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Fox Mulder 02-04-2011 06:23 PM

SOME FUNNY FACES TO ENJOY
 
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The last two pictures really caught my eye. In picture number five: You have to wonder, what went wrong in the middle of that blow job to prompt a face like that. The last picture? Well, this has got to be the poster child for the term: "Rode hard and put away wet." That is one totally spent lookin' woman...:D

Fox Mulder 02-07-2011 09:06 PM

THREE CAPTION PICS FOR TONIGHT
 
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1. A lot of women are bad at goodbyes...Betty was very very good!
2. Since taking on Big Belinda as a lover, Sheila's ears were never cold
3. So you're the guy who has been looking at my pictures and masturbating!

Fox Mulder 02-08-2011 07:59 PM

CAPTIONED CHAOS ON A TUESDAY NIGHT
 
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1. The Maytag repairman will never be lonely again...
2. I know she's adorable...but you've been clearly warned.
3. As the political sex scandal was exposed by press photographers, hooker Debbie spread her reputation.
4. Lose at cards and you have to masturbate for everyone.
5. Our schools need funding so students can afford writing paper once again.
6. When you massage your girlfriend's foot with your crotch...
7. ...you can drive her wild!
8. Flashing the Hubble telescope.
9. The prequel to this summer's "Cowboys And Aliens"..."Sharks And Indians."
10. Tanya O'Neill demonstrates how they get the cream in Bailey's Irish Cream.

Fox Mulder 02-08-2011 08:20 PM

START YOUR WEEK WITH A SMILE- ONE MORE SET
 
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1. Beth, "The Blond Breast Buff," couldn't wait to get a taste of Brenda "The Busty Bimbo" (A match made in Heaven)
2. Melissa was enjoying her pizza until someone offered her a tasty thigh instead.
3. "Hey guys! Look at me! Look what I can do ...Umph! Uggh!...Uh Oh! HELP!"
4. It's the Rainbow Pantie Gang, alright...get the Sheriff! Quick!
5. When this photo made its way onto her Facebook page, Sara's job on the police force was history.
6. Ruth and the next door neighbor banned together to try to teach her husband patience.
7. Juan's girlfriend was so frigid that sex was out of the question...but she still had her uses.

Fox Mulder 02-09-2011 09:13 PM

CAPTION PICTURES FOR YOU
 
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(Captions read left to right top to bottom...just like life.) #6 has a bonus caption too!
1. The best "Mentos" commercial they ever made!
2. When Cheating Chuck decided to sleep with his military wife's sister...well, this is the last thing he ever saw.
3. Hmmm...I wonder how these two loosened up enough to drop their inhibitions and kiss...Hmmm I wonder...
4. Julie thought she was in a very hot lesbian relationship, but Becky was just plain bored.
5. Seconds later, shy Jane looked down and saw the evidence of Anne's infidelity: In other words...Bust-ed!
6. It ain't braggin' if you can do it!... OR...some people thought the movie was a real nail biter...not Cathy.
7. Holding lengthy, tender conversations with her vibrator was the first sign that Lonely Lisa had gone over the edge.
8. Just like two rams fighting for territory, busty women tend to settle disputes with violent clashes.
9. Dumb Denise, confused yet again, vowed to buy a less complicated bikini...next time.
10. HAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY!

nakedhippie 02-10-2011 01:47 AM

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funny face

Fox Mulder 02-10-2011 07:23 PM

MORE CAPTIONS
 
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1. From the moment she could swim, Kelly wanted to be a shark.
2. The idea of a shark girl was just too much for the timid Jones sisters.
3. The hot tub was so hot it melted half of Cindy's face.
4. Virginia's first lesbian experience was absolutely euphoric.
5. There she was down on her knees one more time...when suddenly Suzie got the urge to bite, and bite hard!
6. Happy hour at the lesbian bar.
7. Did you ever see the X-Files episode "Dreamland?" An alien ship passes overhead and people sorta fuse together.
8. Rhoda was so bashful about sex that she'd even cover her face when masturbating alone.
9. Three girls on their way back to Sears to return their bikinis that somehow expanded when exposed to water.

Fox Mulder 02-13-2011 08:20 PM

THIS IS THE CAPTION SPEAKING...
 
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1. Innocent Connie's boyfriend told her he wanted to "use her mouth like a pussy." She was a jewel, that Connie!
2. "Someone's never slept with another woman before...has she?"
3. Elvira almost nailed the job as the peanut butter cup spokeswoman...but her old facial twitch returned again.
4. Installing deck fans on his luxury cruise ship was one of Captain Voyeur's greatest ideas.
5. The bull fighter's girlfriend knew exactly how to get his attention at the beach. "Toro! Toro!"
6. Need a locked door open? Blonds make great battering rams!
7. "Can you believe that dude with his legs spread and his balls peeking out from his shorts? I'm taking a picture!"
8. The cute "heads together" photo was spoiled when Sara's little brother brought his pet snake into the room.
9. You've heard of chastity belts? Well, Cock Loving Keisha's boyfriend had a solution for her oral infidelity.
10. This couple just found their picture on an amateur Internet porn forum.

nakedhippie 02-14-2011 01:17 AM

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Fox Mulder 02-14-2011 05:18 PM

THIS PHOTO MADE ME SMILE
 
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I can't figure out if she's giving the most determined hand job of her life, or if she's bracing for a cum shot, or if her mother was right when she told her: "Don't make silly faces or your face will freeze that way!"

natali7393 02-14-2011 06:41 PM

Thank you for this

Fox Mulder 02-17-2011 08:16 PM

CAPTIONS ARE FOREVER
 
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1.How every morning of your life would begin if you were Hugh Hefner.
2.Joe knew that Darla didn't really get bit by a rattlesnake, but Melanie was pretty gullible.
3.This is "Facial Awareness Month." You can help by wearing a white ribbon on your nose- just like this one!
4.You think this is a joke? Suck on one of these babies and your lips will melt right off! (Nuclear Nipples)
5.Too many drinks at the office party made Julie forget that it was laundry day.
6.Martha used to be shy when meeting new people, but she's loosened up some.
7.You've read the advertising...now it's time to see for yourself!
8.If women were raised by dogs, how might they greet one another?
9.You know you're a Redneck when: You pass up "Victoria's Secret" and shop for your lingerie at "Ace hardware."
10. Don't try this at home! Drinking and masturbating accounted for 1,987 drowning deaths last year alone!

Karuso 02-18-2011 01:41 AM

please help !!!
 
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Hi,
i think this picture is very funny. Anyone have more pictures like this ???

nwaatnt 02-18-2011 05:22 AM

Have to agree, Karuso. would be a good picture for a caption contest..to me shes saying "what the hell is that, a fence post"

Fox Mulder 02-20-2011 08:27 PM

A HALF DOZEN CAPTION PICTURES
 
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Not the usual amount, but hopefully enjoyable. The first picture was originally posted here on OCC by Glean man. I couldn't help myself- when I saw it. I had to have it. Thank you, Glean man.

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1. Try as they might, zoo biologist couldn't get Ling Ling the Panda to mate...until they hired Surrogate Sheila.
2. Despite the intensity of the pain, Wendy still managed to enjoy her incredible two garment wedgie.
3. "Hey," thought naive Donna, "is she signing that she wants a slice of pizza- or does that mean something else?"
4. Gay Nathan was a very sound sleeper, and very rich- so his dorm mates thought they'd blackmail him.
5. The photographer had a choice. Boldly shoot the pretty girl, and incur the wrath of her jealous, pale, skinny young Art Garfunkel look-alike boyfriend...or walk away. What would you do? Yeah, me too.

Fox Mulder 02-21-2011 07:51 PM

FIVE CAPTIONS FOR TONIGHT...UNLESS EDITED AGAIN!
 
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First picture was originally posted by Rancor5 on OCC. Wasn't the Rancor the huge monster Luke Skywalker killed in Jabba The Hut's dungeon in Return of The Jedi? I hope our Rancor is nicer- and better looking!

1. Easter Sunday was celebrated in very interesting ways at the Johnson house.
2. ...and Benny never shouted "Eat me!" at his wife in anger... ever again.
3. Speaking of anger management- this was the only thing that could be done for Tony.
4. As Jim Morrison once sang..."The men don't know, but the little girls...understand."
5. Having been raised by cats, Mary knew how to keep herself clean during water shortages.

madahab 02-21-2011 11:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by vince wiley (Post 874192)
I can't figure out if she's giving the most determined hand job of her life, or if she's bracing for a cum shot, or if her mother was right when she told her: "Don't make silly faces or your face will freeze that way!"

i think she's just squinting trying to see it

Fox Mulder 02-22-2011 07:14 PM

FIVE MORE CAPTION PICTURES
 
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PARTY THEMES...
1. It's my party and I'll cry if I want to.
2. The party is on her face... and apparently everyone is cumming.
3. Melinda opened her eyes and realized she wasn't blowing on a kazoo after all.
4. Agatha awoke from napping on the couch to discover that she had suddenly been invited to her daughter's orgy.
5. Helen was having so much fun at her 50's themed party that her beehive exploded.

Fox Mulder 02-23-2011 08:40 PM

HUMP DAY CAPTION PICTURES... JUST FOR GRINS.
 
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1. With cruel friends like Jenny has, falling asleep with a party going on in the house wasn't exactly a wise idea.
2. Crack FBI agents preparing to go undercover as lesbians. This "dry run" practice will be invaluable later.
3. Angela learns that the rumors are true: If you spread Andrea's pussy open, her clitoris will tell hilarious jokes.
4. If this was a mirror, what terrible bit of information would you have just learned about yourself?
5. Gina told her friends later: "Talk about wardrobe malfunctions! Have I got a story for you!"
6. Supergirl's little girlfriends went into a screaming panic every time she tried to fly drunk.
7. These are not the sort of girls you really want to bring home to meet your mother.
8. After falling asleep while tanning, Dana awoke to see that Mrs. Abernathy had fallen and couldn't get up.
9. None of the other girls liked to do "the bump" with Megan. She was just too damned rough.
10. Pretty petite posers providing pink polka-dot pantie performances.

Fox Mulder 02-24-2011 09:01 PM

CAPTIONS NEVER DIE -SOUNDS LIKE A 007 TITLE.
 
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1. Designed to blast up skirts, the 10,000 tiny air jets hidden in Pervert Pete's carpet worked just a little too well.
2. Basketball fans... this is the lesbian equivalent of an "air ball." She went for the clit lick- and got nothin' but air.
3. Leeanne set up a motion detector camera after losing jewelry. As she suspected, it was Pearl Pilfering Pam!
4. Dave had been ogling Betty's tits all night. She decided to pull one out and smother him with it.
5. "OK...I'm going to pass out some pens. The one who writes the best essay on why you want to fuck me, wins!"
6. Was cheating on her hypnotist lover ill advised? Whenever she hears water running, Lisa now becomes a mad cat.
7. Tired of her head bashing against the headboard when her boyfriend doggy fucked her- Terri brought "protection."
8. "Whaaa...who turned out the lights" Help! Gaaaagh!" (God, Felicia was dumb.)
9. When Steve got mad and shouted: "Fellatio isn't funny!" that just made Maxine laugh even harder.

Fox Mulder 02-25-2011 07:46 PM

CAPTURED CAPTIONS
 
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1. Ever have a dream that you're running naked on a European street in the rain? Welcome to Elke's world.
2. After all the rain, Veronica wanted to get some sun on her melons.
3. A member of the FBI's witness protection facial program.
4. "I earned every wicked b*tchin' string of beads left in New Orleans!" bragged Boston coed "Fiona Flash."
5. When Josh asked his girlfriend if she would do it doggy style, he didn't expect her to make it a life-style.
6. Mai-Li would never wash her skirt in bacon scented detergent again.
7. Nina and Lynn gave such powerful blow jobs that officials sought their help to clean up the Gulf Coast oil spill.
8. The best present Joe ever found beneath his Christmas tree.
9. No one liked to dance with Darcy...she was...well...dangerous.
10. Suddenly from out of the crowd- Super Streaker flew in and interrupted the volleyball game.

Fox Mulder 02-28-2011 11:01 PM

SOME FUNNY FACES TO LOVE
 
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Fox Mulder 02-28-2011 11:30 PM

MORE CAPTIONS TOO
 
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1. Scotty was torn. "One bite and I'll win the admiration of canines everywhere -but it will make me a bad dog."
2. The first attempt to flip over the bird.
3. Tongue Tied Tina would need lots of practice before she could put the real thing in her mouth.
4. Having drunk the mariachi band under the table, the girls added insult to injury by stealing their sombreros.
5. The act that got the company's Information Technology specialist fired.
6. In the next moment laser beams shot of her nipples, killing the photographer. Aliens hate being photographed.
7. When she was around Jerry, Kelly felt like such a happy go lucky radical trend setter...
8....but when she was alone, Kelly had her doubts about poking four inch steel thingies into her face.
9. "Aaaah! No, puppy! Stop puppy! Aaaah! Ouch! Aaaah!" (Obviously, this woman isn't very smart around puppies)
10. ...This one is.

Fox Mulder 03-01-2011 07:44 PM

SOME GOOFY FACES (Yuk Yuk Yuk)
 
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For those of you who fear clowns, I apologize in advance for the nightmares the seventh picture will cause you.

Fox Mulder 03-01-2011 08:15 PM

CAPTION PHOTOS IMPORTED ALL THE WAY FROM ITALY
 
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1. When you're training to be an Olympic high jumper, you just can't get into bed like other people.
2. She just found out that Johnny Depp isn't a real pirate.
3. How can we tell a piercing from a doctor removing a foreign object? The Adidas cap is a pretty good clue.
4. The first real test of the lesbian proof "Chastity pantie" (Another fine Kevlar product)
5. As an Olympic event, gymnastic breast sucking has potential.
6. Molly wanted to be in my "Bed Bath And Beyond" thread- but just realized she forgot the towels.
7. You only think she's flexing her muscle...actually she has an angry hornet in her fist.
8. "What? Someone ate the last one? Who could have done such a thing?"
9. An alternative to lipo-suction.
10. "Are you looking at me and masturbating?"

evilstan 03-02-2011 12:17 AM

Love it
 
Outstanding thread.....laugh and a woodie at the same time!;)

HenryV 03-03-2011 08:34 AM

Try this:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xYi_35Y0CXs

Teeyes 03-06-2011 06:15 AM

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Awesome thread!
Here are some from my collection... maybe seen before, maybe not.
Enjoy! :)

Fox Mulder 03-10-2011 06:00 PM

SOME MORE GOOFY FACES
 
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Sex, apparently, isn't a serious business.

Fox Mulder 03-15-2011 07:13 PM

MORE CAPTION FUN
 
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1. Wendy, who was raised by birds, awaits her turn to be fed.
2. A scene from the Silicon Implant Petting Zoo.
3. We have your jug jokes right here. Get your jug jokes!
4. Why shaving your pussy with bacon scented shaving cream is a bad idea.
5. Russia's new Siberian female soldiers are tough!
6. After a threesome with the Pillsbury Dough Boy.
7. If you listen closely, you can hear the ocean.
8. John catches his wife engages in this brutal S&M encounter...not at all for the faint of heart. The horror!
9. "Ha! ...and they said water sports were banned on OCC!"

Fox Mulder 03-17-2011 07:21 PM

CAPTIONS
 
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1. "The BJ-NRA"...for people who believe that guns don't suck...women do.
2. "After that opening sexist blow job joke...you think I'm gonna suck this? No way!"
3. Women auditioning for my "Tree Huggers" thread.
4. The idea of losing again to Sara at mini golf gets Nancy's panties in a bunch.
5. At the reunion...Julie attempts to prove she can still break dance. Paramedics (and a photographer) were needed.
6. Here's an obvious sign that the woman you're dating might be too young for you.
7. After you enjoy the cleavage...check out the guy's leg. It appears to be on backward.
8. Why going commando around "Veronica The Snoop" is a bad idea.
9. Even in a casual office environment, giving your I-T specialist a wedgie is a good way to lose your job.
10. Some women absolutely refuse to swallow.

Fox Mulder 03-18-2011 09:07 PM

MY CAPTIONS INTERPRETING FUNNY PICTURES
 
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1. "Yeah...I'd like a Big Mac and fries...and...what are you staring at?"
2. The "Ass Bite" is the latest craze on the dance floor.
3. I'm not sure what's going on here, but it appears to be for the good of the country- and us.
4. I wish I could say I wore these women out...but I think it was just the tequila.
5. The sight of a nice firm ass always makes Cassie drool.
6. "OK...that's a real cute shot," said the photographer "But lean over juuuust a little more" (How up skirts are done)
7. The only thing I like about cell phones and other hand held devices is that they are distracting.
8. The bungee jump was a exhilarating experience for Helen. Her cleavage is an exhilarating experience for us.
9. Such an elegant wardrobe malfunction...
10. The Power Wedgie: This is the face a woman makes when her clitoris is being driven up into her navel.

Fox Mulder 03-19-2011 10:34 PM

THE CAPTIONS KEEP CUMMING
 
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1. "Uh Tina...I'm new at this too, but I think you need to take off my panties first."
2. How about a workout where you drop a pants size in one session?
3. "Ass...it's what's for dinner."
4. Ronald McDonald's bisexual orgy...He'll do anything to sell more burgers.
5. Donna, who was raised by dogs, was always happy to see her cowgirl girlfriend come home from the plains.
6. She wants you to notice her toy sword, but you are looking at her polka dot panties...aren't you?
7. Anyone remember that odd TV show from the 60's called "The Prisoner?"
8. "Ha ha, Julie...ha ha...you'll never make it on the red carpet if you can't negotiate the gray one!"
9. Penny gives an out of town-er directions to the nearest virgin sacrifice.
10. When Britney and Paris stay at home, the Paparazzi practice their "up-skirts" on unsuspecting anonymous women.

Fox Mulder 03-20-2011 09:34 PM

CAPTIONS FOR FUNNY PICTURES
 
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1. Chelsea is better than a napkin...she is always ready to quickly lap up any spills.
2. "Ungh!...can you...ugh!...help me with these? They're heavy!"
3. This woman is getting the help that the woman in picture #2 wishes she had.
4. Desperate to dry off the bodily fluids from her swinging threesome -before her jealous boyfriend gets home.
5. Julie was so frightened of ghosts her cruel friends didn't have to ruin white sheets to scare her.
6. Easter is obviously a pretty big happy deal for this couple.
7. There is an OCC thread called "Pictures No Woman Would Want Seen." Here's a submission for the male version.
8. Joyce was a savvy call girl...she knew exactly how to the lure oil men to her Texas brothel.
9. Scruffy was the happiest damned lap dog ever...just look at the lap! (That dog is really smiling!)
10. While having a smoke with a pal, Becky enjoys her new plug in butt plug.

Fox Mulder 03-22-2011 10:06 PM

CAPTIONS
 
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1. "OK...he's out on the balcony so I can talk. Let's meet in the bar at midnight... and we can discuss baseball!"
2. Mary only has one bra- and obviously it needed washing.
3. That wonderful act known as "The Flying Lesbians" were a huge hit at the kegger.
4. OK...there are a ton of "out of the closet" jokes here- YOU make one up!
5. Who knew having a foot fetish could be so much fun! (Love the smiles)
6. She says: "Jason...you are jush the greatish boyfriend ever...but you need a shave!" He says: "Rut ro!"
7. Wendy's boyfriend always came in funny clumps that just landed everywhere...most annoying!
8. At "Mr. Freeze's" auditions for the next "Mrs. Freeze."
9. Women came from miles around to enjoy Larry's testicle scalp massage.
10. I got a feeling "The Great Pumpkin" will think her patch is the "most sincere."

Fox Mulder 03-23-2011 09:29 PM

ANOTHER ROUND OF CAPTIONS
 
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1. Joni always liked to be on hand for the last few shakes.
2. "Help! the aliens are getting away with our ovaries!"
3. Jerry was so very glad that he found that bottle on the highway with the Genie in it. (Wish granted!)
4. "If I had a hammer, I'd hammer her clitoris...I'd hammer her clitoris all over this land."
5. If you could get past the view, Cross Eyed Mary gave excellent blow jobs.
6. Jamie tried not to laugh as Nathan took his pants off
7. This dog doesn't seem all that happy considering his surroundings.
8. This dog gets the bone. We get the boner.
9 Back from the gang bang, Rita was singing "I'm going to wash those men right outta my hair."
10. "Guh ha! Yuk! Yuk! Uh...your name is Sandy...so here's some sand!" (Why dating nerds can be annoying)

Fox Mulder 03-24-2011 09:08 PM

CAPTIONS FOR YOU
 
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1. I don't know where this picture was taken- which is OK because this girl doesn't look like she knows where she is.
2. "Yup...jush as I shushpected...shilicon implantsh!"
3. "You know, I've always been a big fan of yours..."
4. "Oh I just love my girls! Come to Mama and let me give you a big kiss!" (Julie was very fond of her own breasts)
5. As John tried to drive away, Becky made a silent plea for him to stay. What guy could stay mad?
6. You've heard of wine tasting parties? These gals have a better idea.
7. Lonnie just loved to tease gay men.
8. Felicia was the most prepared street walker around- and she always liked to keep her breath fresh...after.
9. "Yeah..and I'm so horny I've been masturbating all day! Hang on, Betty wants a taste."
10. The universal signal for "I want a facial."

Fox Mulder 03-25-2011 09:41 PM

CAPTIONS ON A FRIDAY NIGHT
 
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1. See? Sometimes young women do set their computers aside...
2. Moisturizer can be fun...
3. Got milk?
4. Poor Kim...she chose the wrong friends to take a nap around...
5. Some times the skinny dipping parties are not entirely voluntary.
6. Another poor soul trying to catch some sleep around "friends." Who knows what happens next?
7. Some moments were never intended for photography. At least one woman thinks so.
8. Annie's ass is so hot, it keeps her hands warm on cold mornings.
9. Satisfied...Joanie and Trisha may eventually return to unpacking their suitcases.
10. "Yeeeeha!"

Fox Mulder 03-26-2011 08:48 PM

MORE FUNNY PICTURES WITH CAPTIONS
 
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1. This is one of the reasons why, despite high gas prices, no one is in a hurry to take the bus.
2. Ben and Betty were short on condoms- so the clothes stayed on.
3. Women with big bare breasts shall lead-ith thou unto temptation, my son.
4. Penetration has been achieved!
5. Women wondering if my captions will get any funnier.
6. Wanda liked to keep everyone happy.
7. Megan was like an eager puppy at the mention cunnilingus.
8. Meanwhile, back in the burlesque dancer's dressing room in 1954...
9. The family photo of Grandma and Grandpa that won't sit on the kid's mantle.
10. One way to deal with "the wet spot."

Fox Mulder 03-27-2011 07:26 PM

SUNDAY CAPTIONS
 
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1. The oddest pair of Siamese twins you will ever see.
2. "Never use my "Hello Kitty" diaphragm without asking me ever again!"
3. After the appetizer, he removed his pants and showed her the main course.
4. Sheila loved beer so much that a beer belly was a major turn on for her.
5. Dumb Donna's new girlfriend told she wanted to teach her "muff diving."
6. How to know when you're wearing the right cologne.
7. The easy and dangerous way to straight hair.
8. "What's worse than a hurricane? A titty twister!"
9. One local restaurant has found a novel approach to the whole napkin thing.


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