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Mammorandum
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Mammorandum: A paper reproduction of a co-worker's photocopied boobs.
I asked the new associates to wear button-down shirts so the copy center could prepare their mammorandums. Judy asked me to hold this mammorandum in strict confidence, but I think the whole office ought to know. |
very funny !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!:)
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Diddle
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Diddle: female masturbation done only with the fingers
After Tom Brady gave me a mammograph, I immediately snuck into a janitor's closet to diddle. Father, forgive me for my sins, for this week I diddled 16 times, and I took great pleasure in fingering my ass too. Attachment 1695328 Attachment 1695329 Attachment 1695330 Attachment 1695331 Attachment 1695332 Attachment 1695333 Attachment 1695334 Attachment 1695335 21 Scrum-diddly-icious pictures in the attached ZIP. |
The pics of the breasts on the xerox machine are fantastic. I have looked for a thread here, or anywhere, with scans of photocopies of women sitting on copy machines. I can never seem to find them. They must exist. They must!
Great idea for a thread. |
after a shitty day at work, this thread brought me a much needed LLLLOOOOOLLLLLL!!
i laughed so godamned hard............PLEASE keep up the good work!:D :D :D |
Promblem
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Promblem: Any problem associated with the prom.
Daughter: "OMG, Mom, you can see my thong right through my dress!" Mom: "That's no promblem, just take off your thong & have fun tonight!" Do you think it's a promblem if my boob pops out of my dress every time I pose for a picture? While some drinking is ok before prom, too much can cause promblems, like falling down or loss of inhibitions! |
more, more!!
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Cheerleader Effect
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Cheerleader Effect: Occurs when a group of women look hotter and sexier together than they are when are seen individually. This phenomenon is more pronounced when one or more of the girls are flashing.
I was ready to give that blond throat babies, but now that I've talked to her one-on-one, I wouldn't lend her my Arabian Goggles! |
Surprise Buttsecks
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Surprise Buttsecks: To make an unannounced transfer from the pink to the brown during vigorous intercourse.
Amy: Jessica, I couldn't tell if you were getting the best lovin' of your life or a root canal last night! Were those screams of pleasure or pain? Jessica: [blushing] Both. Dognheat gave me surprise buttsecks last night! And I can't believe you heard me, because we were in the car! |
Cool thread!
Tuna |
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