I had a nephew many years ago who constantly was trying to see my wife.
I had to talk with her sisters husband, to tell him to cut it out.

Only know of the times he got caught. Who knows when he wasn't.

On some level, I can understand you wanting to see your mom, but why you want to show her to your friend is beyond me.

By the way, this thread is the most entertaining one I've ever come across. Thanks

Best thread ever.

Haha, yeah. I seriously just came to this guy's mom. How often can one say something like that?