Young brides
 

in and out of wedding gowns

Just Wondering
 

This last one's nips make me wonder if she's with child. It could just be naturally dark engorged nips though!

DD

another bride
 

in and out of gown

osreb, that last post was awesome. The posed stuff is ok, but finding what appears to be a "real" bride so sexed up and just begging for it is awesome.

Here's a real hot bride and bridesmaids, but sadly, PG-13 rated at best :(

bad wedding toast
 

"At a friend's wedding a few years ago, the best man made it apparent that he wasn't such a fan of the bride. The speech went something like this: '(Groom's name), man I love ya, you know I do. I hope you thought about this and that this is what you really, really, really want.' Then he said the bride's name, hit his fist against his chest twice, and pointed at her."

"A friend of mine from college got married, and his best man said in his speech: 'Finally John has found someone with low enough self-esteem to marry him.'"

"The maid of honor (the bride's sister) not only talked about herself during the whole speech, she also mentioned the possibility of an affair between herself and her sister's new husband."

"At my cousin's wedding, the best man ended his toast by saying he wanted the groom to know that he'd be there for him at his next wedding when this one didn't work out."

"The best man at a wedding I was in said during his toast, 'Congratulations to the new parents!' No one except a select few knew the bride was pregnant -- not even her parents!"

"I was a bridesmaid in a wedding where the best man gave a toast about how cheap the groom was and how they'd been friends all their lives but the wedding was the first free meal he's ever been offered by the 'cheapskate.'"

"The father of the bride stood up and said, 'I'm Jill's dad. I just want to say that I met David before Jill did because of my other daughter.' And he sat down."

"My cousin gave a horrible toast at her younger sister's wedding a few years ago. She began by saying that she never liked her sister's new husband throughout high school and that 'today he's still at the level of slightly below the scum on the bottom of a dirty waste pond.'"

"I attended a wedding where the best man commented on how the bride used to work at Hooters (which her family didn't know about) and how he was jealous of the groom for 'bagging her.'"

"During the toast the groom's dad (after many drinks) said that he was so happy for his son and his beautiful wife Sara. But his wife's name wasn't Sara, his ex-girlfriend's was."



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brides, brides, brides, and a joke or 2
 

Husband: When I get mad at you, you never fight back.
How do you control your anger?

Wife: I clean the toilet...

Husband: How does that help?

Wife: I use your toothbrush....

great additions to a great thread thanks:D:D

Top 10: Tips For Better Sex (from "Ask Men")
 

Blindfold her
Give her instructions
Massage
Have her dress up
Tell her your fantasies
Play a game
Dirty talk
Try a new position
Use a cock ring
Try a new place

How to tell if a woman wants to have sex with you.
 

from "HolyJuan"

She says, “I want to have sex with you.”
She says, “I don’t think I should have sex with you.”
She asks who you are voting for
She reveals her shaved status to you
She sticks her tongue out at you
She invites you to her place
She asks you to walk her to her car

or for lower standards....

She’s 43 or older, divorced and it’s her birthday.
She has the tell-tale DUI yellow license plates on her car (note that colors vary by state, do your homework).
Every time you order a rum and coke, she mouths the word, “coke,” and starts sniffling.
She has to keep closing one eye to see you clearly at the bar… and she only has one eye.
She has a nickname like Flash, Slick, Lucky, Fast n’ Easy or Ruby.

wedding pics that ...
 

.. didn't make the album

more wedding humor
 

odds and ends pics for a laugh or two

brides in...
 

..corsets

I love this thread, nothing like seeing women on the hottest day of their life!

more weddings gone bad quotes (and pics)
 

"I was at a wedding where the bride was a larger girl and one of the guests requested the 'Baby Got Back' song as a joke. The worst part is that the DJ said 'This goes out to the bride as a special request.'"

"I was at a wedding where the father of the bride yelled, 'Give her the tongue!' in the church after the priest announced, 'You may now kiss the bride.'"

"My aunt was the bartender at my sister's wedding and got my 14-year-old old brother drunk. He started stripping on the dance floor and telling my brother-in-law's family members how he really felt about them. It was a nightmare!"

"I once attended a wedding where the best man gave his toast, went through the usual wishes of good luck and a happy marriage, and then let it slip that the bride was pregnant. This came as a shock to her parents, who had not been informed yet."

"I went to a wedding where the father of the groom made a speech that included statistics on divorce rates."

"When one of my good friends got married, the drunken groom decided to moon everyone (at the dinner table) and show them what the groomsmen had done to him the night before -- which was to hold him down and write 'Game Over' on his butt with a Sharpie. Both families were mortified!"

Q: Biggest wedding disaster?
 

Best Answer -
The bride was holding the flower girl while pictures were being taken (this was before the ceremony). All of the sudden one of the bridesmaids looked under the flower girl's dress and then put her on the floor. The flower girl (who was about 3 years old) had pooped all over the brides gown. It was awful. It almost looked like diarrhea. It was all down the side of her dress!!!

Is there a dry-cleaner near by, that's a reason not want kids at a wedding.

JUne Brides
 

post 99

post 100
 

June Brides on June 30

Will have more bride pics in July

3 bridal humor pics
 

1. Now that's a bridal cake!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

2. Any guesses on how the groom's net worth?

3. i hope she is not looking for me !!!!

10 July brides
 

in various stages of their bridal dressing

Nice collection. I liked them all, specially the first pic. :)

more July brides
 

letting us see what is under their gowns

great post

https://forum.oneclickchicks.com/atta...3&d=1214963205

GREAT pic! An extremely rare example of a Nudity for the Sake of Comedy picture. You almost never see those, so this is a great find.

Where does it come from, do you remember?

Thanks

Fango

great additions to an enjoyable thread:):)

Gald U liked the shotgun wedding pic - Fango
 

I think I found it on one of teh vintage sites.

I will try and backtrck 4 ya and see if I can get the link.

I do not keep a log of sites I find pics.

I collect and then delete pics after posting.

Love this quote
 

"All desirable things in life are either illegal,
banned, expensive or married to someone else!"

Bride post 110
 

Never argue with a Woman Who Reads

One morning the husband returns after several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap. Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to take the boat out. She motors out a short distance, anchors, and reads her book.

Along comes a Game Warden in his boat. He pulls up alongside the woman and says, 'Good morning, Ma'am. What are you doing?'

'Reading a book,' she replies, (thinking, 'Isn't that obvious?')

'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs her.

'I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading.'

'Yes, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up.'

'For reading a book?' she replies.

'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs her again.

'I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading.'

'Yes, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up.'

'If you do that, I'll have to charge you with Sexual assault,' says the woman.

'But I haven't even touched you,' says the game warden.

'That's true, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment.'

'Have a nice day ma'am,' and he left.


MORAL: Never argue with a woman who reads. It's likely she can also think.

A married couple was in a terrible accident where the man's face was severely burned. The doctor told the husband that they couldn't graft any skin from his body because he was too skinny. So the wife offered
to donate some of her own skin. However, the only skin on her body that the doctor felt was suitable would have to come from her buttocks. The husband and wife agreed that they would tell no one about where the Skin came from, and they requested that the doctor also honor their secret.
After all, this was a very delicate matter. After the surgery was completed, everyone was astounded at the man's new face. He looked more handsome than he ever had before! All his friends and relatives just went on and on about his youthful beauty!
One day, he was alone with his wife, and he was overcome with emotion at>her sacrifice. He said, 'Dear, I just want to thank you for everything you did for me. How can I possibly repay you?'

My darling,' she replied, 'I get all the thanks I need every time I see your mother kiss you on the cheek.'

Just had to add this to the thread:

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2257...-at-altar.html




"The 30-year-old woman, who cannot be named due to Italian privacy laws, claims her big day was ruined by the poor stitching, which left her bottom on display.

According to the writ the bride was left in tears and the priest was left not knowing where to look.

She was left extremely embarrassed because the stitching of her dress came apart at the altar, slid down and revealed her bottom to the whole congregation."

"The incident happened in 2006 but has only just come to court.

It was followed by more bad news for the bride: she has now separated from her husband."

That makes me smile.

great bride ENF article
 

thanks for sharing and adding to the bride thread.

brides in and out of gowns
 

one in undies and one nude

Wow
 

Wish there was more of the blonde hottie in that last post!

Brides we know
 

Bride Tonya

Bride Betty

Twin Brides (Barbi twins - I think)

The honeymooners
 

THE WEDDING NIGHT

Fred and Mary get married but couldn't afford a


honeymoon, So they go back to Fred's Mom and Dad's house

for their first night together..

In the morning, Johnny, Fred's little brother, gets up and has his

breakfast. As he is going out of the door to go to school, he asks his mom

if Fred and Mary are up yet.

She replies, 'No'.

Johnny asks, 'Do you know what I think?'

His mom replies, 'I don't want to hear what
you think!


Just go to school.'


Johnny comes home for lunch and asks his mom,
'Are Fred and Mary up yet?'

She replies, 'No.'

Johnny says, 'Do you know what I think?'

His mom replies, 'Never mind what you think!

Eat your lunch and go back to school '

After school, Johnny comes home and asks again,

'Are Fred and Mary up yet?'

His mom says, 'No.'

He asks, 'Do you know what I think?'

His mom replies,

Ok, now tell me what you think?'

He says: 'Last night Fred came to my room for the

Vaseline, and I think... I gave him my airplane glue

s'more

more gowned and ungowned brides
 

thanks 4 adding pics, guys

and more...

more brides and a marriage funny
 

Martha recently lost her husband. She had him cremated and brought his ashes home.

Picking up the urn that he was in, she poured him out on the patio table.

Then, while tracing her fingers in the ashes, she started talking to him.
"Herman, you know that dishwasher you promised me?
I bought it with the insurance money!"

She paused for a minute tracing her fingers in the ashes then said, "Herman, remember that car you promised me?
Well, I also bought it with the insurance money!"

Again, she paused for a few minutes and while tracing her fingers in the ashes she said, "Herman, that diamond ring you promised me?
Bought it too, with the insurance money!"

Finally, still tracing her fingers in the ashes, She said, "
Herman, remember that blow job I promised you?
Here it comes!"

Lesbian brides
 

real lesbian wedding pics