some more

and again

the rest

Canned Beer Turns 75
 

Hope you cracked open a cold one on Jan. 24, that day canned beer celebrated its 75th birthday.


New Jersey's Gottfried Krueger Brewing Company churned out the world's first beer can in 1935, stocking select shelves in Richmond, Va., as a market test. The experiment took off and American drinkers haven't looked back since, nowadays choosing cans over bottles for the majority of the 22 gallons of beer they each drink per year, according to the U.S. Census Bureau.

New Orleans Pledge of Allegiance
 

I pledge allegiance 2 da Saints
and 2 da great city of New Orleans
and 2 da Super Bowl,
4 which we will win,
1 city, B low C level,
under God,
with Mardi Gras and alcohol 4 all.

2010 Super Bowl Drinking game
 

With so many storylines surrounding the Saints in Super Bowl XLIV, a drinking game was bound to surface. After all, isn't New Orleans the drinking capital of the country?

1. Every time they mention Hurricane Katrina, drink.

2. If they show pictures of New Orleans right after Katrina, drink.

3. Every time they say how much the Saints mean to the city of New Orleans,
drink.

4. Every time the words “tragedy”, “flood” or “devastation” are used, drink.

5. Every time they talk about how good Reggie Bush was in college, drink.

6. If they show Kim Kardashian in the stands, drink until she goes off the screen.

7. Every time they show a picture of Reggie Bush with a bat or saying “bringing the wood” drink for five seconds.

8. Every time Reggie Bush gets negative yardage trying to run around in the backfield and outrun the defense, drink and then turn to the person next to you and say, “I told you Vince Young should have won the Heisman.”

9. Every time Reggie Bush gets up and flexes his arms, drink.

10. If they mention Tim Tebow for any reason, shotgun a beer.

11. Every time they use the word "destiny" in correlation with the Saints, drink.

12. If they show footage of Katrina survivors at the Superdome, take a shot of cheap liquor.

13. If the used the word "passionate" when describing Saints fans, drink.

14. If they say that the Saints, Saints fans or the city of New Orleans “deserves” a Super Bowl title, drink.

15. Every time they say how good of a story the Saints are, drink.

16. If Jeremy Shockey pretends to be hurt after dropping a pass, drink.

17. If they mention the Saints beating the Falcons in 2006 in the first game after
Katrina in the Superdome, drink.

18. Every time they compare Hurricane Katrina to the Haiti earthquake, funnel a beer and yell “bullshit!”

19. Every time they mention Drew Brees as the Mardi Gras king, drink.

20. Every time they show Archie Manning, drink. If they show old footage of him on the Saints, drink for five seconds.

21. Every time they show a Saints fan yelling “Who dat!” or a sign/shirt saying the same, drink.

22. If they show Chris Paul at the game, drink and mention to someone how much better he is than Deron Williams.

23. If they show former mayor Ray Nagin, drink for five seconds and then punch someone in the face.

24. If they mention Tiger Woods, finish your drink.

25. If the Saints win, do a car bomb.

holy crap! If we drink for each one of these....we will be in the hospital before the first 5 minutes of coverage has ended!

Everyone have a drink with Osreb
 

To celebrate the Sainst win In Super Bowl 44.

Topless drinker

found this on facebook
 

Hi. Long time member, never posted before. Found this one on facebook - it's in an Aussie bar. Not too sure which one though.
enjoy

hahah
 

hey mate just checkout the backpackers havin fun thread...

Why Our Grandparents were Happier Than We Are...
 

Bayers Heroin: A bottle of Bayer's heroin. Between 1890 and 1910 heroin was sold as a non-addictive substitute for morphine. It was also used to treat children with strong cough


Coca Wine, anyone? Metcalf Coca Wine was one of a huge variety of wines with cocaine on the market Everybody used to say that it would make you happy and it would also work as a medicinal treatment.

Mariani wine Mariani wine (1875) was the most famous Coca wine of it's time. Pope Leo XIII used to carry one bottle with him all the time. He awarded Angelo Mariani (the producer) with a Vatican gold medal.

Maltine Produced by Maltine Manufacturing Company of New York. It was suggested that you should take a full glass with or after every meal... Children should take half a glass.


Opium for Asthma: No comments.


Cocaine tablets (1900) All stage actors, singers teachers and preachers had to have them for a maximum performance. Great to "smooth" the voice.


Cocaine drops for toothache Very popular for children in 1885. Not only did they relieve the pain, they made the children happy!

Opium for new-borns I'm sure this would make them sleep well (not only the Opium, but 46% alcohol!)


No wonder they were called The Good Old Days!!

Tequila Makes Her Clothes Fall Off
 

Joe Nichols, Tequila Makes Her Clothes Fall Off

She said I’m going out with my girlfriends
Margaritas at the Holiday Inn
Lord have mercy, my only thought
Was Tequila makes her clothes fall off

I told her put an extra layer on
I know what happens when she drinks Patrone
Her closet’s missing half the things she’s bought
Ya Tequila makes her clothes fall off

(Chorus)
She’ll start with kickin’ out of her shoes
Loose an earring in her drink
Leave her jacket in the bathroom stall
Drop a contact down the sink

Them pantyhose aint gonna last too long
If the DJ puts Bon Jovi on
She might come home in a table cloth
Ya tequila makes her clothes fall off

Break

She can handle any champagne brunch
A bridal shower with Bacardi punch
Jello shooters full of Smirnoff
But Tequila makes her clothes fall off

Chorus

She don’t mean nothing - she’s just havin fun
Tomorrow she’ll say oh what have I done
Her friends will joke about the stuff she lost
ya tequila makes her clothes fall off
oh Tequila makes her clothes fall off (x2)

just priceless

totally done

Adding one.

Slick

I disagree with Kay Jewelers. I would bet on any given Friday or Saturday night more kisses begin with Miller Lites than Kay.

St. Patty's day
 

Mick O’Flaherty is sitting at the end of a bar. He sees a lamp on a table. He walks over to it and rubs it. Out pops a genie. It says, "I'll give you three wishes."

Mick thinks awhile. Finally he says, "I want a beer that never is empty."

With that, the genie makes a "poof" sound and on the bar is a bottle of beer. O’Flaherty starts drinking it and right before it is gone, it starts to refill. The genie asks about his next two wishes.

The man says, "I want two more of these."

i told you
 

alcohol makes me a sl*t

these should all be new

next lot

Nudist-Party
 

I was not there, I'm a poor boy ...

another
 

and here too

the above pic (the funnel pic)
 

im sure this was part of a series of pics, I tried to search but cant find, any ideas?

no comment
 

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side effect on smoking a joint
 

make your clothes disappear

tax day boozers
 

There was this Irishman seated next to a Mormon on a flight from London to the States. After the plane was airborne, drink orders were taken.

The Irishman asked for a Jameson’s, which was promptly brought and placed before him.

The flight attendant then asked the Mormon if he would like a drink.

He replied in disgust, "I'd rather be savagely ****d by a dozen nymphomaniacs than let liquor touch my lips."

The Irishman then handed his drink back to the attendant and said, "Me, too, I didn't know we had a choice."

feeling no pain
 

and showing

Thank you
 

To all that posted here thank you. now tthat my wife has become a drunken stoner sl*t i love to see pics of other ladies doing it too. :p

Monday nite
 

boozers

Old pic
 

Looks like a very old pic, anyway the girl had obviously too much to drink

LOL my wife
 

ROFL my wife does that all the time lol :p

Sunday is booze day
 

Wonder why they quite making Whiskey toothpaste?

drunk neela
 

drunk neela

I think...
 

this "girlfriend" has some sort of a problem....



hope it's new

got some more of her

please post the rest this is awesome

part2
 

here are more

part 3
 

the last

drunk
 

four of them

and another
 

another drunk gf