Mr Olowinski...

Mr Sanchez (formerly Father Dominic S.J.) left the priesthood to marry a woman he met in South America while on sabbatical studying the mating habits of Rio beach girls. After a whirlwind courtship and speedy relocation to Texas, Mr Sanchez began to become worried about his wife's mating habits! He also began to note that she changed hair color like he changed socks (see photos). The end came when he discovered that his wife was on sabbatical from the Venezuelan secret police, and that she was studying the mating habits of capitalist swingers with an eye toward teaching Hugo Chavez some new techniques to screw his countrymen!

Mrs Scratch first began to feel a sense of foreboding when being carried across the threshold of her new home shortly after the wedding. There, she saw a small plaque on the top of the door which read: "Abandon all hope all ye who enter here!"

After a quarter million views and 304 replies over six months I only get 4 stars? That equals "good." What's up with that?:confused: That's the same star rating of a guy who only put up 16 pics with one reply. (see below););)

I just thought I'd mention it.

Dood... you rule.. don't worry about stars..

Yep, you rule, I have been looking for this one for ages.

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dont worry abt the stars



just see all the thanks and laughs ur post has generated



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dont worry about the rating or stars
great topic, good idea and good excution
thanks

não se preocupe com classificação mou estrelas
ótimo tópíco, boa idéia e boa execução
obrigado

You are a giant. I wonder how many people even voted? 8? I can't believe this thread has been viewed 250,000 times and you have only been "thanked" around 10,000 times (for all of your posts).

I appreciate the quality of your posts and your witty preambles. Great reading and great viewing.

BRAVO!!!!!

In an eerie replay of the other cast members of Oliver Stone's much awaited film "I, Stooge," another '"stooge" is asking for a divorce. Cast in the coveted role of Joe, Mr Murtha tells the court he can't be seen with his wife anymore after counting the number of men she has been with during the marriage. The fact that Mr Murtha induced his wife to sleep around seems lost on him. I have only two points to make. First, one can only hope that the future Moe's marriage is rock solid. The second is that upon reviewing the evidence, it is clear that Mrs Murtha should have no trouble attracting a new mate whatsoever. Indeed, it seems that she has already obtained the phone numbers of every bailiff in the courthouse.