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did u say tighter jeans??pants maybe but skirt?.....no way

Today isn't much better than yesterday. All I got was one above the brim which might be better off in my "not exactly attractive" post, one King Kong arse, and some Iranian bra straps. At least nobody can accuse me of not trying. All I need is some real sunshine.

Stay with it! ;)

Things are going from bad to worse. All I managed to capture today was an old woman who was looking after a looney kid. There's a glimpse of white but she twigged me so I gave it up as a bad job. After that it was an arab Miss Piggy showing some bra strap and an above the brim. Her old man made her tuck it in but she left the label out. Out of desperation I took one of my wife because there was nothing else in view. What a crappy year!

Too bad old woman was so "careful" with her goods, she had potential :)

yeah!!!!...I actually like the old bag...

Right you are Tonto! ;)

I just can't believe the weather this year! There was a kind of mist coming up from the river this afternoon. The only skirt in the whole park was the old Portuguese bag so I tried a few "under the table" shots and failed miserably. Her skirt was near ankle length anyway. After that I tried a "visible panty line" and failed again. I am becoming unworthy of this forum.

That sux man, but I have to give you a lot of credit for getting out there and hunting! :) How the heck did you get the under table shots without being noticed?? :p

Look at today in the park. It's the 20th July and we've got 19° with no sun! What a fuc*ing year this is. Take a look at the clouds yourself. It's no good going to Paris to see the steps at the Opéra or the Sacré Coeur; there are next to no tourists and the few about are all in trousers.
As for the under the table shots, I've got a Canon IXUS 9515 which slips into the palm of the hand. Keep it in one hand the same as a magician holds his cards without being seen, open your knees, slip both hands between them and lean forward so your chest touches the edge of the table. Manipulate the camera for a few seconds then straighten up. Practice makes perfect but my trouble is my wife is nearly always beside me so I've really had to master the art.
Give it a try yourself. Good luck.