- Oh man!! I'll DL and look at the pics in a while. Need to stop laughing and wipe my eyes first. Thanks for these.

"So if I understand you, you performed self abuse with these photos on approximately one half dozen occasions before you realized that it was not your organ in the photos."

"I'm sorry Mr. Moses, being married to the only woman under 25 in North America without a Brazilian wax job does not qualify you for a divorce."

"I can see you are angry Mr Atwood, but I must tell you that I can see how you contracted hepatitis. Let's just say that when you enter the back door, it is best to wear an overcoat."

"Am I right to understand that it was only after your wife insisted on bringing her girlfriends on your vacation for the third year in a row that you began to suspect her proclivities?"

"I find that this marriage took a turn for the worst when Mr Lee wanted her to call it jumbo prawn, but she kept insisting on calling it popcorn shrimp."

"Mrs Adams, are you seriously asking me to believe that your marriage began to fail when your husband told you he wanted as much facial jewelry as you?"

"I find that Mrs Oksana's story about the man hiding in the chimney being in reality Santa Claus to be wholly unbelievable."

"So Mrs Williams, you feel the marriage became rocky when his first wife moved in with you?"

The next step in the scheme was to have his wife watch Big Love over and over again, to the point where entire episodes were memorized. Then Mr Jackson suggested that they move to Utah."