Uh oh. The critics are emerging. I put enough pics to fit in a zip. If Alex allowed bigger zips, you would get more pics. If you want to send me a private message, I can send you the url where I got the pics if you feel you need more. As for the photoshop, it was good enough to fool me. If you think I have the time to photoshop pics on the net at random, you are crazy. So I got more of these if you want or I can quit anytime. What's the verdict?

It may be photoshopped.............
 

.....but who cares? The fact is bigi44200 is doing a fantastic job here with these photos, the pics are great and the captions witty and fun. He deserves praise for the work (and it is work) that he does. The man gives the zips and then offers to show you more by simply pm-ing him. What more could you want??

Some of his zips have hundreds of views, and then he gets thanked by 10, push the thanks button and show a little respect for his work!

I for one love this thread. Keep up the great work!

Whoa! bigi..this is no criticism of you, keep up the excellent work! I just though it was a bit sad that the chinese gentleman felt the need to pretend the young hottie was his!

Mr Arnold asks this court to deny the divorce, citing his love for the plaintiff. In support he has offered these photos. I have determined I will need to examine them overnight before I can render a decision.

Loving this thread Bigi - Keep 'em coming!

Mrs O'Bannion decided to pay her husband back in kind when he strayed from the marriage bed. She engaged in a plan to place the horns of a cuckold on her husband's brow. That she was successful cannot be denied. Indeed, she was so popular along certain seaside towns in New England that a team of research scientists saw fit to name a newly discovered STD after her!

Thanks
 

Excellent thread bigi...many thanks!

Excellent thread highest kudos to a top bloke

I find that this marriage began to founder when Mr Irons came home, announced he had won the lottery, and told his wife to pack her bags. When Mrs irons inquired about whether they were going somewhere warm or cool, he responded, "Neither. I want your ass outta here by five!"

No, Mrs Jones, I doubt having to spread your legs so often that you develop arthritis in the knees and hips is enough in itself to justify an annulment. However, if you would be willing to demonstrate for the court the techniques you used, I might be persuaded see my way clear to reconsider my position.

At first Mr Kronberg was delighted by his wife's adventurous attitude during the cruise. He began to worry about her endless use of her laptop upon the couple's return from Hedonism II. Finally screwing up his courage, he confronted her about who exactly barebacker69, hardeeboy, rowdyrod and toolotool were.

I find that Mr Farsi lied to his wife when he claimed to be a mullah. However, as it turns out, he does work in an entity know as a mosque. Unfortunately, "The Mosque" is a combination hookah bar and falafel parlor.

nice job. thanks

I can't get enough of this great thread, definitely keep them comming!

Hilarious Bigi and nice shots too. Made my day. Thanks!

I remember a post here, named "laura canadian soon to be a star".
I can't find it, so I've attached here the zips.

The post was very mysterious, because the author has declared an hardcore set, but then it was offended because too slow to post it, and he leave the thread with the incomplete series. Anyway the topless picture posted above is not included in old series...so it's from a different source.

Durden you are right. I let myself be seduced by the word free cuz the girl was so hot.:p

So if I understand your testimony, Mr Sinston did not believe in premarital sex, but promised to "lay it on you" once you were married. However, once you were finally married, all he would do in bed is lay it on you, in the literal sense.

This is a claim of fraud. Mr Simpson comes to this court and tells us that his wife claimed to go straight from the nunnery to his bed. Unfortunately, the story began to unravel at Thanksgiving dinner with the family. There she used such expressions to her mother as "Shut your cock holster, you skag." The pose finally fell apart when her father, well into his third six pack, informed Mr Simpson that he would never measure up to Mrs Simpson's former boyfriend - Dom "The Pounder" Petrocelli.

So let me get this straight. You want a divorce because after being married to "those magnificent tits," for three months, it occurred to you that your new bride had the personality of a bed of kelp?

Every husband would not want to stay attached to a bride with such, shall we say, wide interests. Still, at Mr Brodski's request, I am prepared to give him another shot at Mrs Brodski......Why is everyone laughing?

thanks bigi
 

fantastic thread, funny funny funny

On the issue of your wife failing to shave her genitals, frankly I don't find that to be problematic. It is refreshing to find a woman willing to go against the crowd. On the issue of her housekeeping, it is a problem. Having said that, so what? She is clearly one hell of a good sport! On the issue of her being fat and homely, well, all I can say is that you are not exactly an oil painting yourself!

After a time, Mrs Astor, born in Staten Island and a graduate of CCNY, began to tire of Mr Astor's comments such as "You suckee me chop chop," and "You fuckee suckee me fi'e dollah."

Bigi You are a star thanks a million love to see more of this couple

What exactly did you THINK was going to happen when you posted Mrs Finley on...what was it...Domywife.com?

Mr Simmonds, having just embarked on his marriage, forgot to remove the photographs of his Ganja operation from the porn pictures of his wife. The customs officials were treated to a full view of Mrs Simmonds' nether parts as well as obvious evidence of Mr Simmonds' criminality. Such words as dunce, fool, idiot, moron and imbecile pale in comparison to a description of Mr Simmonds.

The testimony is clear that Mr Alton somewhere in the course of the marriage lost interest in his wife. I have reviewed the evidence provided by counsel for Mrs Alton. I only have one question remaining for Mr Alton....MY GOD, MAN, ARE YOU BLIND OR CRAZY?

I find that Mr Fink did everything in his power to rescue this marriage. Unfortunately, Mrs Fink is unable to reconcile herself to the fact that Mr Fink looks more like a girl that she does.

This marriage began to fail during the honeymoon. It was on Ste. Maarten that Mrs Ayende discovered that she enjoyed (and she now assets a civil right to) being ogled and fondled by people of all races, creeds, colors, ages, and sexes.

I find the oral evidence to be persuasive....Why is everybody laughing?

Mr Aronsky, who frankly looks more like a breakleg for a second rate loan shark than a librarian, managed to keep his women happy by being a sexual athlete....whatever that is.

Counsel, the story of this religious abyss between your Catholic client and her husband the Protestant is rather hard to understand. Hell for a shot at that pussy, I'd turn Hindu. Alright, bring in the jury.

We can't do that.

Why not?

They're already here.

.....Oooops.

The defense would have the following objections........

I'm sorry Mr Samuels, being married to a woman who came home with the stupidest tattoo in the western hemisphere is not a ground for a divorce. Unfortunately.

Great thread Big

Outstanding thread Big..thanks!

Apparently, the relationship began to fail when Mrs Yamamoto kept beating her husband at Risk. When he objected to the continuous humiliation, her response was to smirk and ask, "What's the name of the game?" This, according to Mr Yamamoto, instantly "turned Mr Hand into Mr Fist!"

The beginning of the end came when a friend idly asked Mr Ruben one day if he ever wondered where his wife "kept getting those bruises."

Mr Vinson states that his mail order bride was "just what the doctor ordered." The bliss began to falter when Mrs Vinson began to learn English. According to Mr Vinson, "it's been Hell on Earth ever since. In six months she hasn't shut up once."