Wish I’d been cut before my mid 20s now, could’ve used that too

100% it belongs here! If you got to show it off you got to show it off!

It’s clever how you’ve managed to make technology work for you. I’ve got a friend in her 20s who I used to go on breaks with at work before she left and we’ve stayed in touch. Never crossed the line as I’m considerably older and she’s not just sexy but also a good friend, but if we were both single now I’d make a move I think. She’s only around 5’ 5’’ if that, not too skinny or curvy, in the middle. I’m not going to suggest I’ve got the biggest one in the world but I’m definitely a few inches above average and I’ve lost countless loads over imagining my pants coming off and her being overawed and nervous by it.

On WhatsApp you can make stickers and I’ve gone that with the cat and my head etc messing about with mates and then when you use them it’s so easy to accidentally pick one and it just sends, don’t have to confirm. I’ve done it a few times and deleted it from the chat as it wasn’t relevant.

Then it dawned on me. I used the timer on my phone and got a pic from sort of underneath where I’m at full mast with my balls at the bottom. Adjusted the lighting and contrast on the pic and finally turned it into a sticker with WhatsApp and its now sat in the collection.

I’m now wrestling with my conscience and for the past few weeks I’ve been thinking about messaging her asking how things are at work etc, getting into a chat and then “accidentally” dropping the sticker in and then “panicking” and deleting and accidentally clicking “delete for me”. I wouldn’t mention it and would then send a cat one so it looks like I meant to send the cat, caught the genitals one by accident, deleted it quickly without realising I only deleted it for me and then posted the cat as I intended to.


I’m fairly sure that if I did that and acted naturally that she’d chalk it up as an honest mistake so she’d be calm but I’d have been able to fulfil me dream of showing it off to her. That would also give her the opportunity to screenshot it she tuck it away if she wanted to, thinking that I wouldn’t know. I’m fairly sure that if she didn’t mention it even though it was still on her screen that would mean that she felt pleased or lucky it was “accidentally” sent to her. I’ve gone to start the chat a few times but not been able to commit. I can’t be bothered with the aggro if it all goes wrong but there’s literally no one on this planet I’d rather show it to so I’m conflicted. If I can get her to see the pic she’ll never be able to think of me or hear my name ever again without that picture of my willy entering her head. I know if she ends up single again she’s going to have a fair few lads after a go and her finding out I’m pretty well endowed might mean I’m getting my CV in early