FUNNY OR NOT...HERE I CUM
 

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1. If you are going to serenade a woman, don't sing Frank Zappa's "Yellow Snow." It pisses them off.
2. Do unspeakable "S&M" acts occur between these two...or is it just a hat?
3. OCC's Hardcore Amateur forum is not for the innocent.
4. Pay attention to your surroundings. You might miss something.
5. "Chex Mix" Overdose
6. Women like to light their farts too.
7. "Now you're talking out your ass."
8. When Joe saw this, he knew his girlfriend was about to join the other team.
9. These women might look more intimidating without the girlish cartoon panties.

ONE FUNNY FACE
 

Sure it's funny...but those lips turn me on.

DO WE AMUSE YOU?
 

Some funny faces and situations...like a sunburned girl staring at the pale cock.

FUN PICTURES
 

A cutie makes faces, a cock finds a "garage" to park in, and a woman says "Please...can't I just hang out without getting my picture taken?"

MORE FUNNY FACES AND SITUATIONS
 

I like the first woman...sucking the phantom cock.

WHEN WOMEN GET TOGETHER
 

Amusing things often happen

FUNNY FACES AND SITUATIONS
 

Aiming it at you. Tormenting the boxer. I lost my car keys! Goofy girls give head too. If you know CPR, you'll notice that the hand position is all wrong. A couple who love to yuk it up. Enjoy.

MAYBE SHE'S AN EX TEACHER...
 

I KNOW...THAT JOKE WAS REALLY REACHING FOR IT...JUST LIKE THIS SMILING WOMAN.

CAPTIONS
 

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1. Surely this scene is from a foot fetish-cheerleader-pantie lover's wettest dream
2. Y'all ain't lived in no trailer park before have ya? This kinda stuff is common.
3. Titty Twister!!!!
4. A talent that gets you noticed in the lesbian bar.
5. Phantom hand job
6. So "wet" she resorts to extremes.

ONE ODD PICTURE FOR TODAY
 

"You dare to serve kitty litter to your orgy guests?

WHAT DOES IT ALL MEAN?
 

Pictures that may make you grin

CAPTIONS ARE BACK! WITH A THEME: SUCKING!
 

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1."These toes were made for suckin' and that's just what I'll do..." -A Nancy Sinatra fetish song?
2.Trying to suck your own breasts when you are only a B-cup is frustrating!
3.She's currently sucking this "little" one- but she's anticipating the 14" one to her left
4. Jenny was such a great little sucker she could force an erection out of a woman!
5. Cocks...These girls say they make good bra hangers... and they're tasty.
6. Before you suck on these- can you spot the woman with the implants?
7. If you're a bottle of beer getting deep throated- foaming is just like ejaculating.
8. Cindy always drank milk at parties...

CAPTION PICS
 

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1. Biting a lamp while peeing is not a fool proof method for suicide
2. Would rather be a real bunny instead of the Playboy kind.
3. As Homer Simpson would say: "DOUGH!"
4. This isn't funny until you look at the guy in the corner with the sock on his dong. He needs a smaller sock.
5. It is determined by her friends that Jenny wears no panties.
6. Ah, but Molly is a pantie wearer. Just thought you'd all like to know.
7. Monty Python failed to get her off. Now she goes for the real thing.
8. A shy girl, Melissa hated to be photographed in the bath tub.
9. A funny face? Or does that finger go in further than it appears?
10. Nothing worse for a pirate's daughter than waking up from a nap to discover her parrot has been replaced.

FUNNY FACE
 

This woman looks like she might be fun

THREE AMUSING SHOTS
 

1. "I'll show you my cleavage if you help me clean my room"
2. The kids today- they just can't put their gadgets down!
3. She's searching for something to fill her mouth somewhere in the pubic hair

TWO THAT TICKLE
 

1. Some women are just lesbians on paper
2. Some men know exactly what erotic things to do to take a woman to the next level of arousal. I'm not so sure that this guy is one of those men.

2 more

SILLY FACES
 

ENJOY

WAIT A MINUTE! NONE OF US HAS A DICK!
 

They used to call this "Dry Humping" back in the day. Are there any new names for it? Have any of you younger guys invented a more clever description? Let me know.

MERIT BADGE A FOR FACIAL?
 

If the Girl Scouts have one- she deserves it.

SHE'S ADORABLE- SHE'S GORGEOUS- SHE'S SEXY...
 

...and she's a whole lot of fun. Here's some fun Dark Eyed Redhead pictures I've collected from various sources including her old Webshots site. Enjoy.

CAPTION PICTURES RETURN
 

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1. Bill not only wanted me to sleep with his wife- he made sure I didn't miss the "target."
2. As the song said: "...and I love that dirty water..." Yuk! This is truly a dirty girl.
3. Melinda graduated with honors from the School Of The Nonchalant Blow Job.
4. The petting was going well...then Michael decided to apply the ice to her clitoris.

more to fit the above vince;)

ARE THEY TEXTING OR SEX-TING?
 

GREAT POST DAVE, THANKS!

CAPTIONED SEQUENCE. GREAT MOMENTS IN ADVERTISING: MR. CLEAN FACIAL
 

1. "Omigod! Mr. Clean is masturbating in front of me!"
2. He shoots a soapy load on the young beauty.
3. She kinda likes it.

Next week...The Maytag repairman gets a little less lonely.

CAPTION PICTURES
 

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1. "Reflections" of blow jobs a past blow job.
2. Some willingly come "out of the closet." ...sometimes you open the closet door accidentally.
3. What happens when "he" deserves a break today.
4. When Janine started using her vibrator on her way to work the commute got more bearable.
5. "Anti-facial" defenses have been activated.
6. What Playboy Bunnies would look like if religious zealots had their way.

THREE CAPTION PICS
 

1. Insatiable Irene finally looks tuckered out.
2. Sandy really gives a flying fuck.
3. Happy birthday to OCC...whenever it is.

SEISMIC LOAD
 

A BLOW JOB DURING AN EARTHQUAKE
"IIIII'MMM CUUUMMMMING!"

cracking load of pics! thanks guys!

CAPTION PICS
 

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1."What can I say? I have the tastiest tits around!"
2. Sex Education: How to tell when she doesn't appreciate a cum facial.
3. "Ha Ha! Those little A cup girls can't do this!"

https://forum.oneclickchicks.com/atta...8&d=1308786350
Any other of her?

NO! Sorry, no more shots of the cleavage cutie...
 

Vince Wiley is Fox Mulder now. For an explanation please see my post in Before and After or check out my profile.

Here's three caption pics for today.

1. "You've just gone down on your best GF, and done a double penetration -with facials. Now comes Miller time."
2. Veronica's boyfriend is wanting her to swallow, but she's more inclined to spit. What will she do? What will she do?
3. Babs was the top girl on the wrestling team for her ability to smother her opponents.

CUMSHOT LAMENTED
 

"Ah geeze! I just showered for bed! I HATE dating a premature ejaculator!"

oh lord!!!! Im LULZING HARD!!!!

Thanks, bro....that just made my night!!!!!

:D

CAPTION PICS
 

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1."Girlie, is this how you waste you're time? Taking pussy pictures? In my day we did hard core!"
2."Oh...good! There it is! I swear I'd lose my ass if it wasn't attached!"
3. WOMEN ON SOFA: Blonde: "I hate her!" Brunette: "I wish I had an ass that looked good in a thong!"
4. The trouble with loose vaginas: "Uh...a little help here? Uh...I think I'm impaled on this thing!"
5. The bikini-top stealing pool shark has struck again.
6. "Have you seen Vince Wiley? He's about 6' tall and he used to contribute to his thread."
7. "I think you mean Fox Mulder. He's over there making wild love to Dana Scully." (I have a rich fantasy life.) :D
8. "I am for you, Jim Kirk." (If you haven't seen the original Star Trek episode- you won't get it.
9. "Are you sure you're with the church?"
10. Irritable Bowel Syndrome. It's why no one at the beach lays anywhere near Laura and her husband.

4 THINGS YOU MAY OR MAY NOT KNOW ABOUT YOUNG WOMEN...
 

1. They hate it when you fart while breast fucking.
2. They just can't stay off their damned phones, I-Pods, etc...
3. They do things at slumber parties we guys would never do...wait, we don't really have slumber parties. We camp.
4. Like dogs, young women have a pack mentality- and their leaders are the alpha females who dominate others.

IF YOU DID NOT KNOW THESE THINGS- NOW YOU DO! :D

CAPTION PICS
 

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1. The Sharpie Company has never revealed where the brown Sharpies come from- until now.
2. Genetic Experiment #257: Cross a sheep with a bikini model
3. Come on...are you really against same sex marriage? Really?
4. Having killed her peeping Tom, Lucinda poses triumphantly with the corpse before going back to her sun bathing.
5. The mustard flavored condom activated Gina's gag reflex.
6. "My boyfriend is so sweet! we couldn't afford Pisa, but he arranged for me to see the leaning tower all the same."
7. Marleen knew exactly how (and what) to serve her Italian boyfriend at lunch.

GOOFY COUPLES
 

Making goofy faces

CAPTION PICS
 

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1. Larry is thinking that mother's milk should be the official drink of Oktoberfest.
2. Once people find out what she does, Gynecologist Jenny never gets a break from her work- even at parties.
3. "OK John, I think I've located your class ring! Next time take it off before you start fisting."
4. Ball busters...avoid them at all costs.
5. Dumb Derek thinks the photographer is taking a picture of him.

You have just got to love the girl scout..haha