed in private over Hurley’s wrestling idea, calling it a farce.

“Poor Limey b*tch, she is going to fall flat on her face,” Heidi chuckled. “She’s going to have a real tough time
finding women celebs who will wrestle. I certainly am not going to put my beautiful face and career on the line to participate in it. She’s nuts.”

“I won’t either, but it will look bad if none of us office-holders participate,” Claudia said. “It will look like we are trying to make it so Liz fails. Other members may even think we are trying to deliberatly sabotage the event – which we are trying to do, right?

“Of course we are,” Heidi, said. “But you are right, we can’t make it look like we are. Let’s have Diane represent the board and wrestle. She’s a good sport and, unlike us supermodels, she can still get work in movies with a few bruises on her body.”

“And, better yet, let’s have Diane wrestle Liz Hurley!” Claudia suggested. “Liz will have to accept if she is going to convince other women to wrestle. If she refuses no one else will participate.

“And Liz will have to train so that will take time away from her efforts to sell tickets and properly organize the event. Even if Diane doesn’t beat Liz in the ring, you and I can jump Liz while she is naked in her dressing room shower after the match and give her a good beating!”

“Oh, yes, Claudia, that will be so much fun!” Heidi said with shoolgirl glee. “Liz will be so tired from her match with Diane to properly defend herself and we will destroy her. She will be too scared to even think of challenging us for our offices!”

End of Part 1

Below are face shots of Elizabeth Hurley and Diane Kruger:

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Hurley vs. Kruger Part 2

Sure enough, things began to go wrong for Liz from the start.

Liz wanted to put on the wrestling show in New York’s Madison Square Garden, but the liability insurance to protect so many famous actresses, singers and models from injury was just too great to hold it anywhere in the United States.

The fact that Kruger, on Claudia’s instructions, provided inaccurate financial information on the insurance application forms also helped spike the chances of the event winding up in any major U.S. city.

Liz had to turn to her homeland where the insurance and restrictions were much lower (and where Claudia and Heidi had no clout to stop it.)

Liz and her friends managed to sell all 3,000 seats at $200 a ticket to raise the initial $600,000 gate.

But, as Hurley had learned in years past, the real money was not in ticket sales, but rather in the hundreds of thousands of dollars raised at the event by fans throwing money onto the playing field in appreciation of the competition or after meeting their favorite celbrities after the event.

Hurley knew she would have to more than double the gate in event-day donations to break the record, and that was going to be difficult. No one had ever done that in the five previous bi-annual sporting challenges.

Also, Hurley had a string of bad luck with key matches falling through.

Her original big main event was going to be the current Mrs. Brad Pitt, Angelina Jolie against the former Mrs. Brad Pitt, Jennifer Aniston. But a week after the match was announced, causing ticket sales to soar, Aniston mysteriously pulled out, saying she had another engagement.

The fact that Claudia and Heidi had met with the former “Friends” star and presented Aniston with a huge check for her own favorite charity had to have played a role in Jennifer pulling out of a match she so desperately wanted with the husband-stealing tramp.

Also, Liz could not even get the young hot stars like Brittany Spears, Lindsay Lohan, Jessica Simpson, etc., to return her phone calls.

Unbeknown to Liz, Heidi and Claudia had contacted nearly all of the hot younger stars and warned the little princesses that they were being setup by Liz for beatings at the hands of older, jealous women stars.

Liz then turned to a number of veteran celebrities and was able to put together an impressive card of 10 matches – two tagteam encounters and eight one-on-one battles.

To a woman, each celebrity agreed to do the event as long as there would be no cameras present to record action that could later be used to humiliate them.

The paparazzi were thwarted at the gate and cell phones and other spy photography devices were confiscated in the lobby by private security officers and Bobbies using electronic searching devices.

To Liz’s disappointment, a number of the matches turned out not to be as sexy as she imagined they would be. In fact, some were friendly encounters with a lot of giggling, missed spots and goofing off.

In the opening match, modern-day Charlie’s Angels Cameron Diaz and Drew Barrymore won a close scientific encounter against Sex and the City stars Kim Cattrall, a native Brit, and Sarah Jessica Parker.

All four girls hugged at the end of the supposed grudge match and the audience politely applauded. No money was thrown into the ring and the collection plates after the match were just about empty.

In an effort to avoid losing her audience’s intrest early on, Liz moved up one of the bigger matches, Uma Thurman vs. Darryl Hannah, who were reprising their exciting karate bout from “Kill Bill Vol. 2.” Hannah even wore the eyepatch she had worn in the film.

But the fight was nowhere near as exciting as the movie without the Hollywood special effects and cutting techniques.

Each actress missed kicks and botched other maneuvers and laughed about it as fans booed. Thurman won the uninspiring contest and then drew a laugh from the crowd when she seemingly pulled out Hannah’s one good eye – actually a chocolate ball – and ate it.

Hannah and Thurman then walked out of the ring arm-and-arm laughing. The audience applauded politely. Again, no money was thrown and the collection plates were practically bare.

Hurley was about to pull out her hair over how bad things were going.

The first two matches were nowhere near titilating. So, again Hurley moved up one of her later big matches, hoping that black supermodel Tyra Banks and Hurley’s close friend blond actress Gweneth Paltrow would rip each other apart.

Banks won the match easily. But just like on her touchy-feely women’s empowerment talk show, Tyra refused to degrade Paltrow. Instead, Banks raised Paltrow’s arm after the match and encouraged the crowd to validate Paltrow’s feelings so she did not feel bad about losing.

“Bloody hell!” Hurley shouted after watching that love fest of sugary sportsmanship that again left the collection plates almost mpty. For the first time Liz admitted to MacPherson and Zeta Jones that they may be in real trouble for what was turning into a real dog of a promotion.

Meanwhile, watching from the dressing room area was Claudia Schiffer and Heidi Klum, delighting in their rivals’ pending failure.

“I knew this would be a big bust,” Claudia said. “By the sixth bout this crowd will be pouring out of here like a bloody nose.”

“Yeah, Liz is really going to have to eat shit over this one!” Klum laughed. “Speaking of busts, I got dibs on Liz’s nipples after her fight. You can relieve her of her crotch hairs when we get our hands on her.”

The next match featured two vetrean Hollywood actresses Jamie Lee Curtis and Meg Ryan who took their wrestling work as seriously as their acting. Both had trained real hard and learned how to wrestle properly.

They put on a pretty terrific performance before Curtis eeked out a victory in a clean, well scripted match.
Although both women shook hands at the end, the crowd threw a few dollars into the ring over the superb 15-minute match that featured a lot of holds and a lot of heart on the part of both grapplers. Also, the collection plates were a little fuller than for previous matches.

The same thing happened when Jolie beat Kim Basinger in a one-sided but still well performed fifth match. Basinger really sold her part and put over Angelina big time. And while no clothing was lost, the fans were beginning to get into the spirit of the show.

End of Part 2

Here are Elizabeth Hurley and Diane Kruger in evening gowns:

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Hurley vs. Kruger Part 3

In the sixth match, an old-timers event, singer/actress Cher defeated her good friend actress Susan Sarandon, again in a match where both women were well prepared for the action and even did a good job pretending they hated each other.

There was no handshake at the end as both women stayed in character and the collection buckets were even fuller than in the previous matches.

In the seventh match, Playboy products Pamela Anderson and Cindy Crawford teamed up to defeat good friend actresses Laura Dern and Mary Steenburgen. The fans went wild as Anderson wrestled in a next-to-nothing bikini and high heels.

It was amazing that Anderson did not wind up naked and emerged victorious in a bout that ended with the crowd tossing hundred dollar bill donations into the ring and filling the collection baskets as they cheered on Anderson and her near nakedness.

Liz, Catherine and Elle commented to each other how Anderson’s bare skin really excited the crowd and that it would be great if they could get more skin from the participants in the remaining matches.

Still, at that point in the card, Liz’s gals had collected less than $100,000, leaving them with just $700,000 in proceeds – $500,000 short of their goal.

A disappointed Liz told her friends she had to go to her changing room and get dressed and warmed up for her main event match with Diane Kruger.

“There is no way they are going to break the record now – not with many of their best matches over,” Claudia said to Heidi.

“With only three matches left, there is no way Liz is going to raise a half a mil!” Heidi agreed as the two watched which private dressing room Liz went into to jump her later. “This is just not going to be Liz’s day!”

In the first semimain event, tall and slim redheaded actress Nicole Kidman dominated a much biggerv eteran “Red Sonja” star Brigitte Nielsen.

In her heyday, few women in the world could beat the Great Dane. But on this night, Gitte was well passed her prime and severely weakened from years of substance abuse.

She was losing the unscripted match really bad to the former Mrs. Tom Cruise.

Then, all of a sudden, Nielsen, who was obviously intoxicated, ripped off her own bikini top and challenged the Aussie to a bare-breast encounter.

Kidman was no fool. She kept her top on and proceeded to attack Nielsen’s inviting nude nipples, forcing the aging B movie queen to scream a quick surrender.

The crowd cheered its loudest over both the naked breasts and the nipple twisting attack on them. Wads of money flew into the ring and the collection plates were at their fullest. About $50,000 in donations came in after that bout alone.

In the second semimain event, white actress Sharon Stone and black star Halle Berry reprised their fantastic fight scene from the Batman movie with Berry portayed Catwoman. Berry even wore her black skintight leather Catwoman outfit for this match while Stone wore a snug white bodysuit.

Although no clothing was lost in the battle, the crowd went nuts when the two women threw caution to the wind and got into a real-life, knock-down, claws flailing catfight outside the ring about 15 minutes into the fight, resulting in a double count-out draw.

Another $50,000 was added to the kitty by the appreciative fans of that great contrast battle.

As the Stone-Berry bout was going on, Liz, Catherine and Elle met in Hurley’s dressing room to discuss strategy for the impossible task of raising $400,000 plus in the last match on the card.

“Well ladies, I guess I’ve let the side down,” a dejected Liz Hurley said.

“You know Liz, I noticed that the crowd was at its loudest and in its most giving mood when Pam Andrson wrestled nearly naked and when Gitte took off her top,” Catherine said.

“Are you saying that Liz should go out there and fight Diane naked?” Elle quipped.

“It’s not necessary for Liz to be nude if her opponent winds up that way,” Catherine responded.

“At this point I am so angry and so disapointed I would strip Diane just to get a pound of flesh,” Liz said. “But let’s say I do strip Diane. How is that going to help us raise more than $400,000?”

“Well,” said Catherine, “You can do a lot of things with and to a naked lady – things for which we could charge money. Keep in mind this is a crowd of very rich men and women who would love nothing more than a chance to do a famous actress.”

“That’s pimping and sexual assault!” Liz said, a cruel smile crossing her lips. “Let’s do it. I’ll bet that crowd will pay a fortune to screw Diane.

“One question, though, Claudia and Heidi will not let things go that far. They are sure to run in the ring and stop it. What do we do about that?”

Elle told Liz: “Don’t worry about that. We’ll take care of them. You just work over Diane real good.”
Liz shrugged her shoulders and said, “Even if we don’t get the donations record, we’ll at least give those damn krauts a run for their money!”

Diane Kruger, unaware of her fate, walked down the aisle in a powder blue robe and high heels. She was accompanied by Claudia and Heidi in street clothes. The British crowd bood loudly.

Elizabeth Hurley, wearing a flowing black robe with red trim, came down the aisle accompanied by Elle and Catherine, who also were in street clothes. The crowd roared for their countrywoman.

When they disrobed, Kruger was wearing a powder blue string bikini that nicely hugged her curves. She kicked off her heels to wrestle barefoot. Hurley wore the aforementioned black one piece suit with the tiny thong dancer shoes.

“And now ladies and gentlemen, our main event!” ring announcer and Aussie supermodel Rachel Hunter screamed into the mic.

“In the corner to my left, she hails from Hildesheim, Germany. She is 32 years old with blond hair and blue eyes. She stands 5 feet, 8½ inches tall or 174 centimeters. Her measurements are 33-23-35. She wears a size 6 dress and a size 8 shoe. She is the star of the movies “Troy,” “National Treasure” and “Wicker Park” – the pride of Germany: Diane Kruger!

Loud boos filled the stadium.

“In the corner to my right, she hails from Hampshire, England,” Hunter said, emphasizing the word England to a thunderous response from the audience.

“She is 43 years old with brown hair and blue eyes. She stands 5 feet, 10 inches or 178 centimeters. Her measurements are 34-24-34. She wears a size 4 dress and a size 9 ½ shoe. She is the star of many motion pictures, including “Aria,” “Passenger 57,” “The Spy Who Shagged Me” and “Bedazzled” – our hometown sweetheart: Elizabeth Hurley!”

Wild cheers filled the small, intimate arena.

Hunter then introduced to the audience the special guest referee for the match, American actress Brooke Shields.

End of Part 3

Some fun shots of Hurley and Kruger barefooted (what can I say, I have a foot fetish!)

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Hurley vs. Kruger Part 4

Brooke Shields called both women to the center of the ring to give her instructions as their seconds watched from the floor outside the ring.

There, Elle and Catherine were approached by Nicole Kidman, now in street clothes.

“Girls, after my match with Gitte, she came to my dressing room and told me something I think you should know,” the lanky redhead said. “She was drunk and crying and apologetic for taunting me to take off my top. But let me get to the point.

“She told me Claudia and Heidi had approached her to help them beat up Liz in Liz’s dressing room showers after Liz’s match. She said she turned them down and she was telling me about it so that I would alert you guys to stop it because she did not want to see Liz get hurt.”

Elle and Catherine thanked Nicole for the valuable information and asked her and Rachel Hunter, along with Hurley’s good friend Gweneth Paltrow, to hang around in case there was any trouble they could not handle themsleves.
Elle and Catherine watched Heidi and Claudia slyly sneak back to the dressing rooms as Liz and Diane returned to their neutral corners to await the bell to start their match.

“So that’s what those two tarts are up to,” Catherine said. “At least it won’t be hard to find them. Let’s go.”
Before the bell sounded, Liz took off from her corner. Diane turned around to face Liz just as the bell rang and was met by Hurley’s knee to her crotch.

“Arrrrrrrgggggg!” Diane moaned and doubled over as Liz gouged her right eye with her thumb.

“Yiiiiiiiiieeeeee!” Diane screamed rubbing her crotch with her right hand and her bruising eye with her left.

“Watch the rough stuff!” ref Brooke warned Liz, who ignored her.

Liz used a double leg trip to bring Diane to the canvas and got her in a spinning toe hold as Diane screamed in agony. The crowd chanted Liz’s name and cheered her on.

Meanwhile, in the dark in Liz’s dressing room, Claudia and Heidi crouched in wait.

“Sounds like from the crowd’s reaction Liz is beating Diane up – I’d hate to be in Diane’s position right now,” Claudia said.

“It doesn’t matter,” Heidi said. “In 12 minutes that match will be over and we’ll be alone with Liz to fix her ass real good. Even if Diane doesn’t do anything to weaken Liz, there is no way a naked, soaped up Liz will be able to defend herself against our onslought.”

Just then, the dressing room lights clicked on and, standing behind Claudia and Heidi were Catherine Zeta Jones and Elle MacPherson.

“I guess we’ll have to even those odds up a bit, won’t we?” Catherine said as the British gals laid into Claudia and Heidi.

Back in the ring, Liz was putting Diane through a series of full nelson/waist scissor keester bumps as the crowd counted along each time Diane’s arse slammed into the canvas.

During a series of arm drags and flying mares, Diane’s right foot accidentally struck referee Brooke in the temple and knocked her unconscious.

The match stopped for several seconds as a concerned Diane tried to help Brooke up.

Liz saw her golden opportunity to humiliate Diane, As Diane was bent over trying to get a groggy Brooke to her feet, Liz untied the back of Diane’s top and pulled the two strings on each side of her bikini bottom.

Both pieces fell to the canvas as Diane dropped Brooke, who hit her head on Diane’s knee and once again was out cold.

A shocked Diane placed one arm over her naked bosom and the other over her pussy and looked at Liz in terror. By that time, Liz was waving the two pieces of Diane’s bikini above her head as the crowd went wild.

In her birthday suit, Diane tried to make a run for it but got only one foot through the ropes when Liz caught her by her blond tresses and dragged her back to the center of the ring.

There, Liz landed several knees and kicks to Diane’s crotch and several punches to Diane’s boobs using the nipples as her bullseye.

Liz then body slammed Diane a couple of times and delivered two paralyzing knee drops to Liz’s pubic bone, causing Diane to temproarily lose consciousness.

Back in the dressing room, things were going just as bad for Claudia and Heidi and just as good for Catherine and Elle.

The British gals, still in their street clothes, had rendered the German women naked, forcing Claudia and Heidi to beg for mercy.

“Yeah, like the mercy you were going to show for Liz when you got her alone in the showers,” Elle said. “We heard your plot and now we are going to make you regret you conspired to attack Liz.”

Elle and Catherine tackled their naked rivals and tied the women’s arms and hands behind their backs with their own torn bras and panties.

Zeta Jones then went to the dressing room door and called out to a nearby Kidman who was watching the Hurley-Kruger match from outside her dressing room.

Catherine whisprered something to Nicole who headed for ringside, where Liz was continuing her number on Diane. Hurley was applying the bowling ball claw to her once again awake but devastated foe.

Kidman first reached under the ring apron and tossed some heavy duty rope into the ring per Catherine’s instructions.

Kidman then went into the ring and whispered to Liz that Catherine and Elle had things well under control with Claudia and Heidi in the dressing room area, causing a broad smile to cross Liz’s face.

Hurley and Kidman then hoisted Kruger to her feet by her hair. Each woman then grabbed a nipple and dragged Diane to the corner, hoisting her ass on to the second turnbuckle.

Kidman and Hurley then tied Kruger’s legs to the second ropes in a V-shape, totally exposing Kruger’s sn*tch to further abuse. Kidman and Hurley then secured Liz’s arms to the top ropes with the leftover cord, totally imobilizing Kruger.

Kidman then challenged Hurley to a punting contest. The two women took turns running across the ring and landing barefooted shots to Kruger’s exposed sex. Kruger’s screams were off the chart but were drowned out by the even louder roars of the crowd.

All that noise and referee Shields still was out like a light.

After seven kicks each, Kidman and Hurley shook hands calling their kicking contest a draw.

End of Part 4

Here Hurley has Kruger in the ring corner working over her nipples:

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Hurley vs. Kruger Part 5

Hurley and Kidman then untied Kruger’s right leg and placed it over her arm which was tied to the top rope. Liz then tied one end of the heavy cord to Kruger’s right ankle while Nicole secured the other end to the ring post.

The pair then untied Kruger’s left leg from the other second rope and made the actress stand tiptoe on the canvas with that one free leg. Kruger could not have been more spread eagled and ready for some adult fun with audience members.

Hurley then grabbed the mic from Rachel Hunter and addressed the crowd: “Is everybody enjoying themselves?”
The crowed roared its approval.

“Remember after this match is over to be extra generous because after all, this show is all for charity!” Hurley reminded the throng.

“None of this action tonight would have been possible without the inspiring leadership of our board members who were 100 prcent behind us all of the way! Allow me to first introduce our vice president, Claudia Schiffer!”

The crowd erupted once more as Cathrine Zeta Jones dragged a nude and bound Schiffer down the aisle by her nipples.

“Oh God no, don’t do this to me!” Claudia shouted as her bare feet skidded along the cold concrete floor to her destiny in the ring, where Catherine hurled her face down to the mat with her arse propped up in the air.

“And now,” Hurley said into the mic. “Let’s give a warm London welcome for our great organization’s president – I present to you in all her naked glory, Heidi Klum!”

Elle reached between Klum’s legs, grabbed a large handful of pubes and pulled the reluctant supermodel down the aisle, where she was laid on her back in the center of the ring.

“And now ladies and gentlemen, if you would line up at the ringposts with your checkbooks and cash in hand, you will get to have close personal contact with Diane, Claudia or Heidi!”

Men and women of means quickly lined up for the once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to do a big star.

Other celebs watched from the locker room and wondered whether to break it up before people started having their way with the three celebrity office holders of the Save the Children Foundation.

“This is all politics and we will all do well just to mind our own business unless any of us want to wind up like Claudia, Heidi or Diane,” Cher, the longtime voice of reason, said.

Many of the other gals agreed, got dressed quickly and made a hasty retreat from the arena so as not to get caught up in any potential scandal related to the card’s aftermath.

Pam Anderson and Cindy Crawford helped a groggy referee Shields back to her dressing room. A referee was not going to be of much use now.

In effect, Shields never rendered a verdict so the official result of the match was a no-contest draw, even though Kruger in no way felt she was part of an even-steven result.

At ringside, the sergeant in charge of the Bobbies met with the chief of the private security firm that was in charge of crowd control.

“Shouldn’t we move in and stop this Gov’ner?” The police sergeant asked.

“We were given instructions not to get involved in the matches because no matter how real it looked we were told that everything we saw in the ring was all part of the show,” the private security chief said. “We want to get paid tonight so we better follow the instructions we were given.”

“That’s amazing,” the police sergeant said. “What jolly good sports the German celebrities must be to give their very bodies to such a worthy cause. Let’s back off boys and let those fine ladies do their jobs.”

The British celebs began taking the fans’ cash and checks. For a minimum $2,000, each fan participant was given a donation recipt, a condom and five minutes with the lady of their choice.

Because Claudia was lying on her stomach, she naturally got most of the anal and doggie style trade. One gentleman did her with his trousers dangling on his ankles and his bowler hat securely on his head.

Diane, still tied to the turnbuckle, was primarily screwed by short guys and men who enjoyed doing it in the standing position.

Heidi, however, got the worst of it. She was simultaneously screwed by men and facesat by women.

When one woman complained that Heidi was not doing an adequate job, Elle stomped on Heidi’s breast with her bare size 11 ½ foot and said: “Slacker off again b*tch and I’ll bust both of your hooters!”

Red-faced, Heidi began slurping pussy with much greater enthusiasm and did not stop for fear of another breast stomping or worse.

One 75-year-old dowager lifted her ankle-length skirts and squatted on Heidi’s face. It was her first sexual encounter in 30 years. After four minutes, the old lady shouted: “I say, I’m arriving. I’m arriving. My God! I’m arrrrrrrrrrrrrrriving! Yes! Yes! Ohhhhh mother of God yes!”

Heidi revulsed at what she was being forced to do but fought back the urge to vomit because she knew full well that Liz and the others would force her to lap it up.

Those in the crowd who could not afford the $2,000 fee to “meet” one of the German ladies up close and personal, threw a couple hundred dollars into a basket so that they could remain in the arena and masturbate to the panoramic orgy of violence they were witnessing.

Those participants who did not get off after five minutes were pulled off by Liz or one of her celebrity friends and forced to go to the back of the line and pay another $2,000 if they wanted another shot at getting a nut.

The carnage ended hours later when the final patron was able to achieve an orgasm on what was his fifth try – at a total cost of $10,000 to him. It was money he long maintained was well spent.

For the most part, fans gladly left the small arena with their wallets a lot lighter but their lusty urges well satisfied.
When the last fan left, Nicole and Liz untied a spent Diane from the ropes and dragged her back to the lockers. Meanwhile Catherine rode an exhausted Claudia back up the aisle to the dressing rooms while Elle carried a wiped out Heidi over her shoulder also to the changing room.

There, Heidi, Diane and Claudia sat naked, bound and gagged on the cold showerroom floor while Liz, Catherine, Elle, Nicole, Gweneth and Rachel sipped champagne and anxiously awaited the final count of the money by the organizaion’s CPA firm.

End of Part 5

Hurley in a bikini:

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Hurley vs. Kruger Part 6 – Conclusion

After an hour, a gentleman came into Liz’s locker room and handed her a final tally sheet.
“Listen up girls,” Liz said. “The final count from tonight’s gate and fan donations total is $1.5 million – by far a new record!”

While Liz and her friends danced around with glee and congratualted one another, the irony was not lost on Heidi, whose heart sank over the news. In the end it was the action of Heidi’s mouth and privates that put her mortal enemies over the top in donations.

Heidi knew there was no way she could live long enough to ever forgive herself or her enemies for what had happened to her and her friends. If necessary, she would spend the rest of her life plotting her revenge against her attackers for that terrible humiliation.

Claudia and Diane had equal emotions. They only hoped that with that “good” news about the fund-raising record they would be untied, allowed to shower, get dressed and go home. No such luck.

“This calls for a real celebration ladies,” Liz souted. “Let’s break out the metal studded strap-on dildos and have a party with our German friends!”

Heidi sighed, resigned to the fact that the final humiliation she and her cohorts would endure that day would be the intense agony of having an eleven-inch, hard rubber fake cock covered with small sharp steel spikes ripping apart her now well tenderized womanhood and other orifices.

The next day, not surprisingly, Heidi Klum, Claudia Schiffer and Diane Kruger, all on crutches, in neck braces and wrappepd in bandages, were in the offices of their attorneys demanding that they push for criminal charges and to sue the pants off of their attackers.

But, after listening to the horrific details of the incident and giving the matter a great deal of thought, the lawyers advised the German celebrities against a lawsuit or anything that would draw further attention to the incident.

The lawyers cautioned that if they were to sue the actresses they would have no choice but to also sue the Save the Children Foundation – the official promoter of the event. A lawsuit, the lawyers said, likely would bankrupt the charitable organization they had worked so hard to build.

Also, while at least 3,000 people witnessed the ladies awful naked humiliation at the hands of their British rivals, it was limited exposure. A lawsuit, however, would reveal every gory detail of what had happened and would be printed in every newspaper in the world.

One attorney estimated that such publicity could result in Heidi and Claudia losing three fourths of their income in beauty endorsements while Diane would be lucky if she could get roles in anything better than B movie horror flicks.
Simply put, no one hires losers, they said.

And finally, the lawyers said, it was doubtful German citizens would win in the British court system, especially since a number of distinguished barristers and judges allegedly had taken part in the attacks on Heidi and her friends.

Besides, one lawyer said, “You ladies did several things to sabotage a children’s fuundraising event for your own personal gains. The public will not look favorably on that and will not support you or your lawsuit.”

Yet another lawyer said that because many people in the crowd had participated in a scandalous sex show at the end of the main event they likely would keep their mouths shut about what they saw or did for fear they could be arrested or sued.

Sure enough, most people kept what they saw or did to themselves. The handful of fools who bragged about their sexual conquest in bars and other gathering halls were dismissed as drunks with wild imaginations.

There was no video to support their improbable stories and many people felt there was no way security guards and cops would let something like what was described go that far.

The overall feelings among the general public was that it just could not have happened to the degree that a few fools claimed it did.

In the end, Heidi, Claudia and Diane, who all took tests that proved negative for HIV and other sexually transmitted diseases, were resigned to the realization they could not sue Liz and the others, bring down their own careers, ruin the organization and destroy the lives of others as well.

They could only hope for their wounds to heal and maybe one day get a chance to return the favor and destroy their rivals in a public setting.

Four months after the wrestling card fundraiser, Elle MacPherson defeated Diane Kruger for the treasury post, Catherine Zeta Jones beat Claudia Schiffer for the vice presidency and Liz Hurley topped Heidi Klum for the presdiency of the Save the Children Foundation.

Liz’s ticket gathered 95 percent of the votes in the landslide win.

Meanwhile, across the pond, Jennifer Aniston was still fuming over accepting Heidi and Claudia’s blood money and passing up a chance to get her claws on Angelina Jolie.

That day, in a posh New York bistro, she read aloud the results of the Save the Children’s Foundation elections as she enjoyed lunch with former “Friends” co- stars Courtney Cox-Arquette and Lisa Kudrow.

“You know ladies, I’d like to head the Save the Childen’s Foundation sports fundraiser two years from now, break the donations record and become president of the organization,” Aniston said.

“Hey gals, how are your kickboxing skills?”

End.

Kruger naked:

Magnificently done
 

and beautifully detailed. Feel I owe an effort in return and have an idea - a modified Pancrase match between bitter rivals Jenny McCarthy and Neve Campbell. Will get writing as soon as time permits. Fine job, Cigar, thanks

What can I say Cigie, brilliant as always. Your writing skills are clearly unmatched. Bravo.

This calls for an encore.

Love

Helen

CFNF Wrestling - Lisa Comshaw, etc.
 

The following are some more CFNF fight photos.

The first one is a recent shot posted by Womens World, a female wreslting vidfeo company out of Florida.

It is the ultimate shot of CFNF wrestling -- a victorious brunette in a bikini with her championshop belt across her shoulder, standing next to the match's referee, who also is wearing a white bikini. They are standing over a naked blond who either lost or championship belt or a challenge to the belt from the bikini'd brunette. I love the headband on the brunette. It's just a teriffic on-theme photo that says a thousand words about what had happened only minutes earlier.

As always, I encourage readers of this thread to enjoy and, if possible, share some of your experiences and photos. As one reader suggested I'd love to read their story about Neve Campbell vs. Jenny McCarthy. I was at one time a ig Jenny McCarthy fan, but her preachy tribulations about her son with autism has somewhat cooled me on her. So if she were to get hr ass kicked by the young star in a CFNF match that would be cool. I also could see Jenny defeating and stripping Neve naked. Either way it would be hot. Please write it and post it here.

Stories
 

Hi Guys!

Yes, lets hear others share their stories. Come on every one lets rock this thread. I'm sure each and every one of us has a story to tell.

Hey Ciggie, can you share the link to that academy site. Fpr the love of me, I just cannot access it via yahoo group search. HELP! ! !

Love

Helen

Cigar4U,

Do you know where that second to last pic comes from? I would love to know if there is a series of pics or a vid of that floating around. Nice posts!

CFNF Wrestling - Lisa Comshaw, etc.
 

Hi Ric:

The second photo from the bottom, like the first photo, are from Woman's World or womansworldwrestling.com. (That's funny. In all my prior posts I've been calling that company Women's World. My apologies.)

The photo is from one of the company's latest releases, SLV-977. It is a compilation tape of fights that end with a woman tied to a poll and beaten by other women.

While Woman's World is a leader in CFNF wrestling, as I have mentioned several times on this thread, I have to caution you that not all of their material is CFNF. The company also produces a lot of topless vs. topless and nude vs. nude, as well as the more standard bikini matches.

Just because the one photo depicts two clothed women beating a nude woman that does not mean the entire tape is CFNM. I believe there are three matches on this tape. You may want to inquire further before you purchase it.

The above website is free. Just click on the "videos" button and you will see one or two photos from each of the nearly 1,000 videos Woman's World has released.

Videos I have purchased and found to be quite good, at least as far as CFNF is concerned, are SLV-50, 90, 107, 130, 242 and 334.

Generally, I've found that any WW video featuring Jill Monroe, Rachel, Aziza, Angel Riptide (Orsini) or Candy have been quite good.

Good luck.

PS. If you like CFNF matches that end in bondage, here are some examples:

Thanks, Cigar! I have actually purchased a number of video downloads from womansworld. I especially like the "Winners and Losers" series, where a number of different humiliations are shown at the end of different matches. I will see if I can hunt down the vid that pic is from. Just to return the favor, there is a vid download you might be interested in on Ladyfist.com, where two bullies gang up on a "nerdy" girl. Unfortunately, there is no nudity, but at the end both the bullies "pants" the nerd, with applicable taunting thrown in. I find the video extremely hot. I don't think I'm allowed to post links yet(have to have a certain # of posts), but the name of the vid is "Failed Again", and it is down near the bottom of the video list.

Oops me thinks Ciggie did a Freudian slip. . .

CFNF Wrestling - Lisa Comshaw, etc.
 

What can I say, my passion for CFNF is equaled by my love of CFNM.

I try to be careful when I am posting on this thread to write CFNF but sometimes I make a mistake and don't catch it. I've done it a couple of times.

Hemo and I have corresponded privately about this. We both love CFNF. But while I also love CFNM she does not care for it. She, on the other hand, loves CMNF while that does little or nothing for me.

Out of curiosity -- and in a desperate attempt to draw some other readers to respond to this thread -- what do the rest of you think? In addition to CFNF wrestling, do you also like CFNM or CMNF wrestling either to watch or as a participant?

Let's hear from some of you who have not contributed in the past but have followed this thread through its many pages.

And now, for something everybody likes -- CFNF wrestling where the boobs and nipples are targeted (I like posting these type of photos because it makes Hemo grab her own breasts in pain just to watch! Cruel son-of-a-gun, ain't I?)

whats DT?

If you're referring to the DTwrestling site, it stands for Double Trouble(the production co.)

Sorry for my late answer!!

Cigar, your story about Diane Kruger vs. Liz Hurley was great! I'd give you an A++ if I were your teacher. That's my way to say that - I really liked it!

This thread is still my favourite. Please, don't let it die. And therefore, I have a request:

I just want a simple CFNF stripfight story. Not too long, but not two or three lines either. The reason that I request this, is that I hate to read my own stories. It's SO much better to read someone else's writings.

Links to story sites with stories within this subject would also be good!

I second that! ;)

Straight strip fight story
 

Yes! I second that too! Would love to read a good one-sided strip fight story where a woman,who is deserving of it, gets stripped naked in front of a big cheering crowd like on the beach or at a party.

CFNF Wrestling - Lisa Comshaw, etc.
 

Hi Sharon:

I agree, One of my favorite place for a one-sided CFNF stripfight is at the beach.

There is little that is more erotic than to see two women take on each other in simsuits and barefeet and one of them relieving the other of her swimsuit.

It is erotic enough to go to a place to be scantily clad, but for one such woman to lose her tiny bikini while her hated rival remains scantily clad emphasizes the losing gal's nakedness.

Here are some photos that inspire images of winners and losers of CFNF beach matches, though few of them are actual fights:

POSER catfight
 

Hey cigar thanks for the pics. I was wondering if anyone on this board who has poser could do a one-sided catfight scene on the beach or elsewhere. I don't have poser so it would be cool to see this I think.

I love the 5th photo. That's classic ENF -- totally naked in front of a bunch of fully clothed strangers.

Great idea! I don't have poser either, so I would appreciate if someone would do it.

Anyone?

CFNF Wrestling - Lisa Comshaw, etc.
 

Hi Sharon and Hans:

Thank you both for your input, but I have a different slant on this.

First of all, on this thread, anybody can post anything they want dealing with CFNF wrestling or fighting.

But why do you guys suggest Poser?

I understand a lot of people really love Poser drawings, but I don’t get it.

I think that even the best of Poser looks as fake as a photograph of two Barbie dolls fighting. Poser drawings do little for me, and I’m really addicted to this fetish!

As some followers of this thread know from my previous postings, I am into both CFNF wrestling and CFNM wrestling. The reason I bring this up is that while I have seen a ton of CFNM Poser wrestling material, I have seen so little CFNF Poser wrestling on the Internet.

In my travels on the Super Information Highway, I had an opportunity to correspond with a Brazilian woman who goes by the name of Stephanie Park. She is, in my opinion, by far, the best Poser artist on the Internet.

She specializes in CFNM wrestling and fighting. I don’t believe she has ever done any CFNF wrestling work. She obviously puts a lot of effort into her work and is quite prolific. She has four Fighting Femdom Yahoo groups and her Website is fightingfemdom.mylivepage.com.

The reason I mention her is because as excellent as her artwork is it can only be so adequate because, after all, she works in Poser, and Poser really sucks.

The characters in a Poser drawing are stiff and unlifelike. Their faces often are grotesque. Even nude, the figures often lack sex appeal.

To prove my point, I am posting below some of what I consider Stephanie’s best work. That is, her best work that, out of respect to fellow members of this message board, does not show male genitalia.

If you want to see Stephanie’s more graphic work that shows nude men with penises in every stage from flacid to fully erect – and drawings of them getting hit in the nude groin by their clothed female opponents – go to her Website, register and you can view hundreds of those images.

Although the work I am displaying indeed is off-topic for this thread, it is meant only for demonstration puposes to support my argument that Poser drawings – even the best -- are woefully inferior to actual photos or even professional lifelike cartoon drawings.

Again, my opinion is not a criticism of Stephanie’s fine work or the great effort she puts into her art, it is a comment on the subject of Poser in general. And, again, these are drawings I kind of like.

Although all of these drawings feature a nude man vs. a clothed woman you can use your imaginations to picture in your minds that the losing fighter is a naked gal.

If you disagree with me about Poser drawings, feel free to post your own opinon. Or better yet, if you’ve got them, post your favorite CFNF Poser drawings to this thread and let other readers judge for themselves whether Poser is great or stinks.

Different people, different opinions. I think Poser can be good, but not always. It's been a year since I discovered the world of Poser, and it didn't do anything for me at first. Then I stumbled over Morphy's work (like the Cyber-hell stories) and Emperor Comics on Yahoo, and I've liked it ever since. Real ENF/CFNF, even staged, are the best material by far, of course. Poser's kind of a stand-in for me, because the lack of real material on general ENF/CFNF on the web. That's my explanation of why I find it interesting.

When it comes to the CFNM genre, I'm not quite into it. As a heterosexual male, CFNF and ENF is my thing. Having said that, it's just me and my taste, and I don't criticize you or others for having a different taste than me. Then again, without differences, we wouldn't be able to discuss or share opinions! And after all, we both -do- like CFNF too.

This forum, and this thread, is so great. I never thought I would get the chance to discuss these subjects on a forum. I live in Scandinavia, and over here, the interest of ENF and CFNF are yet to be discussed. I think people over here are to political correct to talk about it, and therefore I'm really grateful that OCC exists. And of course - this thread!

CFNF Wrestling - Lisa Comshaw, etc.
 

Hi Hans:

You get no argument from me that there is far too little CFNF wrestling on the Intenet. That’s why I started this thread in hopes of finding other ENF fans who share my love for watching two women engage in a one-sided fight with the victor remaining clothed and the loser left naked.

I knew when I started this thread that I would find hundreds of others who would at least look at it and several, like yourself and Hemo101, who frequently contribute to it.

There are many others who don’t contribute but have thanked me and others who have posted to this thread. Although I wish they would join in so that we’d have four or five new postings a day, including new shared photos, I am nonetheless grateful for them taking the time to hit the thanks button and show their appreciation to those of us who do post.

Now back to Poser.

I also have to agree with you Hans that if I had nothing else but Poser to enjoy CFNF fighting, then I too guess I’d come to appreciate it more.

What bothers me, however, is that apparently some of us may have resigned ourselves to the probability that stick-figure-like computer drawings are what we are going to have to settle for to satisfy our desire for new material.

Hans you have written before that you personally could not find practically any CFNF wrestling photos on the Internet. I don’t know how much you surf the ‘Net, but I do a lot of searching.

I agree. It’s truly like panning for gold. You have to sift through pounds of loose material in hopes of finding one tiny nugget. I may go to as many as 20 new Websites to maybe download a photo or two related to CFNF wrestling. Frankly, some days it is not worth the time.

Yet I look at the home page for this forum and I see some threads, including this one, have hits in the tens of thousands of visitors.

Therefore there has to be a lot more interest in CFNF wrestling than the producers of adult fight videos are giving the market credit for.

You, Hans, say you live in Scandanavia. My favorite message board for CFNM material is femaledom.com, which features thousands of photos of clothed women – many of them from Sweden, Norway and Denmark -- beating up and ballbusting nude men.

If these women are willing to make those kind of videos that target a male heterosexual audience (otherwise the Website would feature photos of clothed men beating up nude men) then why wouldn’t those or other women be just as willing to make CFNF-type videos doing the same thing to nude gals that they do to naked guys?

It just does not make sense to me why the producers of wrestling videos don’t experiment more with the CFNF genre to test the waters on the market with us consumers.

It seems everytime a new fetish wrestling Website comes along it features the same old and stale productions of bikini vs. bikini, nude vs. nude and topless vs. topless women rolling around and giggling on a carpet or in a ring – anything but CFNF with a good one-sided fight script.

I just feel instead of encouraging our readers to create Poser drawings we should be asking them to encourage producrs of video companies to produce more material that fits our tatses or use our own digital cameras and try to make our own CFNF fantasy fights to post on this thread.

Although I recognize it is difficult for some of us to make homemade CFNF wrestling photos, it’s not impossible.
One of the hottest sections in adult book and video stores in the United States these days is the so-called “amateur” video section. The shelves are full of videos of everyday people having sex – guys and gals, gals and gals, etc. I bet it would be just as easy to get two amateur women to make a CFNF wrestling video as it is to get them to eat each other out before a camera.

Also, look at the popularity of the “Girls Gone Wild” videos, where a guy with a video camera goes into bars and gets allegedly drunken college gals to show their naked boobs and sometimes get stark naked?

I’ll bet some of those “Gone Wild” gals would do a CFNF wrestling scene before that camera. If you have ever seen one of those videos those young women sure look enthusiastic about what they are doing.

The bottom line is that I cannot believe that those of us who do post CFNF fight-themed photos have already posted to this thread all of the material that exists.

There has to be more out there, or, in the alternative, we have to make more of an effort to create new CFNF wrestling photos before we give in to our frustrations and accept that computer-enhanced cartoons are our only hope of seeing more of this type of material.

Thanks for your attention. I’ll get off my soap box now.

For putting up with my rant, here are a few CFNF wrestling photos I don’t believe I have posted before, includng a really cool CFTF photo of one woman putting another in a boob scissor lock! I have never seen a woman do that to another woman before in a wrestling match. I think it is really hot, don’t you?

(BTW, the white haired woman in the black leather bikini standing triumphantly over a nude woman is the legendary fetish wrestler Nancy Novak. In her mid-50s, she’s still in the business, operating out of the Lake Tahoe, Nevada-California area.):

Poser vs Real
 

Hi cigar,
The reason my bf and I like the poser idea is that there are just too few really good (in our opinion) shots of good one-sided catfights. We have found VERY few. In something like poser, one can create the situation one wants to see. Like a catfight where one woman is stripped totally naked in front of a largelaughign crowd while the other remains fully clothed and untouched.

WOW! ! !

This thread is starting to move. Greetings to all the newbies (he1 he! he!) who came on board and the oldies who finally spoke up and exercised their God given right to post and be heard. May both your tribes increase to keep this thread alive, and Ciggie happier still.

Sorry I have been busy of late and can but contribute just one pic which I think would lead to a scintilating cfnf catfight scenario.

Love

Helen

I agree with you. Two things: one, to satisfy me, it would have to really be a fight - not to hurt, though. Women rolling around in bikinis pretending to fight as they slowly untie each others bikinis doesn't do it. Two, it may be hard to get even willing amateurs to go at it that hard.

So first you have to motivate them: prize money is always good for that sort of thing. It's not whether you pay the loser or not - it's how much more she gets for winning. Though if she gets too much for losing she might give in quick if she thinks she can't win.

Second you have to make sure that there's motivation to make it humiliating beyond just "i lost my wet-tshirt in this bowl of mud". Maybe scavenger hunt-style - she has to score, in the eyes of the judges, a nude boob-slap, a titty twist, and a nothing-to-hide elbows-to-ears pin. Or a genital pinch that causes a tap-out. Or a forced penetration with an object. Or submitting the loser to a real humiliation like remaining nude in stocks for some time after the match.

I still see the GGW type of audience as the thing to make this happen - sooner or later, someone will want to do that type of video and dig into the wrestling kink just to differentiate themselves.

CFNF Wrestling - Lisa Comshaw, etc.
 

With the Yuletide holidays once again at our throats, here’s an idea for those of you who enjoy a warm and wonderful disfunctional familyThanksgiving or Christmas gathering.

Take a photo related to one-sided CFNF fighting and write a mini-story tied to the holiday season.

The following posts are a few mini-stories and photos to illustrate the type of holiday stories we should all be thankful for.

CFNF Wrestling - Lisa Comshaw, etc.
 

Candy was thankful for the unseasonably warm Southern California temperatures on Thanksgiving Day and decided to take a relaxing skinny dip in the backyard hot tub prior to her family’s Turkey Day feast.

Candy, however, was unaware that her hated neighbor and rival Santana, wearing a blue bikini, was lurking in the shadows.

Santana jumped her unsuspecting nude foe just as Candy was getting comfortable in the tub.
No question about it, Candy truly was in real hot water now as Santana basted her real good.

Soon Candy’s Christmas goose was cooked well done!

CFNF Wrestling - Lisa Comshaw, etc.
 

When Debbie came to stay with her Aunt Stella for the holidays she b*tched about everything from Stella serving canned cranberry sauce to how Stella had overcooked the turkey and made it so dry.

Fed up with Debbie’s constant complaining, Stella told her niece in front of the entire family at the dinner table to shut up or she would shut her up.

Defiant as any teenager would be, Debbie stood up and challenged her aunt to a fight to see who could shut who up.

The family sure was shocked when the feisty young chick and the tough old bird fought it out in a clothes-shredding battle.

Still in her bra and panties, a triumphant Stella sat atop her now naked niece, completely covered Debbie’s big mouth with her right hand and read Debbie the riot act for a half hour.

Family members commented how they could not remember the last time Debbie went so long without b*tching about something.

They truly had a lot to be thankful for that day.