| Knickerless_Liz |
06-04-2014 02:04 PM |
Wrong sort of dirty
Have to say I do own a phone that's dirty but for the wrong reasons, not sure if its in the spirit of this thread but I thought I'd add it for entertainment reasons :)
Back in the late 90's I had a Panasonic mobile shaped like a mars bar with an aerial (no camera or apps in these days). One evening I'd been out with my boyfriend of the time, Lee, and he dropped me back off at my parents in his car. We sat outside in the car for a bit talking before we finally said goodnight with a kiss, which developed into an accompanying hand up my skirt. I'd had the phone in my hand, as I was thinking I was about to get out of the car, but dropped it in my lap. Lee pulled away from the kiss to look at what had knocked his hand, took one look at it and pushed it into me. It wasn't the most comfortable of sensations so had to stop him after a couple of strokes and got out of the car before he went looking for anything else. The next day my new upgrade arrived so the old one went in my bedside drawer where it still is to this day, still with its tell-tale dull sheen. I found it when I stayed at my parents the other week and it brought the memories flooding back...would have been fond memories if Lee hadn't turned into an arsehole but thats very off topic.
Incidentally, my current phone is very dirty as I'm always sending my husband dirty texts and videos. My favourites are in changing room mirrors whilst he's waiting outside (some interesting stories about the outcome of those ones) and from work to get him in the mood by the time I get home.
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