Mutants are such dicks...
 

1. I...I don't know what came over me...I'm a respectable girl...I've never done ANYTHING like this before...but I kept hearing this voice, over and over in my head...telling me it was the right thing to do...I'm so embarrassed...I mean, I don't even know your name, Mr....? 2. Oh, you can just call me professor, my dear....Professor X.

Tesla-bots
 

1.**** 2.**** 3. (GiF) 4. Whoops...

1. Look over there, honey. It's the new Tesla Cyber-truck! 2. Womp-womp-woooomp...

More of Professor X's Friends
 

And some powerless people too.

Only one cure for USA politics...
 

Toga Toga! TOGA!!!

My wife
 

Another funny face

1. --- 2. --- 3. --- 4. Shit! That's the third invisible plane I've lost this year. 5. (Sigh) I guess Bruce Wayne's getting another blowjob...

Ooh.
 

Funny smile!

Ummm, honey...do Cadillacs still have those pointy hood ornaments?

That was a close one! My button popped open, and everyone in this restaurant almost got to see my tits...

Hi there, gorgeous. Whiskers Greenberg, casting agent. We're shooting a movie up the street, here. Fantastic cast. Rover Deniro, Spot Pacino, Snowball Johansson. We've got 'em all. There's a little part I think you'd be perfect for. How do you feel about doing humanality?

Very well, old chum. You can have the cheerleader uniform, but I get to wear her bra and panties.

sunday

1. Honey, I can't find the baked ham we're supposed to take to your mother's house for christmas. 2. ****

Damn it Fred, this is the very last time! From now on, you're going to have to jerk off like a normal person...

1. Batman! Is that your...in my...? 2. That dastardly fiend! Batgirl, do not be alarmed. From what I can ascertain, the shockwave from Penguin's exploding umbrella trap appears to have driven my...Robin! Is that your...in my...? 3. Holy cornhole, Batman! What a predicament...

Darling, I told you that you should have the chicken, instead of the bean burritos...

Yes honey, the plumber's are here. In fact, they're just about to plug the leak...

Funny thing was, the contest she entered was for Best Cowboy Hat.

The only footage ever filmed for the 1978 Bionic Woman/Fantasy Island crossover series. Unfortunately, production was suspended because the cameramen kept having heart attacks (GiF).

I think I know what she got for Christmas.

You put all of your money into WHAT? That's it Steve, it's over between us. You're a loser, and you're always going to be a loser. Oh, and by the way...Apple is a really stupid name for a company.

I'd like to sit down, but he says it tickles...

....

Now Bob, don't forget to push her nose in it, afterwards. Not so tough without the vacuum cleaner, are you Susan? God, I wish I had thumbs...

More captioned pictures (Jim and Linda)
 

I few captioned photos from Hoosierdaddy4.

Shick and awe
 

Whe. You contemplate your life and why you have not been fuck this good in a lo g time.

Are you from Pennsylvania and her from Delaware ? You both look familiar to me. Are your names Mike and Susan ?