And while I'm at it, what genius convinced women to dye their hair electric orange steaked with urine yellow? Boy I'm in a lousy mood tonight.

Sorry for the rant before. I will be much more sober tomorrow. Unfortunately, women will still have goat horn tats on their legs, and tats of oriental symbols that do not say "Unicorn" or "Fragile Mist" as the con artist tatoo guy told them, but in fact say "Oven" or "Eat at Joe's"

revisited...
 

https://forum.oneclickchicks.com/show...7&page=2&pp=10

a friend of mine developed them...

Heya

I started the first Women on Film thread in April of 05. I never expected to be still posing these 2 1/2 years later. Should I keep going?

yes...yes...yes, these threads are what make this board sooo fantastic!

More Women on Film!

Thanks

What about these ladies?

Please do!
 

you are on my short list of great posters.

keep it going bro
 

this is a great thread!!

What's a guy gotta do to get a 5 star rating around here?

The more nude wives you post, the better the ratings get my friend!

Time for more

Woo-hoo!
 

This is an awesome thread!!! Keep it up!

Marcelles. She looks hot!!!

another GREAT update!

love your work even its ye old world :)

thanks for posting

Here we come!

Walkin' down the street!

Cheers Big guy!

Paris Eurabian Match "All the News That Fits After Beheading"

Jelzeel 63, 2178

DEBATE DIVIDES MUSIC SCHOLARS

Oslo

A recent archeological find in the home of a recently executed heretic in Varna has split the music world. A "record" made of black plastic was uncovered. This was a tool used by the Satanic Americans and Canadians to lure immodest females to perform unspeakable acts. The tool, according to revered musicologist and imam Pere Hammershold Ibn Ibrahim, is greatly damaged. Nevertheless, some sounds can be heard. Satanic bongo drums mark the rythm to an immodest female chanting, "My boyfriend's back, gonna save my reputation!" At this point a coven of immodest females chant, "Hey la, hey la, my boyfriend's back." It has been posited by the revered and saintly imam that these were the last know words of one Paris Hilton, a highly respected female of the 21st century (Old Style).

Caliph and musicologist Walter Becker ibn Saud ali Oxenfree, of the Museum of the 200 Charbroiled Comrades calls Ibrahim's theory, "a sham of a farcical joke upon the saintly world. The music, if one wants to call it that, was clearly used as a punishment device for those who offended the corrupt leaders of the day. A few hours of this would drive any man mad. Besides, everyone knows that Paris Hilton was fond of the chant Yummy! I've got love in my tummy!"

One insanely brave student suggested that it might not be a bad idea to ask an American or Canadian. "In a pinch, we could even ask an Englishman. After all, England is only a stone's throw from Calais!"

This turn of phrase turned out to be particularly unfortunate for the student as he was led away to the Jail of the 2000 Heroic Human Torches. He was heard to say, "Whatsamatter? Can'tcha take a joke?" as he was led off to face revered Mullah Fullah Bullah at the jail. It is unknown at this time what punishment will be meted out.

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rework of a rework :p

another

Bigi...great post as always.....love these threadss

nother rework

Loopsta, your work is fantastic!

Just two

What a fabulous bush.

Tuna

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Imagine the pride if these wives or husbands look on these pages and see themelves or their beautiful wives still being admired!

She finally made it
 

Yep - An old polaroid of my wife (which I posted to another bb) made it to this thread.
I gotta say it was a big turn on!

ZX, its an honor for you! Its good you enjoy! Which one :) ?

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I keep coming across these undigital nude wives, and you keep getting them.

OK! so I got this idea for a movie, see. You saw 4 Brothers, right? Well this is called 4 Sisters. It's about these 4 Hollywood hos who do their thing 24/7. You know, like duis, getting arrested for drugs, covering themselves in tatoos, getting out of limos without underwear, having it off with strangers in rehab bathrooms, divorces, secret sex videos- you know the usual. So here's the deal. Seems that they are secretly mob hit women, AND they were all raised by a former glam queen turned foster parent who taught them everything they know. Now the sisters have got to be Drew Barrymore in the Mark Wahlberg role as the oldest and wisest. Then Paris Hilton, Britney Spears and Lindsey Lohan. The mom can only be played by Cher. Well the mom gets knocked off by a drug kingpin, who was a mentor to the 4 sisters. I'm thinking Pam Anderson here. The 4 sisters return to the small town where they were raised - say Compton - and systematically destroy the town while they search for mom's killer. But here is the twist, they don't kill anybody. I mean no one. I'm just thinking outside the box here. Instead, they leave a trail of double amputees and paraplegics in their wake. Meanwhile the town chief of police is hot on their trail, but can't seem to connect them to the mayhem. We need someone with some real screen creds for this role. Say, Madonna? Then in the final scene - you know where Wahlberg and the kingpin have it out on the ice - I thought mud wrestling would work. Hell, we could through in a few pharmaceuticals and Pam and Drew would probably do it nude! I'm sure this will be a hit. A real mega money maker. Let me know if you would like to invest.

I look forward to this thread!

The one with her feet up is outrageous!

Tuna

The one with her feet up is the same as the one in the 2 pics directly above. Look at her face, then look at her hairy box:D