One Click Chicks Forum - Wnbr : Pussies that eat the bike seat

An Essay on Seat-Swallowing

I've been keeping track of the WNBR for a while now. A younger me was sceptical that the whole 'seat swallower' position would really be pleasurable to a woman. It sounded so much like men commenting on female anatomy without understanding it. Having had a bit more experience I can be quite confident in saying that I was wrong...

I would suggest there are three things which go into arousing a woman; I have attached some pictures to demonstrate my point for each.

1) Pressure
2) Context
3) Promise

Pressure

The first is obvious. But in particular, I believe it is that sudden, strong push upwards, applied when she mounts the saddle or the bike comes to a stop, which can be mightily pleasing, even if the regular, rapid rubbing of the saddle might not do it for her. This force will be hard for her to achieve alone through self-touch or even through humping a pillow - it has to be quite hefty.

It is entirely possible to sit in ways that avoid such temptations, as figure (1) demonstrates. I'm not claiming that she's not aroused here - but by keeping the saddle low and sitting further back, she avoids most contact between the prong of the saddle and her fun parts.

In contrast, figures (2), (3) & (4) show how to maximise the chances of a good time. In (2), she has brought the saddle high enough that she can barely reach the ground, even on tiptoes. Almost all of her body weight is pushing down on the saddle: Mr Isaac Newton would tell you that his means an equal and opposite force is being returned to her (probably) quivering privates.

In (3) the pretty rider has taken it a step further. Her saddle height means she cannot put her feet on the ground at all. This is more easily achieved on city rent-a-bikes with tall saddle positions, but if a shorter road bike is her vehicle of choice, the blondes of figures (4) and (5) demonstrate that by bringing the handlebars down as low as possible, they are forced into a forward lean which places maximum pressure on the sweet spot.

Dropped handlebars also put female riders in a rather submissive position: bending forward and flaring their buttocks to the wide-eyed male riders behind, as demonstrated by the three Asian girls in various states of undress in figure (6).

Resourceful girls who find themselves without a road bike and without a high saddle need not despair; by changing the angle of the saddle they can keep the feelings coming. Here in figure (7) we have Alice who has tilted her saddle backwards, causing the prong to jut upwards between her legs.

Alice is actually a professional cyclist, which makes this unlikely to be an accident. With her little buttcheeks now supporting less of her weight, guess where it all goes...she has also chosen to go barefoot, granting even more sensations from the world around her, and making it harder for her feet to reach the ground when the bike slows. Alice even made sure to wear her collar to let everyone know that she's the submissive type - what a wonderful lass!

For those women who want to really enjoy themselves, the answer is a tandem. By sitting at the back and relying on her friend at the front to pedal, a woman is free to move her legs as she pleases...including taking them off the pedals and allowing her sensitive areas to take all the weight. See figure (8). There is video of this attractive lady writhing in what appears to be pleasure as her tandem bike goes down a bumpy hill, and it is extremely hot.

Context

This is crucial, just as it is with men. Context forms a huge part of arousal. It is not necessarily that having strangers see us naked is arousing (I doubt many of us enjoy visits to the doctor), but by choosing to go to an event where you will be filmed, photographed and thoroughly ogled by thousands of people, many of whom are there specifically to enjoy naked bodies - THAT can be arousing.

There are also hundreds of naked men and women around them to gaze upon with awe and lust. Exhibitionist women can enjoy being displayed and appraised while completely protected from the efforts of lawful prudes and police - their numbers protect them from the vulnerability of being naked in a city full of thousands of horny men... see figure (9).

It is a perfect event for ordinary women seeking the thrill of being exposed without the dangers: a woman cannot get turned on if she doesn't feel safe, deep down.

Promise

While the sensations and surroundings alone are already probably exciting to many of the WNBR's naughty riders, it is this final ingredient which, I believe, makes pleasure from the bike seat all the more heavenly for our female compatriots.

Let us suppose a young blonde lass like the one in figure (x) is taking part in the London WNBR, and she joins the pack at the very first meeting point. From the moment she strips and mounts her saddle, she has committed to half a day of public exposure in one of the most famous cities on earth.

The vibrations of the road, the breeze on her nipples, that lovely 'push' on her area when the group pauses for photos; these aren't something she is doing to herself, they are things which the situation is imposing on her. The ride itself promises to give her pleasure as long as she keeps cycling.

Her arousal becomes inevitable. It is perhaps akin to the sensation a girl engaging in BDSM feels when she is tied up and a vibrator is produced. Incredible sensations are going to happen to her which she isn't in control of. Exhilarating.

If she chooses to show her full face she must fully commit to what lies ahead. She's made it known that there is at least a good chance her motivations for doing this were deviant - her naughty side, once hidden, has leapt out into prominence. There is now the serious potential that friends, family and co-workers find out about her little trip to London and see her tits, bush and buns on full display.

And so we arrive at figure (10). One of my favourite WNBR girls, who got her kit off as soon as she could and certainly enjoyed her time in the saddle. I'm curious to know what she was thinking in this moment, but if it wasn't 'my god I'm horny' then I'd be extremely surprised.

An Ambition of Mine

I've always thought it would be fun to pay a model who has never done a naked shoot or engaged in public nudity to attend the WNBR, with a few additional caveats to try and ensure she gets as aroused as possible:

1) Has to strip fully, ideally with no face coverings.
2) Has to ride a racing bike with super-dropped handlebars and the saddle raised as high as possible - that bum is going to be on show.
3) Has to take lots of pictures with other riders, especially men or women she has the hots for.
4) Can undertake dares for extra cash after the ride, such as twerking, bending over to touch her toes, etc.
5) For more cash, she can wear apparel that signals her horny status, such as a leather collar.
6) Here is the crazy one - she has to surrender her clothes to the photographer. They will not be with her, but with him, and he will only give her them back in an emergency. No matter how much she begs, she's staying exposed until the ride is over.