Thanks! I didn't know the source

Thanks
 

Awesome thanks

She Looks Familiar
 

I had to ask her to stop putting her foot on the furnature.

Tips For Flashers
 

1) Wear a trench coat and/or wear a loose dress/skirt and stay naked underneath.

Rash of Flashers
 

As head of security, I have been getting complaints about a rash of flashers. I promised to get to the bottom of this.

For the holidays, I would prefer this 'munch on the mulch' over 'elf on a shelf' any day.:p

Bum Checks
 

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Due to the huge number of females exposing themselves, the store has initiated a "bum check" policy. Every adult female who enters the store must now prove her bum is appropriately covered. This unpleasant task fell on me because all the other other security guards refused to do such a thing.

Couple of shoppers

Flashing in the Chip Aisle. (gif)
Bet that's an interesting contrast in mouth feel! 😆

crisps...