Does water count ??
 

Does it have to be an object inserted? Could it be the force of water passing between the woman's legs? Like water from a bathtub spout, showerhead ...

I am remembering when my wife was learning and trying to get up on a double set of water skies. Sitting in the water with her legs kind of opened, waiting for the boat to up on the skies. She was dragged behind the boat for a while before trying to stand up. She tried that several times before she finally was able to stand up on the skies.

In the meantime the water was rushing between her legs. My friend who was driving the boat made a joke saying she will be 'squeaky clean' for me. He didn't gun the boat very hard since she was a new skier and didn't want to yank the pull rope from her hands, but she must have felt the water rushing in between.

Now playing with this storyline forward. What if there was a bet for the loser go water skiing naked with doubles? The boat captain on purpose does go fast enough to let her stand up. That water would be rushing between legs without a bottom covering it up. How long would it take? Everyone in the boat just waiting to see if she would cum with the water dragging behind the boat. :D:D

Apart from this lot
 

Plenty of vibrators anal beads and the odd butt plug. In addition the occasional cucumber and banana

This magnificent item (Omar realistic) it is massive .
Other things..
Cucumber
Roll on deodorant

Insert here and here
 

From time to time I use reverse image searches to see where some of my posted pictures have ended up. There is one picture of her with a vibrator stuffed in her pussy and asshole with a third one she had on her clit.

This time the search engine found two hits. One was someone's web page with big pussy lips or big clit showing. The second one was someone talking about building websites. An example of adult websites. Her picture was part of the sample of what pictures one could see on those sites.

Check my album if you like to see that picture. The reverse engine search has gone cold lately with that search.

Various toys, bottles and items of food with the wife.

Bottles and golf club handle (8 iron) with an ex. ( and I still have the same set of clubs).

Items of food? Care to elaborate? :-)

Quoting my very own post here and adding some recent and less recent ahummm 'insertions':
- Lollypops
- Cuttlery like soup spoon and spatula
- handle of hair brush
- playing but medical grade speculum

And it seems this thread it not limited to just the pussy, so I'll include anal insertions as well:
- Butt plugs, many many different ones, different shapes and sizes
- Beer bottle (the small/drinking part)

My wife has a vibrating dildo she’s had a few years. She calls it “my friend” and claims she barely uses it. She says I use it on her more often than she does on herself.

She’s told me when she was younger she masturbated with her hairbrush handle. When she’d replace her hairbrush she would seek one out that had a round thick handle.

What was that?
 

See if we could revive this thread a bit.

The very first thing I found inserted in my wife was when she was just my girlfriend. We were out by the apartment complex pool with a bunch of friends. She said she was hot and that she was going to lie down in my apartment and if I wanted to join her. I told her I will in a bit, but stayed out much longer talking to our friends.

When I finally returned, I found a dark apartment and something flew off the bed when I opened the door. Strange, so I went to see what it was. In the corner, I found it was my rubber-coated play nunchucks. When I picked them up, they were moist and had her scent on them. Turning around I saw her naked on my bed. I asked her what's with the nunchucks which she wouldn't say at first but pressing further she finally said she was *playing with them since I took so long in coming back.

I had misread her "I'm hot" comment. It was actually "I'm horny and I need you in the apartment." She had an itch she needed to take care of. When I didn't return and her fingers couldn't do the job, she found the nunchucks to be a bit more substantial to use. She had not masturbated in front of me before so got embarrassed and threw them off the bed when she heard me opening the door.

I gave the moist nunchucks back to her and asked her to show me what she was doing with them. Reluctantly she showed me by plunging them back into her pussy. It was so sexy watching her fucking herself with the nunchucks. I watched for a while and then took over with the nunchucks until she came on them. Without letting her cool down, I took off my clothes and fucked her to her second orgasm. I believe her itch had been properly taken care of.

So the first toy I saw inserted was my rubber-coated play nunchucks. We did play with it a few more times before I bought her her first battery-powered vibrator with a rotating head and thrusting shaft. Her first real sex toys with more to follow.

PM me if you like this story as I may have more about the nunchucks she used.

This is going to sound really bazaar, but it’s 100 percent the truth. When I was married to my first wife, I once caught her shoving a crowbar in and out of her pussy.