This story isn't my girlfriend, but my roommate's. For a couple years, I lived with this guy who was a huge alcoholic. He oscillated between being a totally stand-up guy and a complete dick. But a had a real gift for women. He was always bringing home all kinds of attractive women.
This particular woman was his semi-steady girlfriend of a couple years. She was a bit older (mid 30s) but very very fit. She was tall, blond, and a bit of a b*tch.
Anyhow, one night it was hot as balls out. They got out to dinner. A few hours later, the doorbell rings. I open the door, and there she is, completely naked except for her boots and socks (Why do people look even more naked when they're just wearing their shoes?) Here's the kicker- she's trying to cover her bare shaved pussy with my neighbors cat! And the cat is pissed, hissing and freaking out!
I take a very long, shocked moment to drink her in. Firm tits, somewhere between a B and a C cup, with nipple rings. Shaved pussy, cute ass, and no tan lines. Apparently her and my roommate got shit-faced at dinner, and on the drive home, he convinced her to strip. When they got back to the apartment, she gets out of the car naked, he her drives off! Like I said, a stand-up guy and a dick, all in one.
So there she is one my porch, acting all shy and embrassed, trying to cover her bare kitty with an angry kitty ;)
This apartment was in a pretty sketchy neighborhood. Nude blond women at 2 am tend to attract a lot of attention. She puts down the cat, and comes inside. She doesn't go looking for any clothes, so I don't offer (like I said, she was a bit of a b*tch, and I'm smart enough to know when not to be a gentleman.)
Eventually my roommate comes back, and parades her around the place bare ass for the rest of the night. Logically, he should have fucked her brains out at that point, but he was so drunk he passed out. Ah well.
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