So, I got in the lift at work to go from the 5th floor to my office on the third floor. A ordinary-looking young lady got in behind me. Knowing that most people would want to go to the ground floor I said to her, "Do you want to go all the way?". She replied, "Oh, it's been some time since somebody said that to me". I smiled, but being a happily married man, I just went on my way, but I still remember it, some twenty years later.

“I’m just going to stand here until somebody feels me up!”

Said by the naked sister of a neighborhood dude just after she’d done an impromptu strip tease for a shocked group of her brother’s friends in her house. Sadly I wasn’t one of them, so this was something I heard second hand. But I've never forgotten that line.

Cum on my tits! Cum on my tits!
 

Just thought of another one.

A million years ago. A sort-of-blind date. Buddy's GF had a friend come along, and we partied at his house.
She was an OK looking, thin little thing, small tits, substantial nipples.
I know this because we wound up fucking in his spare bedroom.
So I'm fucking her hard, missionary style, bareback.... .. I know I'm about to blow, she's cumming, and starts screaming,
"Cum on my tits! Cum on my tits!"
OK..... I can do that.... haha!!
And yeah, she's smearing it all around....

Last I ever saw of her. Buddy broke up with his GF, I never got a phone #, etc.
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Yea, I love those kind of unexpected ones. Gives you a brief little jolt to the system.

Some road trip with a group of us in college, a girl I hadn't even considered was into me, when we were talking about who was going to sleep in which room, she announces to everyone:

"I don't care where I sleep, as long as I get to sleep with Karl."

Another I can't forget..
 

"May I swallow it?" - another ex fuck buddy while still holding my full load in her mouth after I exploded between her lips.

It was also one of the most surprising request I've got from a woman. I replied "Uhmm...well..they are yours now so do as you pleased"

she swallowed :D

"Yesssssssssssssssss!"

Doggy position, her in control as she pushed back and my cock slid deep into her ass for the first time. First time anal for both of us.

...and did she? :)

Was having a MMF with my wife last Friday night. We were laying in bed waiting on her. She walks in and simply said "Put me where you want me"

I would hate to disappoint a girl. :cool:

(very matter of factly) "OK, help me clean the apartment and I'll give you a blow job" -My ex, as she stripped naked.