Zeus Juice
 

Zeus Juice: Sperm, cum, or ejaculate from a penis nick-named "Zeus."

Once Denise unleashed my member, she immediately decided to name it Zeus. I was afraid it would be too big for her, but she declared herself Aphrodite and started to work some serious magic on me. I was going strong until she sucked Zeus, batted those amazing blue eyes, and begged me to cover her face with my Zeus Juice.


There are 74 high resolution photos in the attached ZIP.

The Zeus juicer is actually named Emma;)

I just found the picture set and, more importantly, the videos you had posted. WOW! :eek::eek: :D:D

Thanks for the note!

Jailbait lookalike
 

Jailbait lookalike: A gal who dress, acts, and appears to be jailbait, who, in reality, and upon closer inspection is of legal age. (see also: jail bait and switch)

Tyler: Are you kidding me?!?! You slept with Camille? You're going to jail, bro!
Matt: HA! Joke's on you! She bought the beer last night, she has a tattoo, and she's a junior in college. She blew me in her dorm room and introduced me to her ferret. I guess those braces and cartoon shirts fooled you! She's just a jailbait lookalike!

Croatian bikini 1 of 2
 

Croatian bikini: A girl who is wearing a Croatian bikini is naked on the beach, whether in Croatia or another country.

So named because Croatia is famous for its nude beaches frequented not just by nudists but also normal women from Western and Northern Europe, many of whom go naked.

Suzy is a school teacher and normally dresses conservatively. But on holiday I saw her wearing her Croatian bikini.

See: hxxp://www.urbandictionary .com/define.php?term=croatian+bikini

Croatian bikini 2 of 2
 

2 of 2

That's new to me! Great addition, Nimbo2!

Pied Piper Pants
 

Pied Piper Pants: A woman with a fantastic ass, in a fantastic pair of pants, who can lead men anywhere.

Boss: Long lunch today? Your were gone for three hours!
Man: Sorry sir, but you know that hot bank teller in the lobby?
Boss: The blond with the banana curls and the great rack? Of Course!
Man: Well, she was wearing pied piper pants today. I opened the door for her and I followed her home!

My wife asked if her ass looked fat in her jeans. I told her she looked like the pied piper. She scowled at me until I explained the meaning of pied piper pants. Fortunately, she wears them more often now!


If you like Pied Piper Pants, you should visit the Hot Asses in Khakis / Pants / Slacks thread:

https://forum.oneclickchicks.com/show...ghlight=slacks

Free Boobing
 

Free Boobing: The act of not wearing a bra. The equivalent of a man going out without underwear, known as free balling.

Damn, I forgot to pack my bra, I guess I'm free boobing tonight.

I know it makes my nipples visible in a way that would make my mother blush, but free boobing makes me wet.


There are plenty of fine pictures of Free Boobing over at Elector's Nipple Pokies' Heaven.

Quaffer
 

Quaffer: The act of giving a woman a facial; alternatively used to describe a woman who is known to take and enjoy lots of facials. May be pronounced "Kwaffer" or "Kway-fer"

I was really working Bonnie over last night. Right before I came, I asked her if she wanted a Quaffer. Aparently, she didn't know what I meant, but she excitedly said "yes." After I spun her around and gave her a field load on her face, she looked horrified.

Kerrie refuses to engage in intercourse before she's married, but don't let that fool you, I hear she's a quaffer.

Oh, hell no!

mikey is fapping, sir!

awesome
 

sub'd for more udpates!

MILF (new, Unique definition for OCC)
 

I wanted to note a new thread that has proposed a different definition of the word MILF. There are lots of great pictures, and I hope atu113 keeps it active!

Here it is:

https://forum.oneclickchicks.com/showthread.php?t=122417

Here's a fine woman who fits the definition. Sadly, I do not have any bottomless photos of her, but who needs 'em!?!!

(Awesome, High Resolution photos too.)

Kodak Courage
 

Kodak Courage: A phrase used to describe the effect a camera has on women whereby the women become more provocative and daring.

Jill is normally shy, but when I took out my camera and asked her if she would be willing to model for me, I could see that she gained Kodak Courage because she started confidently flashing me. I flashed her back!

Sunshine, warm weather, alcohol, youth, and good friends can enhance the effects of Kodak Courage.



There are 30 fun Kodak moments in the attached ZIP.

Weddiquette
 

Weddiquette: A combination of the words "Wedding" and "Ettiquete" used to define the rules and socially acceptable behaviors for the events related to a wedding.

Mark convinced Kim that proper weddiquette called for taking burlesque type photos of herself getting ready for the wedding ceremony. I found the photographer's back-up directory on-line and scored these sweet photos!



The attached ZIP holds 33 high resolution photos for your pleasure!

Exclamationship
 

Exclamationship: A brief, but intense, relationship.

I though Kim and I were going to be together forever. We met a few times to explore the world and make passionate love to one another, but once the excitement passed, I realize my true love was just another exclamationship.


The attached ZIP includes 68 photos of this Exclamationship.

LOVE THIS THREAD

This is the most entertaining thread on OCC........keep up the good work :)

mias
 

mi contri

Faghag
 

Faghag: A woman who spends an inordinate amount of time around gay men.

Missy admitted she was a faghag, but I was unaware of the depth of her relationship with Bruce. Jesus, Bruce got married to Russ in Massachusetts. All of them served together in Iraq. I found these photos of her on-line, and I just knew it was Bruce when I saw the engaygment ring on his finger.

In case you missed it: :cool:

Asian Fireball
 

Asian Fireball: A young Asian female who aggressively pursues sex from individuals she's attracted to. The Asian fireball is usually described as petite, sexy, wild, and fiery.

If you have a little Asian fever, you need to hook up with Xing Li, the other Asians call her the Asian Fireball. I hear she makes for a great facial friend.




I have 316MB of this sweet Asian Fireball in 4 ZIPS (162 photos) to follow in the next posts.

Asian Fireball ZIPS
 

I have attached the first two ZIPS, which contain 69 photos. Here are some samples: :D

Asian Fireball ZIPS - last
 

Here are the last two ZIPS.

Keep an eye out for some of her other photos that I'll post in other threads. Everything will link back to these ZIPS.

Good picture but I not really sure she is really from Massachusetts and served in Iraq for 1 reason: She's wearing a Canadian Air Force Uniform and Canada didn't send medical officer in Iraq.

Such a great thread....i just spent two hours going through it!!
how about this urban def....

GIRL WOOD

Female arousal. The girl equivalent to morningwood guys experience upon waking.

"OMG. After sexting with this super hot guy last night, I totally woke up with girl wood."

Yes. Of course, the explanations in italics are fictional. I apologize if this created confusion or somehow detracted from the post. :rolleyes::cool:

Awesome. Thanks for the compliment and thanks for the addition to the thread!! :D:D

sewomen

the viscous, clear to whitish fluid produced in the female reproductive organs

"Dude, you wouldn't believe how slippery she was last night! She was dripping sewomen!"

Clicktease
 

Clicktease: A woman who shares a series of photos that are oh-so-close to revealing, but are not, in fact, ever revealing. Synonymous with "cock tease"

I spent hours, weeks, months, and years searching for the holy grail. Now I am convinced that she is just a clicktease.

For example, Kata:


You may recognize Laura:


Or, qqcs


Or, Fashion Victim


There are so many others. Here's my first clickteases (first post). I still have not found more of her....

And so, who are your click teases?

I don't contribute as often as I'd like to here, but I just want to offer my thanks for this thread. Funny, sexy, creative: not a combination you see too much. Great work!

Wow - you've been around here for a long time and it looks like I received your first post. I appreciate your sincere thanks.

Cheers,
Dognheat

Fifty Shades of Red
 

Fifty Shades of Red: Used to describe an incredibly embarrassing situation involving nudity or sex. (adapted from the popular mommy porn trilogy: Fifty Shades of Grey.)

Henry made me strip in front of everyone at the party and I turned fifty shades of red, but, OMG, I was so wet.

Not only did he stuff a banana in my pussy, he whipped out a camera an snapped a photo. I turned fifty shades of red before experiencing an earth-shaking orgasm. He promised he would not share that photo.

Mailani
 

Mailani: (or Mailan) Originally known and used in Vietnamese and Hawaiian languages as a proper name for a beautiful woman, now extended to describe any beautiful woman in a post office.

After spotting this Mailani at the post office, I've tried to find something new to mail every day. I wish I could see her again.

You can see another ten photos in the "Hot Asses in Khakis / Pants / Slacks" thread. (Post #450)

Pillow Biter
 

Pillow Biter: Once used as a derogatory term, now embraced by men and women to describe awesome sex. Most commonly used to describe a a female in an extreme doggie style position (face down, ass up) getting a heavy pounding - so hard that she bites the pillow.

- Why does Steven call you "PB?"
- [blushing] The truth is, he fucks me so hard doggie style that I have to bite my pillow so I don't wake up my sorority sisters with screams of ecstasy. "PB" is short for pillow biter. I love it when he gives me a good violent fucking like that!

I left a wet spot on the bed - and on the pillow - after getting hammered in the back door by that huge black cock.

Baby, you've got such a fine ass, I want to make you my pillow biter!

without a doubt, my favorite thread on occ.......and ive seen a lot;) keep up the awesome work, dognheat!

Wow I can't believe this is the first time I am seeing this thread. It is amazing and so hilarious!

Frosty Walrus
 

Frosty Walrus: After cumming in your partner's mouth or directly into her nose, you punch her stomach or karate chop her throat to make the cum shoot out of her nose.

My wife likes rough play. I told her I was going to give her a frosty walrus tonight. I think it will take some control to pump my load into her nostrils. I'll have to get her in the girl guide position. It will be awesome when I slap her ass and make the cum shoot back out all over her upper lip.

Sarah didn't know what the hell happened until I cheered "Yeah, Frosty Walrus! Mother Fucker!" She smirked an flipped me off right when I snapped this photo of my achievement.

Motor boating
 

One of my wife's favorite songs is Pontoon by Little Big Town. So she picked up last night watching the Country Music Awards that "motor boating" has a meaning other than the obvious. Sure enough (and thanks to the internet) I find that it does. Basically one puts one face between a nice couple of fun bags (pontoons?) and makes slobbery, loose-lip, motor boat sounds. I've done this occasionally in complete ignorance of the name. See http://vimeo.com/32558339, (a perfectly G rated video) to sort of see it done. Now, all we need are some videos or pics of this particular activity which are more appropriate to our mature tastes.

(I've done this with my face between the ass cheeks, too. But for all I know, that has a different name.)

Perhaps if gays did this it would be called "ferry boating".