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I met a lady in a bar, and as her flat was on the way to mine, and of course me being a gentleman, I brought her to her house. The was a junkie sitting on the stairs, so I told him to move. Still being said gentleman, I offered to accompany her to her flat. I honestly just wanted her safe. She smiled, gave me a kiss and is suctively said:
Yes.
I quickly adapted to the new situation and had a nice night with her. Had she not said that "yes" in such an erotic way, I probably whould have gone home without noticing anything.

Many years ago, one of the younger girls at work, after explaining to me and my mate what she'd like us to do to/with her; "...but I can't swallow sperm because it makes me sick"!!!

Much more recently, a lovely, cheeky but very submissive woman I was involved with: "I just swallowed ALL your cum!!".

Another submissive woman from long ago - right after I'd throat-fucked her, arse-fucked her and exploded massively inside her; "...but I was really hoping you'd spank me!!"

The one I still love - perhaps above all - though I can't remember her exact words was my partner of 37 years on our first date, delicately explaining to me that what she really wanted was anal sex!!!

She still does too!!

Put it in my buuuuuttttt, please!

This is one I can always Remember!
 

I was in a Buddy's BAR when a buddy of mine came in with a wonderful looking Beauty! After having a few drinks with them she asked me if I wanted to dance with her because my buddy / her date that night wasn't a dancer!
I danced with her a few dances, fast and slow, but I could tell she was still out looking for more FUN!
After awhile my buddy asked if I could do him a favor and take her home when I was ready to leave cause he had someplace to go in a hurry and wasn't able to take her with him now!
I told him sure and we stayed in the BAR having a few more drinks, then we went to a Restaurant for a late meal~
We rode around in my car for awhile just Cruising up and down the main streets!
As we passed by this one corner, she looked around at this Fancy Motel with all of their flashing lights and asked me - "Are you going to take me there and fuck me?"
I never had that thought in my mind until she said it, after going to the next corner I just went around the entire block and came back to the entrance for that Motel~
I pulled in and she said can we check in? I said sure, so I went inside and got us an Upper room with cable TV!
We turned it on, but never watched it!
I have to say she was fast at stripping too and on the bed in no time at all laying on top of the covers!
When I looked at her NUDE, I discovered she was more busty then I could imagine with pointy nipples!
But my Best surprise was with her long dark reddish hair, she had a matching extra Bushy cover over her Pussy!
It was the most that I had ever seen on any of my GF's, but I didn't mind having a few pubes in my mouth and teeth while I gave her a licking and more for the full night of SEX!
;)

Bar night
 

We were at the bar 1 night and the guy I was drinking with was 25 years younger and had been fucking a divorced late 40’s woman. She is attractive but a b*tch, so she calls him and asks him to come over. He apologized and said he was at the bar with me, she says” I’ll let you fuck my ass, while I stuff my pussy with a dildo” he says “ be there in five minutes “

In my younger days…,My favourite pick up line was always use at the club as you were nearing the end of the night and getting in the last couple slow dances with whoever I had met that night. Usually Careless whispers by George Michael or something similar. Lol

As the music ends, I would give them the big deep kiss on the dance floor pull them in close and whisper in their ear “So did you have any plans from say, now till breakfast?”
Worked like a charm haha.

One of my favourite quotes was from my ex- wife. At the end of our first official date I asked her if she’d like to come back to my place for a cup of tea before taking her home.
She said she’d love to.

We went inside I thought I was pretty smooth with all my moves and we fuc#ed all night. As I drove her home in the morning I said, Oh, I ‘m sorry you didn’t get your cup of tea… she turned to me and said “I never drink tea!” And flashed her big blue eyes and smiled.

I just had to laughed and said, oh, but you will, I’m Irish - 40 odd years later she still does to this day. Lol