4 - 2 pic bride series
 

Don't knock masturbation it's sex with someone I love.
- Woody Allen -

"Men want the same thing from their underwear that they want from women:
a little bit of support, and a little bit of freedom."
- Jerry Seinfeld -

Inside every older person is a younger person wondering what the hell happened.
- anonymous -

Pimp your Bride
 

link opens a media player Jimmy Kimmel skit.

http://fun.from.hell.pl/2004-08-26/c...-nowa-zona.asx

some mother in law (MIL) jokes
 

and some more bride pics:

My MIL asked me, "If you hate me so much, why is my photo on the mantelpiece (the shelf above the open fireplace)?" I told her, "So as to keep the kids away from the fire."

I don't say my MIL's ugly ... but around our way, the peeping toms are giving themselves up to the police.

My MIL said to me, "I'll dance on your grave." I said, "I hope you do. I'm being buried at sea."

A patient says, "Doctor, last night I made a Freudian slip. I was having dinner with my MIL, and I wanted to say, "Could you please pass the butter?" "But instead I said, "You silly cow, you have completely ruined my life."

Two men were in a pub. One says to his mate, "My MIL is an angel." His friend replies, "You're lucky. Mine is still alive."

Some hot brides and bridesmaids . . .

good one Broadway...
 

here is a hot bride to go alone with those bridemaids

A bride urban legend
 

This is a story that has been really popular in West Palm Beach, Florida for about 5 years - at least that's how long I have been hearing it...

Back in '75 a young couple, both 18, decided to get married right after high school. The father of the bride lived in Palm Beach in a mansion and was able to afford a big wedding for them. To make a long story short, they got married and the wedding was beautiful.

After the wedding they had a big reception in an old building and everyone got pretty drunk. When there were only about 20 people left, the groom decided that they should play hide-and-seek. Everyone agreed and the groom was "it." They all went and hid and the game went on.

After about 20 minutes everyone had been found except the bride. Everyone looked everywhere and tore the whole place apart looking for her. After a few hours the groom was furious, thinking the bride was playing a terrible trick. Eventually, everyone went home.

A few weeks later the groom, having placed a missing persons report, gave up looking for her. Heartbroken, he tried to go on with his life.

Three years later a little old woman was cleaning the place up. She happened to be in the attic and saw an old trunk. She dusted it off, and, out of curiosity, opened it. She screamed at the top of her lungs, ran out of the building and called the police.

Apparently, the bride had decided to hide in the trunk for the game of hide-and-seek. When she sat down, the lid fell, knocking her unconcious and locking her inside. She suffocated after a day or so. When the woman found her, she was rotting, her mouth in the shape of a scream.

Here's one
 

Kind of an ENF.

Wedding pics developed, company puts pics on web for family to order. Guess which pics got ordered most.:)

best pictures evar!
 

WOW......she is outstanding, and the pictures are perfect.

Tatooed brides
 

Brides showing off their tats

Excellent .... Would you have the web address, so i could have a browse myself?

Sorry mate, got it off a weblog

I appreciate all of your contributions. But in this case, I prefer brides showing off their tits. :)

Why didn't I think of that?
 

bride tats and bride tits.

add more brides showing...
 

tats, tits, and now tw*ts

wearing only the vail
 

(and maybe stockings)

brides getting dressed
 

preparing the bride

Hopefully I'll be a sexy bride next month when I get married. I am having a BDSM wedding at Fetish Con in Tampa Florida in August.:D

Hope you post some pics of your BDSM wedding
 

or pics of FedishCom

meantime - more brides dressing for the wedding

Saturday is wedding day
 

brides in their gowns

Brides getting ready
 

for the honeymoon

more honeymooning
 

just posted some hardcore bride pics over at the hardcore Am forum:

https://forum.oneclickchicks.com/show...347#post441347

dressed and undressed
 

brides in and out of gowns.

another set
 

dressed and undressed brides

bride pics and joke
 

A Chinese couple gets married.

pics and joke
 

We've all heard about people having guts or balls. But do you really know the difference between them? In an effort to keep you informed:

GUTS - is arriving home late after a night out with the guys, being met by your wife with a broom, and having the guts to ask, 'Are you still cleaning, or are you flying somewhere?'

BALLS - is coming home late after a night out with the guys, smelling of perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife on the butt and having the balls to say, 'You're next.'

I hope this clears up any confusion. Medically speaking, there is no difference in the outcome, since both result ultimately in death.

post 150
 

Six retired Irishmen were playing poker in O'Leary's apartment when
Paddy Murphy loses $500 on a single hand, clutches his chest, and drops dead at the table. Showing respect for their fallen brother, the other five continue playing standing up.
Michael O'Conner looks around and asks, 'Oh, me boys, someone got's to tell Paddy's wife. Who will it be?'
They draw straws. Paul Gallagher picks the short one. They tell him to
be discreet, be gentle, don't make a bad situation any worse.
'Discreet??? I'm the most discreet Irishmen you'll ever meet.
Discretion is me middle name. Leave it to me.'
Gallagher goes over to Murphy's house and knocks on the door. Mrs.
Murphy answers, and asks what he wants. Gallagher declares, 'Your husband just lost $500, and is afraid to come home.'
'Tell him to drop dead!', says Murphy's wife.
'I'll go tell him.' says Gallagher.

Last of my bride pics
 

What brides think of my bride thread...

Another bride
 

Look at this girl ;)

wow great pic!

8 brides
 

on 8-8-8

Choosing a wife:

A man wanted to get married. He was having trouble choosing among three likely candidates. He gives each woman a present of $5,000 and watches to see what they do with the money.

The first does a total makeover. She goes to a fancy beauty salon, gets her hair done, new makeup; buys several new outfits and dresses up very nicely for the man. She tells him that she has done this to be more attractive for him because she loves him so much.

The man was impressed.

The second goes shopping to buy the man gifts. She gets him a new set of golf clubs, some new gizmos for his computer, and some expensive clothes. As she presents these gifts, she tells him that she has spent all the money on him because she loves him so much.

Again, the man is impressed.

The third invests the money in the stock market. She earns several times the $5,000. She gives him back his $5,000 and reinvests the remainder in a joint account. She tells him that she wants to save for their future because she loves him so much.

Obviously, the man was impressed.

The man thought for a long time about what each woman had done with the money he'd given her.

Then…………………..

he married the one with the biggest tits.

Men are like that, you know.

Hottest bride ever?

A bride series and marrige humor
 

The Wisdom of An Older Man

An older man approached an attractive younger woman at a shopping mall.

"Excuse me; I can't seem to find my wife. Can you talk to me for a
couple of minutes?"

The woman, feeling a bit of compassion for the old fellow, said, "Of
course, sir. Do you know where your wife might be?"

"I have no idea, but every time I talk to a woman with tits like yours,
she seems to appear out of nowhere."

A couple hot blonde brides

Wow
 

I love these bride photos. Some lucky bastard is cracking that ass at the honeymoon. Thanks:)

Tattooed bride pics
 

and of couse aniotehr married life funny:

Do men remember anniversaries?

A woman awakes during the night to find that her husband was not in their bed.

She puts on her dressing gown and goes downstairs to look for him.

She finds him sitting at the kitchen table with a hot cup of coffee in front of him. He appears to be in deep thought, just staring at the wall.

She watches as he wipes a tear from his eye and takes a sip of his coffee.

'What's the matter, dear?' she whispers as she steps into the room,

'Why are you down here at this time of night?'

The husband looks up from his coffee, 'I am just remembering when we first met 20 years ago and started dating. You were only 16. Do you remember back then?' he says solemnly.

The wife is touched to tears thinking that her husband is so caring, so sensitive.

'Yes, I do' she replies.

The husband pauses. The words were not coming easily.

'Do you remember when your father caught us in the back seat of my car?'

'Yes, I remember!' said the wife, lowering herself into a chair beside him.

The husband continues. 'Do you remember when he shoved the shotgun in my face and said, 'Either you marry my daughter, or I will send you to jail for 20 years?'

'I remember that too' she replies softly.

He wipes another tear from his cheek and says... 'I would have been released today.'

....

bride pics and joke
 

Maria just got married, and being a traditional Italian, she was still a virgin. So, on her wedding night, staying at her mother's house, she was nervous. But her mother reassured her. "Don't worry, Maria. Tony's a good man. Go upstairs, and he'll take care of you." So up she went. When she got upstairs, Tony took off his shirt and exposed his hairy chest.

Maria ran downstairs to her mother and says, "Mama, Mama, Tony's got a big hairy chest." "Don't worry, Maria", says the mother, "All good men have hairy chests. Go upstairs. He'll take good care of you."

So, up she went again. When she got up in the bedroom, Tony took off his pants exposing his hairy legs. Again Maria ran downstairs to her mother.

"Mama, Mama, Tony took off his pants, and he's got hairy legs!" "Don't worry. All good men have hairy legs. Tony's a good man. Go upstairs, and he'll take good care of you." So, up she went again. When she got up there, Tony took off his socks, and on his left foot he was missing three toes. When Maria saw this, she ran downstairs. "Mama, Mama, Tony's got a foot and a half!"

"Stay here and stir the pasta", says the mother. "This is a job for Mama!"

black and white brides
 

Husband and wife are waiting at the bus stop with their nine children. A blind man joins them after a few minutes. When the bus arrives, they find it overloaded and only the wife and the nine kids are able to fit onto the bus.

So the husband and the blind man decide to walk. After a while, the husband gets irritated by the ticking of the stick of the blind man as he taps it on the sidewalk, and says to him, "Why don't you put a piece of rubber at the end of your stick? That ticking sound is driving me crazy."

The blind man replies, "If you had put a rubber at the end of YOUR stick, we'd be riding the bus, so shut the hell up."

Here's a good one that was posted by hungry_mutt to the ENF Yahoo Group.

Enjoy

Fango