Wtf Rick? Or do you go by dick? Asking someone else to start a thread for you? I'm now guessing your problems with the wife are karmic payback. That said, I think some may have fun with a "let's get dick's wife laid by a real man" thread, including you.

Pretty messed up when you call your wife's face and body ugly cause you think no one wants to have sex with her. Even more shallow when you say "yeh, I don't want to either, but not sure what the deal is"

Here in lies the problem - "wore a great bra" Lose it - "tight jeans" lose them - wear a short skirt, no panties - says pick me up and fuck me!!!

So what happened to country couple? Hope all this side bs didn't scare you off your own thread

Whats going on?/.. I m having trouble following?? Is someone faking their story on "non-fiction???:confused:

Me and my mate on holiday going through my ipad
 

Just chilling in the room and going through my iPad and we hit this!

update
 

Well I figured I would give you guys an update on how everything is going. She had the baby about three weeks ago and it was in fact, our bulls. It came a little early but everything seems fine. Healthy as can be.
It must be the pregnancy hormones or something because she is turning into quite the little sl*t. She is starting to develop her own pain fetish. Late last night she decides that she wants a tattoo. After looking online at some ideas she wants cherries with our bulls initials over her pussy.
So we called both of them over and our bull arrives first. We let him know what we are about to do and he is ecstatic about the idea. Then our pain guy comes and brings over all his tattoo and piercing stuff. The small tattoo turned out OK but she figured if her crotch is sore she might as well get another. Only this time she wants a pussy lip pierced. She wanted it gauged but the closest thing for as big as she wanted it was a 2 gauge. It was almost like a sharp ring that cut the hole out of her ear instead of piercing and stretching. But after it heals I'm sure she will want to stretch it a little bigger.
Anyway she makes the comment that we should have done this last so we could play first because her crotch is sore now. Anyway she braves it out long enough for me to get off inside of her.
Lately she has had a bit of a cum fetish too. She wanted to jerk all of us off into a dish so she could play in it. We gladly agreed and she made about 3 rounds on each of us. So nobody left last night dissatisfied. Anyway after she got as much as she wanted she poured it on her face and I let the guys take some personal photos. Then our bull dared her to eat it all and she did. I was surprised but she is turning into a little wh*r*.
After the pain guy left it was just her and the bull on our bed and me watching in the chair. He wanted to see how much anal she could take so the rest of the night was spent playing with and stretching her ass out until finally he got her on all fours and doggy styled her for a bit. After he blew his load I took one of her dildos that was about as big around as a pop can just tapered, up to her and her ass swallowed the whole thing without her even grunting. So she is getting better. After I cleaned her up he went home. So pretty fun night all in all!