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Say it now and say it loud. I'm back and I'm proud! Back is beautiful!

Bigi, we love your posts! God bless us. Everyone!

the thing i love about these kind of pics is...

i keep getting older, but they stay the same age ;)

(not too obscure i think)

Hey man, got a joint?
Sure would be a lot cooler if you did.
:D

When they came back from Korea, this awaited them

Welcome back, my friends
To the show that never ends

We're so glad you could attend
Come inside, come inside!

Rest assured you'll get your money's worth

Greatest Show
In Heaven, Hell, or Earth!

Bigi, these are fantastic posts. I sometimes find it amazing my wife never shows up other than on this site.

Don't forget to check out the other 2 women on film threads

Yup, ahem, yup, I would be lying if I said this thread was not full of beautiful women.

The resurrection of more nude wife pics

Paris Eurabian Match - "All the News That Fits After Beheading"
Jelzeel 11, 2175.

Archeological Find Proves Women Once Had Hair Down There

In an unprecedented find, Professor Ibn Ali von Gottenberg, of the University of the 100 Exploded Martyrs, Hamburg, announced an almost unbelievable find in the home of a recently executed heretic in Bittburg -- An odd shaped disc, silver in color, that when analyzed appears to have held the complete works on one Bigi442000, generally reputed to have been a holy man among the Satanic Americans approximately two centuries ago. The disc reputedly has representations of numerous American and European (now known as Eurabian) women of doubtful virtue posing in unchaste positions. What is most important, says Professor von Gottenberg, "is that it proves beyond cavil that women once indeed had great tufts of dark hair...well, down there!"

The fragementary work of Bigi442000, up to now no more than three or four legendary discs of unknown date, has long been a subject of controversy among scholars. Some argue that the cryptic logo OCC stands for One Complete Church, while Professor Ali al'Faisal Loon a'Tic has stated with complete certainty that it clearly stood for Open Clams Casino, a veiled reference to the nether regions of certain unchaste persons.

What became of the dark forests of matted hair in the nether regions has long been a mystery. Many scholars have suggested that in fact such a thing never could have existed at all. "Our pure women could never grow such lustful appendages," claimed Professor Mohandes Ibn Saud Ali Oop of the University of the 1,000 Blown Up Brothers, Lyons.
Others, including Caliph Mad Iman al Ibn'sane, have asserted that in approximately 1995 (Old Style), women in America and Europe began removing their disease ridden follicles with sharp objects, the better to please the evil men of the time, and at great risk to their nether parts.

Perhaps the most accepted theory is that of noted Imam Hussein al ibn Chirac, of the Mosque of 1,000,000 Blown to Smithereens Heroes, Paris. Says the holy man: "I am sure that all the disgusting hair disappeared in one night. It was clearly the work of the demon Mr. Myxlplyx, a noted devil that plagued the evil Americans in the Twentieth Century (Old Style). This doomed American women to a fate of stubble, ingrown hair and rug burn, a fitting penalty indeed for their unchaste behavior."

Professor von Gottengberg is currently being held for questioning at the Bastille of the 500,000 Self-destroyed Gentle men, Paris.

Bigi, we love you but you are crazier than anyone else I know.

Beautiful lady. Thanks for the posts.

Paris Euarbian Match "All the News That Fits After Beheading"
Jelzeel 37, 2175

Controversy Continues Over Mysterious Find

The uproar in Sharia law continues as several claimants came forward demanding return of the mysterious disc
recently discovered that it is alleged will prove beyond doubt that women once had hair you know where. French Miniser of Islamic Justice Hussein Ali Faisal Mitterand has turned the matter over to the courts for a decision. A seven imam panel will have to sort out the claims.

Perhaps the most compelling story comes from little Hans Ibn Saud Mujaheed, of Antwerp. "We were playing our usual after-madrasa game of Throw-the Stone-at-the-Immodest-Female, and I was reaching to pick up a particularly fine rock when I saw it. There in front of me was a glint of siver. I knew right away that I had uncovered some great find. Professor von Gottenber happend by and stole it from me. All of us boys tried to stone this evil man to death, but he managed to slip away after I clipped him a good one in the head."

Another claim comes from Sandra Muhahahaha, of Lisbon. This female of doubtful virtue claims that the disc contains pictures of her ancestors, and it should be returned to her family. The police could not compare her face to those of the women on the disc, as she was wearing a sack over her head, and it is a capital crime to uncover the face of a female where more than one man is present. Hence, it cannot be said with certainty if her claim has any validity. What is unusual about Muhahahaha is that she had the temerity to come forward at all. As far as may be determined, she is the first female to speak in public for nearly seventy years.

The lower court of Islamic justice, made up of three ayatollas of saintly virtue, originally decided that the best way to sort out the claims was to execute all the claimants, thereby letting Allah sort them out. For understandable reasons, this ruling was immediately appealed to the French high court. The imams will have to decide whether to let the decision stand, or perhaps reduce the sentences to torture followed by stoning.

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Fabulous ladies Bigi. Always enjoy your posts.

what a hot combo...bush and tanlines......thanks bigi

My contribution to this fine thread!

Those lucky husbands have wives good enough to be posted nude. Cheers.

Women used to look different. I dunno. Maybe the fake tit thing and razor stubble with pierced clit and rings in the nose and tatoo thing isn't for me. Sigh!

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Originally Posted by bigi442000

Women used to look different. I dunno. Maybe the fake tit thing and razor stubble with pierced clit and rings in the nose and tatoo thing isn't for me. Sigh!

I completely agree with you.