Damn..! :eek: Looks like her best friend is a baseball bat :D

oh
 

it kinda looked sexy to me . i love a gaint hole the bigger the hole the better the fuck at least theres room to more around in there.I hate a to tight pussy.and the idea thats she sticks so much stuff up there that its stretched out is sexy to.

In this case safe sex means bring a compass

I'd have to tie a 2x4 to my butt just to keep me from falling in ... I wonder if that's the opening to a giant wormhole? :D

I imagine sex with her is like tossing a hot dog down a hallway.

I need a lemon.

Is it bad that I want to fuck her?
 

Is it bad that I want to fuck her?

in her ear

I heard a certain cowboy comedian say thats just like putting your pecker in a coffee can !!

What the fuck.......?.:eek::p