Much Ado About Nothing
 

1. One of the more interesting expressions anyone's ever had just before the alien bursts out of her stomach...
2. ...and I love the expression on this topless gal...she looks like she's being taunted and is up to the challenge of a cat fight...
3. ...but this one is the best. She looks like she's working so hard on that clit...and the dog walker..."What's this world coming to?"
4. Fellers...get you a wife who loves doin' the laundry this much and you'll be one clean and happy man!
5. And now you know what sort of pics ninjas jerk off to...
6. "Come inside and I'll show YOU a lot more than the folks at OCC are seeing."
7. She was kinda goofy and didn't get a lot of work done...but this secretary somehow always got good paying jobs.
8. Butt buddies?
9. If you've been following this thread, you know the song by now... so I'll just say "ditto."
10. Comment: I call these sorts of pants "Jello Pants." The reason is that you can find the firmest butt ever, and in these sorts of pants it will still jiggle like a bowl of jello. Has anyone else noticed this phenomenon... besides Bill Cosby?

Scouring the net for pics......6 hours
Uploading pics....................2 hours
Ripping off a quick one.........2 minutes

Ghosters comments.............timeless

Thanks

Friday Night Funnies
 

1. Beware...OCC Moderator MUDBUG is watching you! :eek:
2. She's worthless at the race track but for the cost of a few oats she's mighty good company.
3. Never change your motor oil yourself. Hire a professional! (This message paid for by Lascivious Lube of Malibu, a Funnyface Company)
4. Take it from Rex..."There's always lots of exciting smells in the country!"
5. HEADLINE: "Voyeur Photographer Seriously Injured By Angry Sunbather"
6. "Hello World Wide Web! After several Estrellas, I'd like to present...my tits!"
7. "AARRRGH! I was trying to be in the 'Caught Peeing' thread! (Yet another navigational error made my Google Maps)
8. Take her hand...let her lead you to a world of forbidden pleasure. Or just sit there in your mom's basement wanking away...Loser.
9. "And just what are you looking at? My pretty blue eyes? Of course! That must be it."
10. Another stirring episode of "The Horny Dead"

Hump Day Humor
 

1. The sentiment of every adult Star Wars fan in this galaxy: Kick Jar Jar Bink's ass... far, far away. (George, what were you thinking?!?)
2. Uh oh...seats on the 50 yard line are probably going to be extra expensive this year with perks like this!
3. My wife was in Paris this summer. Here she is at the famous tower! Don't you see the tower? You don't see it? Really? It's right there...
4. Derek's swimming lessons cost a little more...but every student seems to really enjoy learning.
5. The 2016 Lexus Sexus features the new "Pantie Shift" technology. See your Lexus dealer for details.
6. See...the whole idea of a condom is that it's supposed to keep the sperm away from the vagina...so this is not...oh never mind!
7. Looking for cheap fresh meat? You've come to the right place!
8. Well...this is an agreeable lass!
9. "Damn...my bra STILL isn't dry!" (Lucky for the voyeur with the camera!)
10.So I eat pussy... What's all the Fuhrer about?

Everyday Happenings on Different Days
 

We do not remember days, we remember moments.
Cesare Pavese

1.Amanda's friends just couldn't understand her attraction for her new boyfriend Ima Bigfoot.

2.One problem Debbie and Paula never had while hitchhiking was getting a ride.

3.You can never be to sure on a 1st date. But Rick had a feeling he was going to get lucky tonight.

4. When she saw her new bf. Cindy realized she was now stuck between a rock and a hard dick.

Another Day in Morningwood
 

That great town where the unusual happens.

1.It didn't take long for the new reality cooking show, 'Morningwood Kitchen' to become a big hit.

2.Brenda finally came to the conclusion that her husband wanted her to try IR sex.

3.New Cellphone for your GF: $400.00. Letting her move in rent-free: $375.00. Her not knowing the settings on the camera and sending out a nude picture to everyone in her Contact List?: PRICELESS!

Laugh or Not
 

1. Some women view the world through rose colored glasses, and some...
2. Jerry seems to be serious about sharing his wife. You go first.
3. Long ago, in a galaxy far, far away...Apparently Star Wars was popular even before it was popular.
4. Jenny is a hands on sort of girl.
5. Don't give me no lip.
6. Another boring Wednesday...nothing to do but sniff her own underwear.
7. "Look...I'm going to be the ghost of a stripper for Halloween! Booooooo!"
GREAT RELIGIONS OF THE WORLD EXPLAINED PART ONE
8. LEZBYTERIANS: For women... who worship the scent of a woman...Hooha!
9. PANTIECOASTAL: For those who believe in wearing their panties to the beach.
10. CHEWISH: Self explanatory.

1. Now we know where the term "skin flute" came from.
2. If you are prone to gossip, self control is an admirable trait.
3. Her arm trapped by a boulder. Instead of hacking herself free with a pocket knife...Melissa decided to simply take off her shirt.
4. Tanja wasn't confident enough to quite nail "sexy" in her Mercedes ad acting job. Still, it's nice to see her panties.
5. Fortunately for Betsy, in most states marriage isn't exclusively between a man or a woman anymore.
6. She looks like she's still uncertain about what comes next...but we all have a good idea, don't we?

Early to Mid Day in Morningwood
 

More unusual events.

1."Seriously.Dr. Carter said he can do a through breast exam if we just send him some topless selfies.You have to admire modern technology."

2. The last thing Pete remembered was tripping and falling in front of The Twin Peaks apartments.When he woke up he was sure he was in heaven.

3.Having been wasted and out of it for most of her Vegas trip.Anna insisted her husband show her the vacation pictures.After that she was sure she'd had a good time.

4. The employee's at Morningwood Mass Transit did everything they could to boost ridership.

Happenings around Town.
 

Ya never know whats going on....

1."Now that I have you tied to the bed,Frank.Remember when you fucked me up the ass when I was drunk?"

2."Thats right,sir. Count the pubes and get a special prize."

3.Since he'd finished the job ahead of time and on schedule.Mona was forced to get her contractor his signing bonus.

4.Yes,her landscaping crew weren't the best in the world.They had other attributes that Tina liked.