to the suspicious
 

To the suspicious out there - I once complained to my fellow soldiers in the army that the mess food was the second worst I'd ever experienced, the worst being at a scam restaurant in Morocco.

One of my colleagues juat laughed when I claimed I'd been to Morocco, he just refused to believe it. The story also contained a girl, who I went thi the restaurant with - had I gone there with a Moroccan woman?! I found the whole thing amusing, and didn't end up telling him the whole story, he'd found it really too fantastic: I'd gone there on a short vacation, met a cute japanese tourist normally studying arabic in Cairo - and we were at this time still a couple, a few years later. This was apparentlya world outside the experience of this dude

Hahahaha
 

Looking like a fool I've been getting ass from the same 3 women constantly for the last 12 plus years! Plus side chicks along the way! But I look like a fool huh hahahaha yea!!!!! Well a fool has never looked so good hahaha