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wildfire54 01-03-2015 02:34 PM

More fun.
 
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Things go on.

1.A woman outstanding in her field.(yeah,it's a little corny. but go with it).

2.It finally reached a point where the new library interns were asked to leave because they made to much noise.

3.It really amazed Gary how easy he could train monkeys to do tricks.

4.Always looking to find an edge in business, Fiona decided to open a nude obedience school for dogs.

Ghost In Oblivion 01-05-2015 11:17 PM

The Russian Way
 
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This woman's photo set is just full of fun shots. As a result, she shows up here in my posts a lot. Here's a few more.

1. This is a perfect example of why some men don't understand women...all the mixed signals! (Sometimes in the space of one bath)
2. Submitted for your aproval: A potential new "M" logo to put on the Miami Marlin's baseball caps. I'd buy and wear one...
3. If she starts sniffing your butt you'll know for sure she was raised by dogs.
4. The Russian movie and television industry can't afford to hire censors...so they employ volunteers to work directly on the sets.
5. Yes, they watch as much television in Russia as American's do...and they look damned good doing it.

wildfire54 01-06-2015 11:41 PM

The Weird Side of Life
 
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A walk in the strange zone.

1.Elaine began to serious wonder if her date was trying to get her drunk.

2.Pete realized he should never have asked his current girlfriend if any of her previous lovers were better than him.

3.In all his days.Walter had never heard of anyone getting wasted on bottled water.

4.Mrs. Flint wondered why her husband let his new pet rabbit wander around the backyard when she wasn't home.

wildfire54 01-06-2015 11:54 PM

Blonde & Brunette
 
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Blonde jokes are a dime a dozen. Then again,so are blondes. I won't get into the IQ question about Blondes & Brunettes. I don't want to give anyone a headache.

1.What really scared Farmer Smith was that the cow and his daughter seemed to be discussing quantum physics.

2.Molly found that one of the downsides of dating an invisible man was that he wanted oral sex at the strangest times.

3."Thank you for the 'A' Professor. I'm glad someone appreciates a girls intelligence".

4.No matter how hard she twisted, Penelope couldn't find the radio station her boyfriend wanted.

1michael 01-07-2015 11:45 AM

Women, don't Piss them off~!
 
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Have to be fast with this one and Hope its not a repeat! I always loved the Expression on her Pretty face and would love to see his too! lol
Thanks, great thread too!
;)

DRDavenport 01-07-2015 10:59 PM

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Originally Posted by 1michael (Post 1926410)
Have to be fast with this one and Hope its not a repeat! I always loved the Expression on her Pretty face and would love to see his too! lol
Thanks, great thread too!
;)

This belongs in the WTF thread....

1michael 01-08-2015 12:51 AM

Friend seeing those Wall pics!
 
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This is the Expression we got when my wife had her GF over the house on a tour and she seen those Naughty wall pics in the Master bedroom, wow!
:eek:

Ghost In Oblivion 01-12-2015 09:58 PM

Back for a few grins
 
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1. The bad news is that they're doing another sequel to The Matrix. The good news is that Keanu Reeves has been replaced.
2. Now doesn't this pic make you think of the slang term: "skin flute? "
3. Lumps and bruises instead of lumps of coal...Santa Claus is through messing around with you goddam naughty people!
4. Don't laugh...she'll bust your balls.
5. PART ONE: Boyfriend left you? Feeling lonely?
6. PART TWO: Suck dick. You'll never be alone again. ( Paid for by the Society For Validation Through Nymphomania)
7. It sucks to be seconds away from a big, satisfying, self induced orgasm...only to have ghosts from the ancient Indian buriel ground your subdivision was built on suddenly decide to haunt your room.
8. "Cut the ropes Indy! She's hot as hell... but you can't let her get her hands on the artifacts!" A scene from "Indiana Jones and The Temple of Amateur Porn Girls.")
9. "This is sooooo much better than playing Bridge." ( Housewives have come a long way since the 40s. )
10. How to tell if your girlfriend is an alien: When her breasts hang free her eyes glow. Yep...gives them away every time. Honestly. Uh huh.

wildfire54 01-22-2015 09:14 AM

More of the Different
 
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Once again for fun.

1."I win,Jack. It only took one beer to get her naked."

2.So when the FBI put me into Witness Protection,they told me to blend in.Try not to stand out."

3."That's very nice,Mam. But I'm only supposed to accept monetary compensation for delivering your luggage."

4."Actually,I have no idea what I'm doing in the back of your bosses car. But it's not what it looks like."

Ghost In Oblivion 01-28-2015 10:51 PM

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1. I hear that eating jalapeņos makes a guys cum taste a little spicey. I mean...that's what I hear...I honestly have no idea.
2. I also hear that eating too much jalapeņo cum can have an adverse affect on a woman's vision. Again...I wouldn't know.
3. That's a pretty sad looking animal...I'm talking about the dog in the background.
4. That latest northeast blizzard wasn't such a big deal after all. It was a clothing optional storm.
5. Wanna die early? Forget to buy the morning coffee like Veronica asked...again...AND while she's PMS-ing. You poor bastard.
6. Yes, having sex with immature men can have it's drawbacks.
7. Vicky's got her boat, her John Clancy novel and her rather large friend. She may never come ashore again.
8. Cable's newest cooking show: "Cooking with Russian Fuck Goddesses" somehow attracts a rather large male audience.
9. Desperately calling Paul Hogan.
10. Easter sucks.


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