The next thing I know, I sn*tch my wife up in my arms and head out to the truck. She's surprised at the sudden lift but sees the wild lust in my eyes and plants a big wet kiss on my lips. When she is finished, she licks her lips and said "It's about time."

we barely made it to the truck and got in. In a flurry of clothes, she pulled her jeans and black mesh panties down, pulled my pants down and lowered herself down on my hard shaft. i could feel her pelvis ad she ground hard on me, pulling her shirt up and rubbing her nipples against my chest.

Beforre long we were thrusting hard and coming even harder

I guess we were extra loud because when we were done we noticed we had an audience of young adults watching us. Embarrassed, my wife dressed quickly. Me, I just started the truck and rolled down the widow.
placing it in drive, I called out to them "Take notes boys, that's what a good woman can do for you." and drove off, naked from the waist down.

On the drive home, she giggled about the situation. The took a long bath when we got home and climbed in bed with me.before long, she was sleeping soundly. Aah, but the Tequila had a different effect on me.

I waited until she was doing her little kitten snore then gently parted her legs. using slow gentle strokes with my tongue, I worked her outer lips and clitoris until she was moaning and holding the back of my head.

She shuddered and moaned, then fell immediately back asleep. I guess it was relaxing for her, and I was happy to provide the service.

So, in parting I wish you all fair weather until we meet again and a big thank you for all who read my post

A tourist is driving through the Australian Bush when he sees a man having sex with a kangaroo. Appalled, he heads back towards town to report the incident, but on the way he's shocked to see another man having sex with a kangaroo, and then another.

Disgusted, he drives into town, only to see a man with a wooden leg masturbating outside a pub. The tourist pulls up outside the police station and accosts a sergeant:

"I was out in the bush and I saw three men having sex with kangaroos!"
"Did you?" says the sergeant.
"Yes. And then I saw a man with a wooden leg masturbating in the street. How can you tolerate such filthy behaviour?"
"Well be fair mate," replies the sergeant. "How's the poor bastard going to catch a kangaroo in his condition?"

Male squirrels removed. Read the rules please. No male squirrels allowed!

Two nuns sat at a traffic light in their car when a bunch of rowdy drunks pulls up alongside.

"Hey! Let's see your tits, you stuck up penguins!" shouts one of the drunks.

The Mother Superior turns to Sister Immaculate and says, "I don't think they know who we are. Show them your cross."

So Sister Immaculate rolls down her window and shouts, "Screw off you little shits, before I come over there and rip your balls off!"

Sister Immaculate looks back at the Mother Superior and asks, "Was that cross enough?"