"Mrs Mahoney's withdrawal of her affections became complete when her husband began pulling her panties down at clinic parties to show the other gynecologists what he was talking about."

"Mrs Semple, are you saying that this Raul we have been hearing about throughout this trial in not you lover in adultery but is in fact a small plastic device, purple in color?"

"And when the Olympics left town, you finally came to understand that your wife could never compete with the American beach volleyball team?"

"When Mr Irons first saw the professionally taken photographs of his wife, which she presented as a Christmas present, he was quite pleased. It was only later that he thought to ask her about whether she had engaged in sexual congress with the photographer."

"But surely SOMEONE must have told you that the term 'starter marriage' is just an expression!"

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check out the fly that made the picture to the lower right of her belly button. What does that fly want? :cool:

Waaaaaaaaaaay fun

Great captions! Great post.

Great post, and a BIG thanks for the zips

thanks....is there any more?:)